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20 Tweets From Latinas This Week That Will Make You LOL

Whoever said women weren’t funny clearly never met a Latina with her Twitter app open on her phone, her fingers flying over the keypad. If you hang out on Latino Twitter at all, you recognize how many hilariously talented individuals are out there with the razor-sharp wit and spot-on observations that make you think they should make a career out of their jokes.

In honor of the hilarious Latinas on Twitter who don’t get enough credit where credit is due, we present to you 20 tweets by Latinas that are sure to have you laughing out loud.

1. “On My Block” Actress Jessica Marie Garcia’s all too real observation about adult life

Jessica Marie Garcia hates the tax man as much as the rest of us. And yes, he is akin to a giant monster ravaging an innocent city.

2. Trans poet Joshua Jennifer Espinoza’s hilarious tweet about problematic crushes

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Joshua Jennifer Espinoza is a Latina trans poet who recently published book of poems entitled “There Should Be Flowers”. On Twitter she describes herself as the “gayest gay who ever gayed” and the “criest cry who ever cried”. Her feed is worth checking out for some other funny gems.

3. Viviana Valencia’s on-point tweet about the money we have vs. the things we want

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The Phileadelphia-based makeup artist has an avid following on both Twitter and Instagram. Her Twitter feed is full of jokes just as relate-able as this one.

4. Amelia Capaz’s hilarious read of Gwen Stefani’s problematic persona of the early-aughts

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Amelia Capaz is the Brooklyn-based genius behind the meme account @th0tcouture which has accounts on both Twitter and Instagram.

5. @Chicochunti on-point comparison of Totino’s pizza rolls to Fifth Harmony

@Chicochunti is an avid Tweeter who often touches on issues close to the Latinx community like immigration and Latinx representation in the media.

6. @Omwbabygrill has one very important thing in common with Eva Mendes

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Isabel is a 21-year old Texan who is so good at writing hilarious tweets that she has almost 120,000 followers across her Twitter accounts.

7. And like any good Latina, she knows how to make a joke about Hot Cheetos

Girl, same.

Isabel runs both the accounts @omwbabygrill and @losergirl43.

8. Latina comedian Maya Murillo feels our pain when it comes to skin flare-ups

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Maya Murillo, the self-described Chicano and “Pocha Concha” of PeroLike, has a truly funny Twitter feed that focuses on the day-to-day life of a Latina.

9. Yeiry Guevara’s very true observation about the growing pains of getting older

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Guevara is a writer, artist, and arts administrator of El Salvadorean descent who reps the hashtag #CentralAmericanTwitter in her Twitter bio. She’s the smart and funny Latina whom we never knew we needed.

10. The #FACTS that @Ammarise27 is giving us in this Tweet.

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@Ammarise27 is a powerhouse Twitter presence with over 50,000 followers. She’s so funny that each of her tweets racks up thousands of likes and retweets.

11. @Ammarise27 ‘s on-point Tweet that perfectly illuminates the nuances of female friendship

A truer word has never been spoken. Check out some of her Tweets here.

12. @Losergirl43’s perfect employment of Spongebob to describe the problem with men in general.

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@Losergirl43 is the same girl behind the other hilarious Twitter account @omwbabygrill. She literally has hundreds of Tweets that are guaranteed to bring a smile to your face.

13. @Staceymiguel gave us this Tweet that perfectly exemplifies how Latina moms try (and fail) to send coherent texts to their children.

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Self-described “computer scientist” and “carbs enthusiast” @staceymiguel writes Tweets that perfectly encapsulate what it’s like to have a Latina mom.

14. @Cakefacecutie’s super accurate description of college life.

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@Cakefacecutie is an omniscient social media presence with popular accounts on Twitter, Instagram, and Twitch.

15. @Fuentesesmi’s completely reasonable reason for why she broke the law

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@Fuentesesmi, aka Esmeralda, has a Twitter feed full of hilarious observations and calls to social activism.

16. @Imprudey hilariously calls out men who take their commitment to shoes a little too seriously

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@Imprudey is a Miami teen with a wit that would put Shakespeare to shame.

17. Carolina Flores gives us relatable AF stories of weird tía behavior.

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Yes, it was a harsh way to put it, tía, but also…she has a point. Check out Flores’s Twitter feed here.

18. Latina comedian Anjelah Johnson is queen of the very scientific Twitter followers poll.

Johnson, the Chicana comedian on the cusp of becoming a household name, runs a very entertaining Twitter account in between slaying her stand-up comedy tours and production deals with networks.

19. @Chrysanthemums_’s Tweet that only Dominicans in New York City will understand

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This Dominicana’s Twitter feed is fully of natural hair musings as well as riffs on the culture of the Dominican community in New York. Her feed is definitely worth checking out!

20. Linda Landeros’s 100% true statement about the magic of Fenty beauty

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Linda Landeros’s Twitter bio describes her as a “Latina triple threat – actor, writer, comedian” as well as the “future anchor of Weekend Update” on SNL. From the looks of her Twitter feed, we believe it!

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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In case you haven’t heard, Bennifer 1.0 is back. The famous early-2000s couple has been spotted spending time together in the wake of JLo’s split with A-Rod and Ben Affleck’s split with Cubana Ana de Armas. The news about their reconciliation is surprising the general public, as it’s been 17 years since the Hollywood power couple split up.

Needless to say, many fans have mixed feelings about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck getting back together, seeing as their 2004 split up was so messy the first time around.

But more than anything, fans have jokes. Here are some of the funniest tweets about Jlo and Ben Affleck getting back together.

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Mariah Carey Got Her First Dose Of The Vaccine And Made It Into An Iconic Moment

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Mariah Carey Got Her First Dose Of The Vaccine And Made It Into An Iconic Moment

Vaccines are rolling out across the country. People are getting their shots so life can finally start getting back to normal after a year of quarantining and social distancing. Mariah Carey let her fans join on her first shot and it became iconic.

Mariah Carey got her first shot of the vaccine and hit that whistle note.

More and more Americans are finally getting vaccinated to get the world back to normal. More than 160 million vaccines have been given in the U.S. and people are starting to see the results. Life is slowly getting back to normal for families who haven’t seen each other in years.

The singer was “excited and nervous a little bit” about getting the vaccine. Her demeanor showed just how impactful it is for people to do their part to get us back to normal.

True to form, Carey was in her camera-ready pose when she was getting ready.

People receiving the vaccine are told to keep their arm relaxed but Carey clearly isn’t made for that. How do you just turn off your star charisma?

It’s important to keep your arm relaxed while you are getting your vaccination to save you from the pain. If your arm is tense or in an awkward position, it is more likely to move during the jab, which can be painful. Listen to your nurses.

Some people are very curious how someone so young got the vaccine.

President Joe Biden announced that all states must make vaccine eligibility open to all adults by April 19. Some states are allowing people as young as 16 to get vaccinated. This is an accelerated deadline from the previously called for May 1. President Biden has worked hard to push the vaccination rate up and he has delivered on his promises for various vaccination deadlines.

People want to know if the vocal skills are a side effect of the vaccine.

There are a lot of conspiracy theories circulating about the vaccine. Some people believe that Bill Gates is microchipping them using the vaccine. It is a conspiracy that persists despite people definitively debunking the theory.

Congratulations, Mariah!

The world is eager to get back to normal and the vaccination rollout across the world is going to get us there. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is slowly releasing new guidelines about what fully vaccinated people are able to do.

For example, it is safe for fully vaccinated people to gather in small groups indoors without masks and social distancing. Fully vaccinated people can also fly on airplanes without much risk because of the effectiveness of the vaccine.

READ: This Is How Cuba Is Developing Its Own COVID Vaccine When It Can Barely Get Daily Necessities To The Island

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