22 Themed Weddings That Will Make You Go Ay, Dios Mío
Let’s be honest, we all love a good bodorrio. We enjoy every aspect of it, from receiving the invitation to guessing what we will feast on to waiting to see who we will be sitting with. And, now that we are being brutalmente francos, let’s say it: we also love estar de criticones. Yes, even if it is our mejor amigocha or a beloved primo, we derive certain guilty pleasure in finding little kitschy details in the decoration or a tuxedo that doesn’t quite hide the groom’s panza chelera. We know that a wedding involves months of planning and most likely a lot of drama, and at the end the bride and groom, grooms or brides have the final say in how they want to celebrate and be introduced as a marriage for the first time. But let’s relax and indulge in our criticón attitude for a little while. Todo es en buena onda, we promise.
Here are some of the most out there themed weddings in the Latino world and beyond!
These Latino Fiona and Shrek who nos tienen verdes de envidia
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The classic DreamWorks movie received a royal treatment by this couple. It is romantic beyond words and honestly they look so happy being themselves, just like the movie’s fairy tale couple. At the end of the day Shrek is all about love being more important than looks, and we are all for that body possitivity message.
This couple who served a cake that is truly to die for
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We don’t know about you, guys, but we would not dare to give this baby La Mordida!
These brides who love Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom way too much
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Wes Anderson’s coming off age story is as cute and as hipster as it gets. It is about finding young love where you least expect it. The new wives are bien tiernas y hermosas. Felicidades.
Juego de tronos might be over, but it inspires romance around the world
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The HBO hit show might be over, but the GOT obsession will continue for years and perhaps decades to come. The site where the reception was held called this event The Red Wedding… has anyone checked in on the guests?
Seriously, stop it with the Westeros obsession
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The expression on that abue’s face says it all. She must be thinking “What the hell is all this?”. Even so, we admire her willingness to play the part!
This bride who had a not so subtle message for her video game-addicted beau
We are guessing that the PlayStation will disappear como por arte de magia. The only buttons she has to press are hers. Que pase el desgraciado!
Hasta que la muerte los separe was never spoken more truly
We love us a Mexican themed wedding, but this Día de Muertos partaaay went a bit too far. They might have creeped out some of the guests! This couple is so cute that we might just put their photo on our own altares de muertos.
Hey honey, let’s build a Minecraft world just for the two of us
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The computer game Minecraft is all about creating new worlds, right? So it sort of makes sense to start your life together in a Minecraft-themed party. OK, we tried to make up a reason for all this weirdness, we just hope they find time to take full advantage of their honeymoon and that they have some screen-free time.
Hey, do you think Marilyn Manson has the authority to marry us?
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Goth weddings son la onda, but we are sure that more than one older relative just felt like a fish out of water. We can only imagine all the primos dancing to Norwegian trash metal! Headbanging!
We would love to attend this goth wedding, though!
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The thing about Gothic aesthetic is they can really pay attention to detail. That lace and leather cake looks sinfully delicious. Shall we get our velvet suit ready?
Pikachu is in da house!
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There are millions of fans of the Pokemon universe the world over, and in Japan you can already get a very yellow and very cute Pikachu-themed wedding. We are sure that these events are full of gyms and rare monsters for Pokemon Go! players.
Bajo el mar la vida es más sabrosa, love flourishes under the sea
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OMG. This looks as extravagant as it looks sort of cool. We are sure that was one wet “you can now kiss the bride” moment.
This dude who took his NFL fandom a bit too far
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The Superbowl of all weddings! To be honest, this seems to be a bit show-offy for our taste. We hope that this dude actually spends weekends with his new bride and doesn’t vegetate in front of the TV watching sweaty men tackle each other.
Life is like a board game, or so they say
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This cake topper reveals the couple’s love for the board game The Settler of Catan. You know what they say… en la guerra y en el amor todo se vale.
Something Wicked this way comes!
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We love the out-there attitude of these grooms. They look fantastic in their Emerald City attires and we just want to wish them a long yellow brick road to happiness.
One ring to rule them all!
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LOTR weddings arrived in the early 2000s to stay and they are going nowhere. Just look at this massive anillo on the pastel de bodas. My precioussssss…
These grooms who revealed Buzz and Woody are so in love
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These two handsome fellas are totally smashing as the protagonists of Toy Story. We hope their life together is as dreamy as the Pixar universe!
Is marriage the Dark Side of the Force?
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Weddings themed after La guerra de las galaxias are nothing new, but this couple decided to focus on the dark side and make their special day an homage to Lord Vader. Ay, nanita!
A lightsaber wedding lends itself to all kinds of albures
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We hope that these two apply their Jedi skills to face all the challenges that married life brings. This photo shoot es un poco exagerado, but as the proverb goes, each to its own.
Who is the despicable one? Maybe these minions will tell!
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Seriously, is this a wedding or a kid’s birthday party? With all due respect, this is just too… much.
Harry Potter is the LOTR for the millennial generation
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Owls, magic, rival schools… not a theme that we would think of as wedding-friendly. We know, however, that many couples have gotten together for being potterheads, so maybe this is a celebration of their wizardly love.
Please tell us those Ferrero Rocher snitches won’t fly away
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Can you imagine being famished and a bit tipsy and see those chocolates just fly away… daring you to catch them? Lo peor del mundo mundial.