I Accidentally Risked My Girlfriend’s Life With A Bag Of Flamin Hot Cheetos
My girlfriend ate only Hot Cheetos for an entire day. All three meals. These were the consequences. Dun dun dun!
The whole thing started with a tweet:
can i just say something controversial? hot cheetos ain't shit.
— Jimy Shah (@jimyshah) August 24, 2016
To which I replied: “How would you know, you’ve never had them.”Game Of Thrones / HBO
This back and forth went on for months – her saying they’re overrated, me loving them openly – but all that changed…
One day while working from home under some tight deadlines, the only thing she could find to eat was my unopened large bag of Hot Cheetos.cuntlyff / Tumblr
Yep, she went for it.
She opened the bag and tried them. From there, she ate nothing but Hot Cheetos for all three meals.everybody-loves-to-eat / tumblr
Breakfast, lunch and dinner.
As you can imagine, she endured red tinged fingers that she couldn’t get clean no matter what she did.
credit: dennisgarcia/ Instagram/ Reddit/ Imgur
She wanted to give me a shoulder rub… “Um, let me think about that, baby, okay? ?”
She felt like she had BECOME a Hot Cheeto (not sure what this means, but I think Katy does).
credit: KatyPerry/ Instagram
Is this what she meant? She became an orange doody?
She saw this in the toilet for days – she thought she was actually dying.
Her poop had turned pink. I told her to call a doctor, but she actually didn’t mind the colors.
Now she gets sick just thinking about them.
I feel the same when I think about how she didn’t leave me any.
But, she’s a trooper and is still interested in trying Flaming Hot Funions.
Who am I to stop her? I’ll just write about it again.
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