You know that one friend we all have that annoyed you to the point that you shot them in the face?
Oh, no? You don’t? Well, of course you don’t, because you’re not Aaron Hernandez, former New England Patriots player who allegedly shot his (dique) friend in the face. Hernandez, who is serving a life sentence for murder, is currently on trial for the 2012 murder of two other men — Daniel Jorge Correia de Abreu, 29, and Safiro Furtado, 28 — who Hernandez allegedly killed after a nightclub dispute.
This week, Hernandez’s former friend, Alexander Bradley, who is currently serving time for a different shooting, gave testimony of the time he says he saw Hernandez shoot five bullets into a car.
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He also gave testimony of the time Hernandez shot him in the face and left him for dead.
I’ve had drama with friends before, but coño, this friendship takes it to another level.
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Based on his testimony, Alexander, who is currently on his fourth day of testifying, and is under the protection of immunity for accessary to Hernandez’s alleged murder, the entire drama happened because someone at a night club accidentally spilled a drink on Hernandez. According to Alexander, the incident prompted Hernandez to follow the drink-spillers in a car and shoot them to death. To cover it up, Hernandez allegedly shot Bradley in the face in Florida and left him for dead.
If this isn’t some novela-ass-shit, I don’t know what is.