What Would Your Super Power Be According To Your Zodiac Sign
Have you ever caught yourself daydreaming, and wondering … what if, in an alternate universe, you had superpowers? More importantly, what kind of superpowers would you be gifted with?
Wonder no more, amigo. Find your zodiac sign in the list below, and see what newfound powers you’d be exploiting in another life.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Aries, you’re guided by your strong emotions. You’re the type of person to be completely fearless in using your newfound superpowers, for good or evil. So long as you can find new adventures with your superpowers, you don’t mind what they are.
Which is why your superpower is the ability to control other people’s allergies. Someone’s pissed you off? Bueno. They can’t eat tortillas for the week. On the flip side, you’ve also got a unique skill that’s hella marketable.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
You’re born under an earth sign that’s all about strength, stamina, and potency, Taurus. People know you for having an air of reliability and sensibleness. Gifted with superpowers, you’d probably try to use them in the most responsible manner possible.
Which is the reason why it would take you a while to figure out your superpower. Roll the drums, please, because your superpower would be the ability to generate seismic waves equal to your blood alcohol content. Get drinking, Taurus!
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
We know that you’re a chatterbox, Gemini, even at the best of times. You love to socialize, and you get a lot of joy from being around other people. Chances are, if you had a superpower, it wouldn’t stay a secret for long.
Your superpower would be super-ventriloquism. You’d be able to project your voice over to the other side of the globe. That’s right, you could use your voice to create hauntings the world over! Or, sternly tell your friend not to hook up with that creepy dude from the club. The world is your oyster, Gemini!
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
You’re a people person, Cancer. Your emotional and sensitive nature means that you truly value those around you, and you like to feel connected to them. You enjoy being involved in the lives of your family and friends.
Which means that you would thrive with the superpower of knowing where anyone is at any given moment. Yup, you wouldn’t need to stalk people on Snapchat or Instagram anymore to figure out where your friends are. Beyond having the superpower every helicopter mom dreams of, you’d also have a stellar career in forensics.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Born under the sign of the lion, you are the epitome of pride and self-confidence, Leo. You have a courageous outlook on life, and you certainly don’t shy away from the spotlight.
The superpower perfect for you is the ability to communicate with all manner of cats. Whether they actually want to respond to you is another question. Be that as it may, you’d have a great career as a veterinarian. Or, maybe as a safari tour guide. Just, uh, try to keep from turning into a crazy cat lady.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
Virgo, you’re known for your sense of perfectionism. And, if you don’t get things perfect the first time around, you have no problem turning to workaholism to get things sorted.
Your superpower would be an uncanny ability to manage and perceive time. While most people wouldn’t want to know just how badly they’ve procrastinated, with your busy mind, this is the sort of thing that’s your jam. You could plan your workout, entire work schedule, slip in a sneaky fiesta appearance, and account for late traffic with your superpower.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
Your existence is built around balancing all of your commitments, Libra. With your intelligence, you spend a lot of time weighing up your options and deciding how to best achieve harmony in your life. Sometimes, it can be hard for you to say “no”.
Libra, you would command the superpower of teleportation. But, you would only be able to do it from one room to the next. Sure, it doesn’t sound exciting at first, but who wouldn’t want a party trick that they can use to escape awkward situations? It’s an emergency escape button, of sorts.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Scorpio, you are born under the sign of power. This means you’re gifted with all kinds of attributes that comes with power: foresight, intelligence, and freedom.
You superpower would be the ability to eat anything. And we mean anything. With zero repercussions. Think about it: you could down a burger, a bucket of tacos, and finish off with a handful of empanadas, and still keep your svelte figure. And yes, you’d also become the friend that everyone would like to hate, but just can’t bring themselves to hate.
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)
Everyone knows you for your happy-go-lucky nature, Sagittarius. You’re enthusiastic and optimistic. To be honest, it makes you a pretty attractive person to be around.
Your superpower would be that you’re extremely lucky. Sure, Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool didn’t count that as a superpower, but where would he have been without Domino at his side? That’s right. Dead. Minus the pool. Not that you’d have to take on saving the world with an antihero at your side. Sagittarius, with your superpower, you could easily win the lotto a few times and call it a day.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)
Capricorn, you have a pretty serious, driven nature. You tend to hang out on the introverted side of life and can be a bit more reserved.
Which is why you might not fully appreciate how fun your superpower is, at first. Your superpower would be the ability to inflate into a ball and bounce. It would be the ultimate de-stressing superpower. Plus, imagine how quickly you’d be able to go from one place to the next!
Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)
If people were asked to describe you, Aquarius, they would use words like intelligent, friendly, and quirky. If you were to describe yourself, you’d probably use the same words. Yes, you’re self-aware.
Your superpower matches your affinity for weirdness – you would have the ability to cry tears made from the flavor of your favorite drink. Yes, it’s very specific, but oh-so-delicious. Think about the possibilities! You could solve the world water crisis by learning how to cry on cue.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Pisces, you are one sensitive soul. As much as you don’t like to admit it, you can be a little shy, too. It comes with having your artistic, creative sensibilities. You may get overwhelmed when you have to make big decisions.
As a water sign, your superpower would be acidic sweat. Being endowed with acidic sweat would definitely be the start of your superhero, or supervillain career. Imagine being able to sweat your way through secured bank vaults, or jail walls! Although, maybe it would also mean the start of a whacky fashion career. After all, you’d probably need to come up with some special material that could withstand a workout sesh with you.
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