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What Disney Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Who are we kidding: Disney movies were basically our entire childhood. And to be completely honest, they’re still a part of being an adult, too. It’s a well-known fact that anyone who tells you they’re not looking forward to the latest Disney movie release is probably lying.

And, anyone who says they’re not curious about what Disney character they would be according to their star sign is probably also lying. Find your zodiac sign in the list below, and see who is your Disney counterpart, and what your fairytale romance would be like …

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Aries, your bold attitude makes you the perfect Aladdin. Your strong will and dependable work ethic means that you’re not the type to give up, even in the face of living as a street rat. Since you’ve got a lot of energy to burn off, you’re definitely the best person to face off against the deviousness of Jafar.

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Romancing you is pretty easy, so long as your beloved respects the fact that you are a sucker for adventure. Nothing would stop your ambition from taking you to the Cave of Wonders!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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With your determined attitude, Taurus, you are definitely Tarzan. You have the fortitude to see yourself learn to tree-surf like a pro, and fight off would-be poachers. Your stamina is unparalleled, and you have a generous personality.

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Your lovers are lucky, since they know you have a real appreciation for beauty – and you wouldn’t be with them if you didn’t think they were gorgeous! However, you can have trouble communicating your feelings, so they do have to be patient with you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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Gemini, your versatility is what defines you as Mulan. New situations don’t scare you, since you’re good at thinking on your feet. Your smarts are why people want you around when they’re caught in a sticky situation. Remember: you’re as swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, you have the strength of a raging fire, and you’re as mysterious as the dark side of the moon.

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Your ideal partner would have to understand that you can’t just sit at home and play the homemaker. That would be boring. You would rather spend your time crossdressing, saving the country from violent invaders, and making your family proud.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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Snow White is your Disney counterpart, Cancer. You have such a large heart, and you care for the people around you. We know – it can be a bit overwhelming at times. You crave stability in your home life, so that you can feel secure, safe and comfortable. Just make sure your housemates don’t take your kindness for granted!

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Someday your prince will come, and they’ll be understanding of your absent father and evil stepmother issues. Beware, though, since they might have a chronic habit of disturbing your sleep.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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Leo, your sign is the king of the jungle, so who could you be, but Simba? You’re a good, strong leader, which is just as well when everything the light touches is your kingdom. Leo, you have a great sense of judgment, which is why you can easily make friends with the likes of meerkats and warthogs. Hakuna matata, right?

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Your loved one must be comfortable with your penchant for drama. While it seems to centre on you, you’d swear it’s not always your fault. It’s not like you can help that your uncle’s the jealous, murderous type.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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With your ability to keep your emotions reigned in, Virgo, you are the quintessential Elsa. Rather than risk making yourself vulnerable, you try to focus your attention on what you’re doing rather than on who you are as a person. You can sometimes be overly self-critical, because you always demand the best from yourself. But, you need to learn to let it go.

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Virgo, your ideal partner is someone who can accept you for who you are, and will love you unconditionally. And hopefully they can teach you how to love yourself, too.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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Libra, you find yourself in Pocahontas. You have a great capacity for charming others into cooperation, but you’re not the best at dealing with confrontation. In fact, you have a fear of other people getting hurt, and this can keep you from reaching your goals.

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You can be your best self with someone who understands your passion for justice and equality. Since you have the ability to see beauty in lots of things, your loved one must be able to appreciate the colours of the wind.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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With your entrepreneurial attitude, Scorpio, you have an innate ability to overcome massive obstacles, just like your Disney counterpart, Moana. You’re not satisfied with spending forever on a tiny island. You’d rather a bigger, bolder lifestyle, exploring the world.

Instagram: @cinemartistry

Finding that special someone for you means finding a person who can keep up with you in a heated debate. You can’t help it if you feel passionate about something! In fact, more often than you bring that same passion into the bedroom with you.

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

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Sagittarius, have you ever considered how much you have in common with Rapunzel? You have a real desire for freedom, but you also like the idea of having a place, or kingdom, to call home. Your ability to adapt in hairy situations means you’ll get your happy ending, eventually.

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True love for you is being with a Flynn Rider who accepts you and your passion for travel. And, who won’t mind if you do wildly spontaneous things, like cutting all of your hair off at the drop of a hat.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

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Remember Lilo and Stitch, Capricorn? Well, you’re definitely the Lilo in this equation. You make a great companion, and life-long friend, which is just as well if your number one amigo is an alien. Watch out for the Nani in your life, since you need someone to provide rules and structure for you to function well.

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Your soulmate is someone who understands that your stoicism makes you pretty closed-mouthed when it comes to talking about your emotions. 

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

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Aquarius, with your unorthodox, unconventional soul, you are certainly Belle. People know you for always having your nose in a book. And, since you are well-read, it makes you a pretty intelligent person. You tend to make friends with an eclectic bunch – yes, being friends with household belongings is a little strange. 

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You’re not worried about the way someone looks when you’re in a relationship, Aquarius. You’d rather know that they have a good heart, and care about humanitarian issues like you do.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Pisces, let’s face it: you’re Ariel. You’re a real fish out of water. You can be shy at the best of times, which makes you adept at imitating the mannerisms of other people while you hide your true personality … or mermaid heritage. 

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Your Prince Eric knows that you make a devoted lover and friend, and that you’re selfless to a fault. With your deeply emotional nature, you make a sensitive soul to be around.

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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

2020 feels like being thrown off the top of the Hell in a Cell structure and crashing through the announcement table, fam. It’s been painful and disorienting. Even if we don’t know where this wild year will lead us, at the very least we still have the release of WWE 2K Battlegrounds to look forward to. Can I have a Yassss [in Spanish]? Thank you. That was beautiful. 

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While 2020 figures itself out, at the very least we can unleash some madrasos on our friends and primos while playing this high flying, face smashing, adrenaline exploding brawl-style arcade game full of WWE Superstars and Legends. A HUEVO! But if you find it difficult to decide which finishing move you’re going to decimate your friends or primos with, NO WORRIES, baby…you can always look to the cosmos – because this article is going to tell you which WWE Finishing move you are based on your horoscope AND how you can send your opponents crying to their mamas. 

ARIES

Aries. You’re Randy Orton’s RKO. But, Aries. Come on. You already knew that, fam. You’re calculated. Aggressive. Assertive. You’ll run into your friend at the supermarket and they’ll be telling you how their mom is doing good and how she’s around the corner getting some hair dye and BAM! RKO! You’ll drop that person right in the middle of the cereal aisle because you spotted them an elote that one time and they never paid you back. Aries, you’re wild. And that spontaneity will serve you well when you play WWE 2K Battlegrounds.

TAURUS

Taurus, you love beautiful things and you’re a very committed person – meaning, you just don’t let things GO! Taurus, it’s obvious. You’re Charlotte Flair’s Figure 8. Your finisher is beautiful. Stunning. And when you got that baby locked in, Taurus, you’ll never let go! You’re like my mom who never forgave me that one time I ordered pizza when she was about to reheat calabazas she made a week ago. So lock in that Figure 8, Taurus. Make your enemies throw their controllers in anger.

GEMINI

Dear, Gemini, of course you’re going to drop two finishers on somebody. You’ve got that crazy cosmic duality in you, fam. This means you’re definitely Sasha’s Back Stabber AND Bank Statement. When people play WWE 2K Battlegrounds with you, they’ll think they’re only playing a game. Ba-HAHAHAH! This ain’t a game to you! You came to win, Gemini. But, please Gemini, do us all a favor. Don’t play with llorones. Cause you’re gonna make someone cry with those moves.

CANCER

Cancer, your finishing move is Keith Lee’s Big Bang Catastrophe. You have great emotional depth. You’re sensitive. So it makes sense that your move should rock your opponent to their core, while bringing the two of you close. Cancer, when you drop that Big Bang Catastrophe, you are going to bond with your opponent so much. As their back slams onto the mat and you land, full-weight, on top of them…you’ll be closer than arroz y frijoles. Or like asada on tortilla. Or any other delicious food pairings you prefer. Cancer, thank you for caring so much about how you destroy your amigos and siblings. 

LEO

Leo, this is your world, baby. You’re the king of the ring, which means, obvio, your finisher is The Undertaker’s Tombstone Piledriver. This is a legendary move. People don’t come back from this. One time I was watching the Undertaker deliver the Tombstone Piledriver on TV and from behind I heard my mom say to me, “Ese hombre no tiene madre.” I turned to my mom and said…”No. El Undertaker no tiene madre. Viene del infierno.” My mom gasped. She’d never met someone que no tiene madre before. So, when you’re playing that WWE 2K Battlegrounds, te suplico…take it easy on the other players. The Undertaker is not like the rest of us. 

VIRGO

Virgo, you’re a perfectionist. You’re detail oriented. Your finisher is Drew McIntyre’s Future Shock DDT. This is a precision move. When you were a kid in line to hit the piñata, everyone swung blindfolded with all their might and made a fool of themselves. But not you, Virgo. You were solving formulas and equations in your head. By the time they handed you the palo to swing at the piñata, you knew the precise moment to swing, exploding that piñata and catching everyone off-guard, including your tío who was previously holding the piñata rope and subsequently hanging from the roof of the garage. Drop that DDT, baby. Drop it like it’s hot.

LIBRA

Libra you’re all about harmony and human connection. AWWW…Libra, eres muy cute. Except for when you’re making human connection by using Becky Lynch’s Disarm-Her finishing move to dislocate your opponent’s shoulder. Libra, while most people make connections by holding hands, or a simply high 5’ing… you don’t. Because your idea of connection is grabbing someone by the wrist, like Becky Lynch, and trying to yank their arm out. Libra, use this move in WWE 2K Battlegrounds to disable that cousin who taunted you saying, “You fight like a girl.” After you break their arm in the video game, let them know…”You’re damn right I do.”

SCORPIO

Scorpio, te vale madre what others think of you. You’re a Stone Cold Stunner, baby. You do things como te dé la gana. So when you step into the ring, you make your own rules. When your friend says your playing is “weak” – STUNNER. When someone tries to pick up a chair in the game – STUNNER. When your prima says, “I’m gonna pause, I need to use the restroom” – STUNNER. When your mom comes in asking if anyone wants limonada. STUN…wait, NO. Don’t give your a’ma a stunner. That’s rude. Your mom does a lot. Say, “please and thank you…” then give everyone else a STUNNER and drink your limonada as if it tastes like victory. 

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius, you’re known for taking the road less traveled. When most go for a hard scoop slam, not you Sagittarius. Not you. You do Strowman’s Running Powerslam. Because a body slam is such a “from point A to point B” type of move. But you like to lift your opponents onto your shoulder like they’re a wholesale-sized bag of dog food and you run Sagittarius. You run from point A, to B, to C, to D, and you slam your friend’s character in the game somewhere around point Y, or Z. And when your friend says, “I’m tired of losing…can we order a pizza?” You say to them, “No. I take the road less traveled. I want Peruvian food. And I’d also like to travel away from not playing. We shall continue to play, and I shall continue to destroy you. I take the road less traveled.”  

CAPRICORN

Capricorn. You don’t mess around. Neither does Asuka’s Asuka Lock, which totally makes sense as your WWE finishing move. Others may see you as serious and traditional, but when you’ve got that Asuka Lock on them all they’re gonna see is that they’re about to lose the match, because you’ve got a grip on them that’s tighter than your abuelo’s abnormally strong handshake. Why do all abuelos have that grip, though? My hand hurts just thinking about it…And just like your abuelo makes you panic everytime he holds out his hand to saludar, so will your enemies when you play as Asuka.  

AQUARIUS

Aquarius, you’re a little bit of a peacock, and that’s meant in a good way. Your finishing move is Rey Mysterio’s 619. And it makes sense. You have panache. You’ve got style. You’ve got dance moves that make your mom wanna tell you, “deberías ir a la iglesia más seguido (you should go to church more often).” The 619 is a special move. It’s got style. It’s got excitement. And it’s got you swinging two boots like a roundhouse kick at your opponent’s face. Listen to the stars, Aquarius…the stars want you to kick your opponent in the face.    

PISCES

Pisces, you are artistic. You’re a dreamer. You go with the flow. So when you flatten your opponents like handmade tortillas, you bet your mother’s enchiladas you’re using Alexa Bliss’s Twisted Bliss. Not only is this finisher a true work of art, but when your amiga sees you soaring off the top turnbuckle in the game, she’ll suddenly get the urge to apologize for all the wrong she’s ever done to you: like when she said your brother reminds her of that sexy reggaeton artist. Because as soon as that Twisted Bliss connects and her character in the game is totally norteada, her only hope of survival is that you have mercy on her. But WWE 2K Battlegrounds isn’t about mercy. If she wanted mercy, she should’ve played dominoes with her mom.

WWE 2K Battlegrounds is out NOW! Whatever your zodiac sign, this game is loaded with finishers from tons of WWE Superstars that totally align with your cosmic energy. So get ready to spend hours of fun drop kicking your friends in the back of the head, crashing your brother through a table, and giving your cousins spears, rock bottoms, and glam slams – because this game takes wrestling to new heights with over-the-top action you won’t get anywhere else. 

As promised, here’s the WWE 2K Battlegrounds trailer!

*Please don’t try these moves at home. No. Not even with a helmet.* 

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Disney Just Confirmed Their First Bisexual Lead Character And She’s Dominican!

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Disney Just Confirmed Their First Bisexual Lead Character And She’s Dominican!

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Disney Channel is officially bumping up its diversity efforts. The television channel recently confirmed that it is debuting its first bisexual lead character in a new series. Disney’s latest series “The Owl House” is an American animated fantasy television series created by Dana Terrace and premiered earlier this year on January 10, 2020.

Luz Noceda is the series’ 14-year-old Dominican-American girl and the channel’s first LGBTQ+ character.

While Luz isn’t the first LGBTQ+ Disney character to be featured on Disney (that goes to a character in Pixar’s short “Out” on Disney Plus) she is the first bisexual character to appear on a Disney television series.

“The Owl House” is a series that follows Luz a teenage girl who accidentally falls into a portal leading to another world instead of going to a juvenile detention summer camp.

Speaking about making Luz, her creator Dana Terrace shared that initially “certain Disney leadership” had not been thrilled about the LGBTQ+ character.

“I was very open about my intention to put queer kids in the main cast. I’m a horrible liar so sneaking it in would’ve been hard,” she explained in a tweet. “I was told by certain Disney leadership that I could not represent any form of bi or gay relationship on the channel.”

Terrace, who identifies as bisexual, said she fought hard to have Luz be bisexual on the Disney series as well. “Luckily my stubbornness paid off, and now I am very supported by current Disney leadership,” she explained.

Fortunately, viewers have given Terrace and her character quite a bit of support.

Fans of the series have thanked Noceda for bringing the representation of the LGBTQ+ community to Disney.

Alex Hirsch, the creator of Disney’s “Gravity Falls,” shared in the comments that Disney kept him from including LGBTQ+ in his series. “Apparently ‘happiest place on earth’ meant ‘straightest,'” he remarked. “Thanks to Dana Terrace and team, there are explicitly queer animated main characters on Disney TV… This time, Disney- you did good.”

In response to all of her support, Terrace urged her supporters to continue to fight for representation on-screen and other forms of media. “Representation matters!” she exclaimed.

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