Latino Twitter Is No Impressed By The ‘Guacamole Cheese’ A Supermarket Is Attempting To Hawk
This is why we can’t have nice things.
In a world where extreme marketing has generated awful food mashups, (Yas girl, things like hot dog eclairs, Peeps Flavored Milk and spam donuts really exist out here) there’s a reason why true basics like queso and guacamole are so beloved and valued. The two foods, which have been making appearances at the parilla since forever, aren’t just good, they are convention. A part of our culture and custom, if you will.
And they ought to not be fussed with.
But apparently, a supermarket in North Carolina just doesn’t get it. According to a representative of the brand, Fresh Market, an American chain of “gourmet” supermarkets will launch the Amanti Guacamole Cheese on May 1st.
The Gouda/ Guacamole mashup will be green be mixed with lime juice, chili, tomato, onion, and garlic.
Can you hear my screams yet???
For a limited time only (thank GAWD!) the puke green colored cheese with “a smooth texture and rich creamy guacamole taste’ will be in the chain’s 161 supermarkets. So… stock up? Or find shelter and wait it out. You pick.
Until then, know that just about everyone has an opinion about the new food.
Pretty much everyone is certain the cheese is as poor quality as it sounds.
Thank you Matt.
Others, on another level of whack, are like um yeah this sounds perf.
And I respectfully disagree Natalie.
Like this one is gearing people up to go to therapy tbh!
Boi book an appointment with your therapist RN!
Like first y’all tried to put peas in my guacamole now THIS?!!
Literally no one:
Sus Food Market: HOW CAN WE DESTROY GUACAMOLE!?!
Latinx family: we have been blessed with a diaspora rich in avocado trees. Before avocados became all the rage, we grew the fruit of the gods in our backyards and made guacamole with it.
Here’s the thing, we cannot limit such a magical fruit to just one dish. Here are just 24 of probably hundreds of ways to use avocado and honor the fruit that gives us life
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