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What Iconic Vine Best Describes Your Life Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Even though Vine died out a few years ago, we all still have a real appreciation for the meme value those tiny clips gave us. It’s wild to think about how many classic memes we wouldn’t have today if it weren’t for Vine.

The important question is: what Vine would you be, given the chance? Never fear. We have the answer here. Read your zodiac sign to find out which Vine you are.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Aries, given a little leeway, you can be one hell of a spitfire personality. You’re not all about aggression, but with your mix of energy, impatience, and pride, that’s what sometimes comes out. That’s why the John Cena police officer Vine perfectly captures who you are. However, Aries, you’re not the police officer in this scenario. You’re the girl who kicks him.

Instagram: @johncena_yard

Vine

GIRL: F*ck the police.

*Girl kicks policeman from a chair*

NARRATOR: It was at this moment the young girl realized she had just kicked officer JOHN CEEEENAAAA.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Instagram: @littlbrune

The guy asking the girl for her number is your Vine, Taurus. This is less about your independence and grounded nature, and more about your sense of persistence and stubbornness. Because let’s face it, you would argue with someone about their use of the word fat. Especially if there’s a relationship at stake.

Instagram: @ashton.miranda.interested

Vine

GUY: Hey girl lemme get yo’ number.

SAME GUY, BUT WITH A BLONDE WIG AND LIPSTICK: Sorry, I don’t date fat guys.

GUY: That’s okay, I’m not fat, I’M OBESE.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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Gemini, you’re expressive and quick-witted, just like pretty much every Vine out there. But your split personality brings to mind the Vine featuring a dog eating a butterfly. Are you the dog? Or are you its owner? For all you know, you could be the butterfly. To be honest, it probably depends on your mood.

Instagram: @pugloversclub

Vine

OWNER: It’s a butterfly, Bentley.

*Pug takes butterfly in its mouth and runs off*

OWNER: NO! NO! BENTLEY! BENTLEY!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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You’re emotional and intuitive, Cancer. People know you for having a complicated personality. Which is why, in another life, you were most likely the Elmo Vine. Chances are, if we caught you on a good day, we’d see you also dressed in an Elmo costume and standing in the snow, suffering an existential crisis.

Instagram: @hypedslaves

Vine

[SONG PLAYS] “La la la la, la la la la, Elmo’s- hello darkness my old friend.”

*Elmo stands lifelessly in the snow as cars drive past*

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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To be frank, Leo, with your air of royalty and love of the spotlight, it’s obvious which Vine you are. Remember when Donald Trump followed Hillary Clinton around the stage during the 2016 presidential campaign debates? Put a Jaws theme behind it, and you’ve got your Vine. Sorry not sorry, but you’re definitely Trump in this scenario.

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Vine

*Theme from Jaws plays*

*Trump looms behind Clinton as she speaks on stage*

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Are you sure you’ve never starred in a Vine before, Virgo? It looks like you’ve got a dopplegänger in the Vine with the mom who dramatically tried to turn off a stereo playing rap music. Even though you’re capable and well-spoken, that doesn’t mean that everything in this world is as refined as you are. Which is why you sometimes have very limited patience, just like this strict mom.

Instagram: @rrivera0875

Vine

*Mom slowly moves towards a stereo playing loud rap music*

MOM: No. NO. NO. TURN THAT OFF. NOO!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Instagram: @guaraguaopr

Libra, as a rule, you are kind and gentle, and a lover of beauty, harmony, and peace. Which is why you definitely identify with the contestant who got shredded by Gordon Ramsay on national television. You find it hella difficult to turn people down, so you can get pretty stressed over being rejected yourself. Let’s hope you’re in Gordon Ramsay’s shoes in the future.

Instagram: @dailydoseofgordanramsay

Vine

GORDON RAMSAY: Congratulations-

CONTESTANT: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

GORDON RAMSAY: -on the worst dish in this competition so far.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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You can be a bit of a mystery at the best of times, Scorpio. If there’s anything anyone knows about you, it’s that when you’re given the chance, you don’t hold back on the insults. You’re a bit more than a little sex-obsessed, which is why you could be either Amanda or her friend in the Vine about Amanda riding horses. At the end of the day, if you’re not getting laid, then you’d like to think you can at least dish some savage one-liners.

Instagram: @pferdenutellaa

Vine

FRIEND: “My name’s Amanda and I ride horses because I can’t ride d*ck.”

AMANDA: *shocked face*

Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21)

Instagram: @chocolate_and_planes

Sagittarius, you’re a curious and energetic sort. Everyone knows you’re the happy-go-lucky, fun-loving type. Which means that once you’ve had a few drinks, you’d take every single, stupid suggestion very seriously. After all, you’ve got to live up to your reputation as an extrovert. And naturally, you’d end up belly-flopping off the top of a wardrobe onto a tabletop, just like the Vine with the frat guy who, well, belly-flops off the top of a wardrobe onto a tabletop.

Instagram: @fitboylars

Vine

FRIEND: “One.”

GUY: *jumps off wardrobe, breaks table, destroys at least twenty drinks*

Capricorn (December 22 – January 20)

Instagram: @the_loveli_coco

The traits that define a Capricorn are ambition, conservativeness, determination, practicality, and helpfulness. Which is why a lot of people see you as the tedious office job type, content with spending your days in a tiny cubicle and battling your way through workplace politics. Life’s not all about that for you, Capricorn. Sometimes you’re like el chico sharing wisdom in the Vine about Mondays.

Instagram: @nutrininjabullet

Vine

“Life is like – you ever get that one feeling where you wanna die, you feel like it’s Monday.”

Aquarius (January 21 – February 18)

Instagram: @lcnba_fashion

Aquarius, you’re intelligent and can be outspoken and opinionated. You’ve got the brainpower to think in the abstract and about practical things. Have you ever seen the Vine about Arkansas? Because that’s pretty much you. Wait, scratch the pretty much. It IS you.

Instagram: @amylattacreations

Vine

NARRATOR: “So I am confusion. Why is this one Kansas, but this one is not Ar-Kansas. America explain! Explain what you mean! ARK-AN-SAW!”

NARRATOR: *gestures angrily at a map of the U.S.*

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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If anyone was to choose a single word that sums you up, Pisces, it would be soulful. You’re one of those empathetic, intuitive, and artistic types. You experience emotions deeply. If a Vine could be a spirit animal, then yours would be the Vine featuring a dog staring at a toy trapped under a couch. And really, you don’t have to see the Vine know what we’re talking about, do you? You can probably feel the dog’s loss right now.

Instagram: @puppy_unity

Vine

[SONG PLAYS] “Everybody hurrrrrrts, sometimes.”

*dog paws desperately at toy under the couch*


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From Taurus To Cancer, These Are The Most Compatible Signs With Virgo

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From Taurus To Cancer, These Are The Most Compatible Signs With Virgo

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Who are we kidding: one of the major reasons all of us check our horoscope is to find out what the future has in store for us when it comes to love and lust. After all, you know that if you’re really meant to be together, then it’ll be written in the stars. 

So Virgo, in honor of your birthday, we’ve put together a quick guide to point you in the direction of your soulmate.

Virgo with an Aries (March 21 – April 19) creates an explosively fiery passion.

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Part of what attracts you to Aries is the fact that they do everything with so much passion. You can’t help but be attracted to the fire in their soul. But Virgo, you can only function on their level for so long until you burn out. For you, a relationship with Aries takes work.

Compatibility: Low

Virgo with a Taurus (April 20 – May 20) is a matchmaker’s pick!

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Taurus are known for being super grounded and down to earth, and that’s exactly the kind of person you need in your life, Virgo. Your drive for perfectionism means that your Taurus can put things into perspective for you – they’re the yin to your yang, so to speak.

Compatibility: High

Virgo with a Gemini (May 21 – June 20) sees opposites attract.

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If one of your brutally honest friends had to describe you, Virgo, they’d say you’re a bit of a square. And, they wouldn’t exactly be wrong. That’s why Gemini can get on your nerves a bit … they’ve always got their heads up in the clouds when you’re trying to be realistic!

Compatibility: Low

Virgo with a Cancer (June 21 – July 22) means both love and lust.

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While on the surface it would seem like Cancer is a bit too emotional for you, Virgo, it turns out that they’re exactly the sort of person you need in your life – and they need you, too. Your pragmatism in the face of their emotional swings is what keeps them sane. And they remind you to stay in touch with your softer side. So you know what this means? You guys have fabulous, fulfilling sex. Noice.

Compatibility: High

Virgo with a Leo (July 23 – August 22) is one hell of a rollercoaster!

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Leo can definitely test your patience, Virgo. You’re a quiet achiever, whereas Leo likes to get all of the attention, wherever they can get it. Leo’s got a massive ego that needs stroking … and you’re more critical. As you can imagine, it’s pretty much the perfect environment for lots of silly bickering. Then again, every couple has those moments, right?

Compatibility: Medium

Virgo with a Virgo (August 23 – September 22) asks the question: can you ever have too much of a good thing?

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You’d think that being with someone who functions on the same vibe as you would be a match made in heaven. But, that’s only true to a certain extent. Given that the two of you are perfectionists and workaholics, you’d make a great power couple … that has almost zero romantic and sexual chemistry. If you want it to work, you’ve gotta work at it, Virgo.

Compatibility: Medium

Virgo with a Libra (September 23 – October 22) meshes realism with idealism.

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When people think Libra, they think social butterfly. When people think Virgo, they think shy. Virgo, you’re a realist, whereas Libras are an idealist. They say that opposites attract, but in your case, you’d probably find that the differences between you and Libra would eventually drag you away from each other. The both of you would really have to put in an effort to find your way back.

Compatibility: Low

Virgo with a Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) sees things heat up in the bedroom.

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While Scorpio and Virgo can build a really secure and safe relationship, you kids can come unstuck when it comes to your attitudes towards the bedroom. Scorpio tends to be all about the real carnal side of the beast with two backs, whereas Virgo is more about connecting emotionally through sex.

Compatibility: Medium

Virgo with a Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21) mixes fun and stability.

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It’s nice when you meet someone who’s as adaptable as you are. But in the case of Sagittarius, Virgo, you might find that they’re a little too spontaneous for your liking. That being said, they might get you to loosen up a little, which is never a bad thing in your case!

Compatibility: Medium

Virgo with a Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) is a match made in heaven!

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Capricorn’s brand of perfectionism fits pretty well with your brand of perfectionism, Virgo. The difference is that you strive for better because you want to do good, whereas Capricorn wants to be good – at everything they do. And that makes you good together!

Compatibility: High

Virgo with an Aquarius (January 21 – February 18) is a hella smart match.

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Because both you and Aquarius are intellectual sorts, you’d find that you’d have what Alanis Morissette called, “intellectual intercourse.” But since the pair of you have such different approaches to life, you’d probably find it a lot easier to work on a friendship together, rather than a real steamy, romantic relationship.

Compatibility: Medium

Virgo with a Pisces (February 19 – March 20) means sweetness in spades.

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There’s no denying it, there’s definitely an attraction between you two. You’re both devoted, thoughtful and detail-oriented souls – but where Pisces is a dreamer, you’re much more realistic. If you’re both able to navigate your differences, then there’s no stopping you! Chances are, though, you’d find that your relationship will always be an ongoing project.

Compatibility: Medium

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These 20 Latino Sayings Will Get You Through Any And Every Day

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These 20 Latino Sayings Will Get You Through Any And Every Day

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Life is complicated. Luckily, Latinos have sayings, or refrains, that help with managing expectations and making better choices. Beyond offering sound advice, some clever sayings, when dropped like jewels at just the right moment, help transform tension into laughter. While some sayings seem outdated, folk witticisms leftover from the early days, they address elements of the human condition that are timeless like love, jealousy, ingratitude, and morality. Whether deciding to stay in a long-distance relationship or looking for an old-school diss, these 20 Latino sayings are worth memorizing and dishing out the next time a golden opportunity presents itself.

Talk About Love

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1. Mejor sola que mala acompañada.

Better to be alone then among bad company. This saying is great for those moments when the fear of being alone starts to kick in. More deeply, this timeless saying is also reflective of the importance of self- love.

2. Amor de lejos, felices los cuatros.

In long-distance love, four people are happy. This pessimistic proverb suggests long-distance relationships provide fertile ground for infidelity. This saying came about before technology helped couples stay more in touch than ever. And yet, the possibility remains.

3. Juntos pero no revueltos.

Together but not mixed. This dicho is the equivalent of saying, “It’s complicated.” It’s a great way to explain why a couple doesn’t live together, or why they are not married.

4. Un clavo saca otro clavo.

A nail removes the other nail. The meaning behind this refrán is that a new relationship, or lover, can help a person get over a failed relationship.

5.  Ojos que no ven, corazón que no siente.

Out of sight, out of mind. It’s hard to say this refrán without thinking about Alexis & Fido’s 2009 hit song.

Proceed With Caution

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6. Dime con quién andas y te diré quién eres.

Tell me who your friends are and I’ll tell you who you are. This saying has come out of many parents’ mouths. It’s a perfect proverb for helping a person decide what kind of company they should keep.

7. Más sabe el diablo por viejo que por diablo.

The devil knows more because he is old than because he is the devil. In other words, with age comes wisdom. This saying also warns against elders who may be sly or have bad intentions.

8. Con un dedo no se tapa el sol.

The sun cannot be covered with a finger. This is a great piece of advice that addresses the way self-deception is harmful. It also calls out quick fixes that don’t serve to address larger issues.

9. En boca cerrada no entran moscas.

A closed mouth does not catch flies. This idiom more accurately translates to ‘silence is golden.’ This refrán extols the virtues of discretion.

10. El que no llora, no mama.

The baby who doesn’t cry, doesn’t get milk. This saying is akin to ‘the squeaky wheel gets the grease.’ A great refrán serving to inspire vocalization of needs and wants.

Insults Que Arden

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11. A otro perro con ese hueso.

To another dog with that bone. It’s the “talk to the hand” of all the idioms. Deploy this saying at the sight of deception. 

12. Se cree la última Coca Cola del desierto.

He/She thinks they are the last Coca-Cola in the desert. A third-degree burn, this little gem calls out people who think they are more attractive or desirable than everyone else.

13. Se cree mejor de la bolita del mundo.

He/She thinks they are the best in the world. The exact translation fails to convey the hilarity of this saying. While also a diss to those who think they are hot stuff, the saying reduces the entire planet into a tiny, little ball.

14. Se fue de Guatemala a Guata-peor!

This a saying that relies on a play on words, mala meaning bad, and peor meaning worse. The idea is that the person went from one bad situation to an even worse situation.

15. Cuando tu ibas, yo venia.

When you were coming, I was leaving. A great diss from an elder, this dicho also conveys a knowing that comes with age. It works particularly well when directed at teenagers who attempt to be deceptive but are really transparent. 

For the Nostalgia and the LOLs

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16. Quien fue a Sevilla, perdió su silla.

Who went to Sevilla lost his/her chair. Here is a fun phrase that relies on wordplay and rhyme. 

17. Tirar las puertas por las ventanas.

Throw the doors out the windows. This is what you say when you plan to have an absolute blow out party! Think of New Year’s Eve, Cinco de Mayo, or birthdays.

18. Vete a freír papas.

Go fry potatoes. While this saying may seem like an insult, it works as a playful way to tell someone to go to hell without sounding so vulgar.

19. Por si las moscas.

For if the flies. This is more of a nostalgic phrase that means ‘just in case.’ Use it when deciding on whether or not to pack that snack bar or an umbrella. 

20. Calabaza, calabaza, todo el mundo para su casa!

Pumpkin, pumpkin, everyone go home! Our final phrase is a fun way to end the fiesta, or bring the gathering to a close.

READ: 13 Mexican Sayings that Sound Really Weird When They’re Translated Literally