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Which RuPaul’s Drag Race Queen Is Your Spirit Animal According To Your Zodiac Sign

Have you been keeping up to date with the latest in RuPaul’s Drag Race Queen?

Hell yeah, you have.

As we’re all aware, Logo TV’s Emmy-Award winning global phenomenon is probably the best reality show in the world. Ever. RuPaul’s mini, maxi, and main challenges just keep getting more outrageous with each season. Better yet, her handpicked crew of zany contestants couldn’t get much sassier. But have you ever stopped to wonder which Drag Race Queen you most closely identify with? Have you ever considered who your spirit animal is according to your zodiac sign? Probably not, to be frank. But the whole process is a spot of fun, so let’s try to figure it out anyway.

Of course, we’ve thrown plenty of slayer Latina queens into the mix for you guys.

Aries

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As an Aries, you’re energetic and encouraging yet jealous and bossy. You love a good debate and excel at competitive games. More than anything else in the world, your most burning desire is to be number one.

Ring any bells?

How about Aquaria? The Brooklyn based queen who scored the number one spot last season.

As it so happens, Aquaria is an Aquarius in real life, which we’re willing to bet is the inspiration for her name. Nevertheless, her competitive spirit and winner takes all attitude makes her a bit of an Aries in our books.

Taurus

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The Taurus want to own the best of everything and aren’t afraid of getting their hands dirty to get what they want. Then there’s the tendency to be lazy and cheap as well.

Above all else, this reminds us of Valentina. Specifically, when she couldn’t be bothered to learn the lyrics to “Greedy” by Ariana Grande and tried to wear a mask to hide her lousy lip syncing attempt.

“Miss Congeniality,” indeed. Hmmrf.

Leo

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The Lion-like Leo is courageous, entertaining, and arrogant. On top of that, they’ve also got a distinct fluffy mane, often a vibrant shade of long blonde or golden locks.

Surely, you can guess who we’ve got in mind by now? Yes, none other than the sassy blonde bombshell known as Vanessa Vanjie Mateo.

Remember when this Puerto Rican beauty lost a lip sync comp of “Ain’t No Other Man,” while none other than Christina Aguilera herself was in the judge’s seat.

Instead of sulking off stage, she gleefully strutted away with her trademark “Miss Vanjie… Miss Vanjie… Miss Vanjie.” Typical Leo behavior, right there.

Libra

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Our pick for Libra goes to non-other than the fabulous Puerto Rican Cynthia Lee Fontaine.

In case you don’t remember, she rocked the Miss Congeniality award on season 8 and season 9 despite only being placed tenth overall. That makes her the shortest running contestant to win the coveted viewer’s choice award – not once but twice! Hardly surprising, though, considering she displays common libra attributes such as being charming, lovable, and sincere.

Libras are also famed for dancing the night away, leading Remezcla to question whether she was reinforcing Latino stereotypes. Hah!

Scorpio

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Remember Chi Chi DeVayne, the sassy black performer from season 8 of the Drag Race and season 3 of the All-Stars Spinoff?

She’s our pick for the Scorpio’s spirit animal, but it’s more to do with her past than her performances on the show. DeVayne had a tough upbringing which entailed hanging out with gun-toting gangbangers and getting into all sorts of trouble. A school of hard knocks, if you will.

We reckon she only made it out the other side due to her brave, protective, and vengeful character, all of which are common Scorpio traits.

Cancer

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Who could forget Kim Chi? In case you already had, she was the outrageously creative manga-inspired Korean contestant that captured our imaginations way back in season 8 with her colorful outfits.

Aside from unbridled creativity, Cancer’s are known for strutting around with puffed out chests and for having round or “moon-like” facial features.

I don’t know about you, but we reckon that fits Kim Chi to a tee.

Virgo

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The unforgettable Eureka O’Hara is a helpful Virgo’s spirit animal for her larger than life persona. Before bursting on to the RuPaul catwalk, O’Hara starred as Miss Don’t H8 DIVA to promote a powerful anti-bullying message, among other charitable volunteer gigs.

What’s more, her Virgo qualities of hard work and dedication have seen her come back from injury to secure a spot in the top three of season 10.

Sagittarius

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Dedicated and always inspiring, season 6 contestant Bianca Del Rio encapsulates the Archer down to a tee. Not only did this enthusiastic and encouraging starlet snag first place, but she’s got a long and prestigious list of achievements to her name as well.

The part Cuban, part Honduran phenomenon has won a Big Easy Entertainment Award, New Orleans Gay Entertainer of the Year and a Southern Decadence Co-Grand Marshal title. She’s performed in countless TV shows, films, and cabarets as well.

Total Sagittarius.

Gemini

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Ginger Minj may be famous for the color of her…uhh… hair. But did you know she’s a bit of an artsy type as well?

When not competing on RuPaul’s, the brash and brazen contestant personifies the Gemini’s love for music and performance art. Ginger Minj has loads of musical numbers under her belt, not to mention TV appearances and theatrical roles.

Capricorn

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Peruvian-Puerto Rican beauty queen and proud transgender woman Carmen Carrera gets our pick for the Capricorn’s spirit animal.

Porqué?

Her fierce devotion and loyalty to her transgender issues, of course.

Remember when she slammed RuPaul for the show’s use of the pejorative terms “she-male” and “tranny”? That was her Capricorn character coming out loud and proud.

Pisces

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Just like any self-respecting Pisces, Puerto Rican native Nina Flowers loves nothing more than to dance. Of course, this should hardly come as a surprise seeing as she rocks the clubs and festivals of Miami as a DJ in her spare time.

Having trouble putting a name to a face? That’s probably because Flowers hasn’t been seen since the first season of the show when her romantic and helpful Pisces persona allowed her to snag second place.

Of course, you probably don’t remember back that far, do you?

Aquarius

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This particular personality type is known for being original and open-minded, which sounds a heck of a lot like Trixie Mattel to us.

After comprising a creative stage name from the taunts of her homophobic papa, Trixie’s made significant progress in the world of drag. Her primary achievement was coming in first during the All-Stars season 3.

Here Are The Latino Sodas You Need To Try Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Here Are The Latino Sodas You Need To Try Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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While the rest of society is tapping into how nature is a significant signaler to our emotional and spiritual needs, Latinos grew up finding meaning in every change in the wind, and every dream. We’re superstitious AF, but we’re also highly in tune with nature.

We’re also chugging soda and eating Goya beans from a can because it’s 2019 and we have full-time jobs and three other gigs to get to. Whatever you have on your plate today, these zodiac-aligned sodas are destined to be more effective for you, hijo de las estrellas.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Honey, the arrangement of the stars this summer is signaling you to stay off the ‘gram. Get away from social media and get out of your head. There’s nothing like a sweet, tropical Jupiña to take with you to the beach or mountains.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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Taurus’s are often misunderstood as lazy, but the fact is that you are more in touch with your self and your needs than any other sign. You’re free from the shame of indulging as an act of self-love. So when you have a Malta, you definitely add condensed milk to it to maximize the effects of every self-treat. Plus, it reminds you of drinking Malta as a niño and feeling like you could kick your feet up with the beer-drinking adults.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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You’re represented by celestial twins–signifying a range of meanings, primarily to represent your many interests. The story goes that the goddess had so many passions, she doubled herself to get it all done. Cuba’s Iron Beer hasn’t decided whether it’s root beer or cream soda, and that’s because, like you, it can be both. 

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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This summer, your space is yours. Whether you’re staying home to reflect and refuel your tank or burning up that gasolina on the dance floor, Jarritos stay with you. Nourishing both your home realm and your social side will be important for you. Pro tip: spiked Jarritos is even better.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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Leo, your allure could be spotted from a mile away. Inca Kola’s neon yellow bubble gum flavors will make you glow in the dark. Don’t play like that doesn’t sound like your dream.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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The energies of the lunar eclipse in Capricorn is still inspiring productivity like never before in you, hermit. Topo Chico is not a soda, per se, but it is a bubbly drink that you can enjoy anytime. Whether you’re drinking it straight from the bottle at your desk or adding your favorite fruits, Topo Chico is the only bubbly you need to keep you in the zone.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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Ooh, Libra, your summer is set to look very physically (read: so much sex) active. You always have many people vying for your attention, but as you work on building trust with your chosen partner, you’re going to need to hydrate. Materva is brewed with mate leaves, giving you a bit of caffeine (alongside 40 grams of sugar, but who’s counting) to fuel your love life.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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Like Mexican Coke, you, scorpion, have a cult following. But this month isn’t about what other people think of you. No matter the expectations of you, it’s time to turn inward and go back to old wounds that cause all the classic drama in your life. Don’t worry, when you let it go, you’ll still be a classic inside and out.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

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Travels are in your future, Sagittarius. There’s nothing more germane to its country of origin than Colombiana soda. Its bubble gum scented cream soda flavors will always remind you of the importance of honoring the place you visit.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

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Fellow sea goats–it has been un mes tan pesado. No te preocupes–instead of trying to find out where you fit, it’s time to realize you belong everywhere in this world. You’re not just a Mundet, you’re an elusive green apple cider. Embrace your individuality. It will set you free.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

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You, Aquarius, are in a humanitarian activist mode. With Puerto Rico’s police force firing tear gas and rubber bullets at protesters, PR’s favorite soda, Kola Champagne, will be fuel for your fire.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Our favorite water-lovers can take their game to the next level this summer with Coco Rico. This soda is here for you when you want to drink out of a coconut on the beach, but with more sugar and carbonation. It’s next-level water, básicamente.

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Here Are The Aguas Frescas You Have To Try This Summer Based On Your Zodiac

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Here Are The Aguas Frescas You Have To Try This Summer Based On Your Zodiac

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The best part of summer is starting hot days off with agua frescas and ending them caldos. If you feel as overwhelmed by all the colorful options at the agua frescas stands as we do, don’t fret.

The stars have already spoken. Here’s the agua fresca your body thirsts for based on your zodiac sign.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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This year, Agua de Jamaica will energize your way through what might be a challenging summer. Listen up, it’ll only be as challenging as you make it. And you, ambitious ram, like a challenge. Agua de jamaica will give you sweet and tartness to keep you inspired and satisfied all summer long.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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While it’s true that Tauruses are known for being work horses, the bull is actually a large puppy in a field. You like to be outside and feel soothed by a cool breeze and delicate tastes. Horchata is all that in one, silky smooth, warming glass. Disfrute.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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Mercury rules your sign, and as the planet enters Leo this week, your perspective on communication and learning will shift. Chia seeds fuel the brain and so will this Mexican Cucumber Lime Chia Agua Fresca.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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Your inner crab may be the wateriest of the water signs, giving you the one superhero power most folks can’t handle: picking up on other people’s emotions. That inner chime is exhausting, so let it settle with a fermented Tepache de Piña.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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Like Agua de Tamarindo, your summer style is always a classic and crowd favorite. It’s not an agua fresca party without Agua de Tamarindo just like it’s just not a party without a Leo.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Virgo is represented by the goddess of wheat and agriculture. Quench your inner goddess with Agua de Cebada (Barley). Cebada is one of the first cultivated grains over 10,000 years ago. This agua fresca will feel like coming home this summer.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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You’re all about balance and harmony, and while most agua frescos are known for being sweet, a lil agua de alfalfa never hurt nobody. It’s basically tasty green juice.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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We all knew Scorpios would be enjoying agua de nopal all summer, but not for the reasons you think. The flavors of nopal aren’t for everyone, but those who like it are reaping major benefits. Rich in calcium, magnesium, and iron, there’s a reason agua de nopal is more hydrating than any other bland agua. You spice up our lives, Scorpios, with your rich palettes.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

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Earth’s best adventurer is no niña fresa, and yet, agua de fresas are going to be your right-hand thirst quencher this summer. You’ll be craving more intimacy this summer, so while you adventure, enjoy this comforting taste of home.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

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Fellow seagoats, ya es Verano! Everyone thinks we’re overly ambitious and practical, but come nightfall and close friends, we like a good party. We just like to start with the basics. The basics to a good piña colada is hydration via agua piña.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

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Any Aquarius knows that they are not a watery bunch. You’re the last air sign of the zodiac, represented by a water bearer—a healer. Agua fresca de melon is one of the most hydrating and healing aguas our mystical Aquarius could bestow. Drink up.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Did you know watermelon is is 91.5 percent water? Pisces signs, represented by the two cutest fish in the sea, are also very watery and fluid in this life. Agua de sandia represents who you are year round.

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