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Guacardo Will Tell You How Your Week Will Go Based On Your Sign

As we enter the second week of Mercury retrograde, you may have not only experienced those slight delays and technical issues that come with this mighty planet’s backward spin, but communication and clear decisions can easily become hazy. Remember not to worry about making big choices during this time, and instead choose to ultimately roll with the punches. Advice can come unsolicited, so it’s important that all signs opt to do what’s best for you above anything else. People can become exhausting during times like these, but that doesn’t mean you have to let their words affect you.

Aries

Good or bad, expect a shake-up in your relationship status this week, Aries. That can either mean an exciting new relationship or an abrupt ending to a current one. Mercury retrograde is brewing its drastic changes in your sign, Ram, so don’t be surprised when you don’t even know what hit you. If you’re happy in your current relationship, you and your partner will finally reach some massive clarity about your pairing that will better serve you both. Is that worth sticking it out or calling it off? We’ll see what this week has in store for you!

Taurus

Your theme for November was to take a break from all that bull-like work ethic to open yourself up to love and loving yourself, Taurus, and this last few days of the month will definitely be the peak of that. If you’re feeling trapped in whatever romantic situation you’re currently, prepare for the floodgates to open for a positive release of all that water. Stop holding back about how you truly feel, because once you reveal what’s actually pouring through your soul, the universe is prepared to reward you for it.

Gemini

Some much-needed life enhancements are awaiting you this week, Gemini! The Sun and Jupiter line up in your partnership sector on the 26th, opening the road for clear conversation between you and your partner that will put your mind and your heart at ease. This week is all about the connection between you and your mate as you embark on a brand new and exciting journey together.

Cancer

Is this crab ready to switch up shells, or even the beach where you choose to plant that shell? Exciting new career advancements may bring the opportunity for relocation in exchange for your dream job, but what does this mean for your love life? On Saturday, Venus re-enters your love sector after just finishing it’s retrograde, meaning decisions about what to do with a potential or long-term suitor will become much clearer and easier to make. It also means the opportunity for a brand new one on the horizon!

Leo

You have gotten yourself trapped in a box regarding a life situation recently, but this week you’ll be able to open it. Things will finally become clear on how to tackle something you’ve been trying to get done, and communication between you and your mate will not only be better but so will the roads up that open to make these actions possible. You may revel in the joy that is a stronger connection or realize that your relationship isn’t as strong as you had been telling yourself it was. As is the case when Mercury is in retrograde!

Virgo 

You’ve been working hard to get your finances in order this month and should have started to see the payoff, but this week might find you having to help someone else who’s not in as great of a financial position themselves. This will leave you feeling somewhat resentful for having to help clean up someone else’s mess, someone not as responsible and focused as yourself, yet you want to help them nonetheless. Be careful of burning your hard-earned cash on a friend who can’t take responsibility for their own actions! Reckless spending is not what you’re about.

Libra

The latter half of this month has been all about showcasing your sexual energy, but this week could see that sexiness become unstable. You’ll find it hard to be on the same page about something with a partner, but does the problem need to change or just how you respond to it? Partnerships are about listening and compromise, so just because your love doesn’t see things the way you do doesn’t necessarily mean they are wrong. Adjusting how you handle what your love life throws at you will serve you better as Venus and Uranus hectically oppose one another in your relationship sector.

Scorpio

Mercury is in retrograde, yet moves into your sign on November 30th, followed by Venus moving in on Saturday. This combination is ripe for bountiful sexual energy, yet the type that can be confused or unclear. Maybe you’re not sure about what choice to make in your love life or are giving off misleading signals. Who really cares about making a decision right now, though? At the moment, you’ll be all about the attention you’re receiving from your magical Scorpio vamp status!

Sagittarius

Expect a jolt to the heart this week that will have you floating on the Cloud 9 of love. Your expression of compassion and focusing on yourself earlier in the month serves you well now when it seems that anything this week can’t possibly conclude without anything short of a happy ending. However, Mercury’s retrograde might create some misunderstandings at work, so just remember to keep a cool head and not let minor flubs get the best of you. Nothing can bring you down this week!

Capricorn

Your friends are quick to lend their advice this week without you even really asking for it. Needing to talk things out and get things off your chest might be interpreted as seeking opinions on how you should be living your life, but remember that they are not the ones living it for you. While moral support is appreciated, don’t take someone else’s words too close to heart if it’s not the decision that feels right for you this week. Great conversations are in store for you this week, so use the opportunity to listen and grow in a way that suits you and only you the best.

Aquarius

Mercury retrograde is bringing you to a crossroad in your career, but, fortunately for you, either option seems beneficial. It’s hard when either decision could be a good one, so take the time to really think about what’s best for you and not let other’s get in your ear. This same positive energy lends itself to your relationship sector, where single Aquarians might be at the receiving end of an important person’s gaze. Is a successful and well-respected individual romantically eyeing you? Lucky you!

Pisces

A legal situation might arise this week, and if Mercury retrograde has anything to do with it, it’s definitely regarding something rooted in the past, possibly even from earlier this year. Fortunately, this dilemma will go in your favor, especially with a helpful support system having your back. Speaking of the past, a former lover could pop up this week, ironically as you begin a new creative or work endeavor. Good thing this will actually turn out to be a positive run-in!

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This Is The New Year’s Resolution For You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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This Is The New Year’s Resolution For You Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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The new year is the perfect time to set goals, make changes, and have a fresh start, but it can also be hard to figure out where to begin. Plus, 2021 isn’t just any new year – I mean take a look back at 2020, we have so much to turn the page from.

Well, one helpful place to start is to look to the stars. Based on their characteristics, every Zodiac sign has a potential goal they can work toward in 2021, despite whatever obstacles may be coming their way. Keep reading to find out about your sign’s resolutions, and cheers to a new year!

ARIES

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As one of the most restless signs, Aries are enthusiastic and can have a hard time sitting still. Lean into that need for stimulation and make a goal this year to find a new hobby — maybe playing a sport or learning an instrument — and see it all the way through to perfecting it. With Aries impatience, this may be difficult, but it’ll be worth the satisfaction when you accomplish it.

TAURUS

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While you’re extremely strong and committed, this often can lead to stubbornness. In 2021, pick your battles. While your passion is admirable, sometimes compromise is necessary. Alleviate some stress by figuring out what is worth fighting for and what could be easily settled with mutual understanding.

GEMINI

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A Gemini is known to be passionate but indecisive, and you tend to divide your focus among the variety of tasks you want to accomplish. This year, go easy on yourself! There’s no need to take on too many projects at once and get overwhelmed. Harness that passion towards something you really want, and work on that first.

CANCER

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People often rely on their Cancer friends for help with a problem since Cancers are incredibly empathetic. In 2021, don’t be afraid to ask for help yourself. It’s great that you love being there for others, but let others be there for you too every once in a while.

LEO

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Leos have amazing confidence and bring a powerful presence to any room. In the new year, use that Leo energy toward a cause you feel passionate about. Plus, after the debacle of 2020, it would be a great time to get involved in your community and use your strong voice to make a change you’d like to see.

VIRGO

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Virgos are incredibly organized and responsible, which are wonderful traits to have. But in 2021, in between scheduling and making to-do lists, remember to set aside at least a little bit of time each day to relax. It might be a challenge, but try not to sweat the small stuff, and instead put that energy toward some well-deserved self-care.

LIBRA

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As a Libra, you’re constantly seeking balance, but you hate change and are prone to analysis paralysis. To help with that Libran indecision, get into the habit of making pros and cons lists. It’s a great way to put your natural skills in logic to good use, and can help you feel more confident about your choices.

SCORPIO

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As one of the most emotional signs, you can sometimes let your feelings get the best of you in the forms of jealousy and secrecy. In the new year, make sure your friends and family know that you care about them. Whether it’s a trip, a gift, or quality time, go out of your way to show your loved ones how much they mean to you.

SAGITTARIUS

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Being the most adventurous sign, a Sagittarius longs for freedom and exploration. Feed that restlessness by taking a trip this year to somewhere you’ve never been. Maybe it’s somewhere on another continent, or maybe it’s just the next town over, but find a place you’ve always wanted to check out to satisfy your constant wanderlust.

CAPRICORN

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Capricorns are disciplined and responsible, which makes you among the most reliable signs. In 2021, feel free to try something spontaneous! The best memories can be made from something unplanned, which might sound crazy to you. But if the opportunity to seize the moment presents itself, take it and you won’t regret it.

AQUARIUS

New Year’s Resolution

While you love helping others, you rarely express your own emotions. This year, try to open up a little by keeping a journal. Jotting down some thoughts from time to time could be cathartic for the feelings you tend to keep to yourself, and might be the first step in having an easier time relaying your emotions to others.

PISCES

New Year’s Resolution

The last New Year’s Resolution is for Pisces, They are among the most artistic signs. Is there an art project you’ve always dreamed of working on — maybe a painting, a short film, or an album? Make 2021 the year you make that dream a reality. You can tend to have your head in the clouds, but why not bring your fantasies to life through your art?

What do you think? Do you already have your resolutions all figured out for 2021?

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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

2020 feels like being thrown off the top of the Hell in a Cell structure and crashing through the announcement table, fam. It’s been painful and disorienting. Even if we don’t know where this wild year will lead us, at the very least we still have the release of WWE 2K Battlegrounds to look forward to. Can I have a Yassss [in Spanish]? Thank you. That was beautiful. 

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While 2020 figures itself out, at the very least we can unleash some madrasos on our friends and primos while playing this high flying, face smashing, adrenaline exploding brawl-style arcade game full of WWE Superstars and Legends. A HUEVO! But if you find it difficult to decide which finishing move you’re going to decimate your friends or primos with, NO WORRIES, baby…you can always look to the cosmos – because this article is going to tell you which WWE Finishing move you are based on your horoscope AND how you can send your opponents crying to their mamas. 

ARIES

Aries. You’re Randy Orton’s RKO. But, Aries. Come on. You already knew that, fam. You’re calculated. Aggressive. Assertive. You’ll run into your friend at the supermarket and they’ll be telling you how their mom is doing good and how she’s around the corner getting some hair dye and BAM! RKO! You’ll drop that person right in the middle of the cereal aisle because you spotted them an elote that one time and they never paid you back. Aries, you’re wild. And that spontaneity will serve you well when you play WWE 2K Battlegrounds.

TAURUS

Taurus, you love beautiful things and you’re a very committed person – meaning, you just don’t let things GO! Taurus, it’s obvious. You’re Charlotte Flair’s Figure 8. Your finisher is beautiful. Stunning. And when you got that baby locked in, Taurus, you’ll never let go! You’re like my mom who never forgave me that one time I ordered pizza when she was about to reheat calabazas she made a week ago. So lock in that Figure 8, Taurus. Make your enemies throw their controllers in anger.

GEMINI

Dear, Gemini, of course you’re going to drop two finishers on somebody. You’ve got that crazy cosmic duality in you, fam. This means you’re definitely Sasha’s Back Stabber AND Bank Statement. When people play WWE 2K Battlegrounds with you, they’ll think they’re only playing a game. Ba-HAHAHAH! This ain’t a game to you! You came to win, Gemini. But, please Gemini, do us all a favor. Don’t play with llorones. Cause you’re gonna make someone cry with those moves.

CANCER

Cancer, your finishing move is Keith Lee’s Big Bang Catastrophe. You have great emotional depth. You’re sensitive. So it makes sense that your move should rock your opponent to their core, while bringing the two of you close. Cancer, when you drop that Big Bang Catastrophe, you are going to bond with your opponent so much. As their back slams onto the mat and you land, full-weight, on top of them…you’ll be closer than arroz y frijoles. Or like asada on tortilla. Or any other delicious food pairings you prefer. Cancer, thank you for caring so much about how you destroy your amigos and siblings. 

LEO

Leo, this is your world, baby. You’re the king of the ring, which means, obvio, your finisher is The Undertaker’s Tombstone Piledriver. This is a legendary move. People don’t come back from this. One time I was watching the Undertaker deliver the Tombstone Piledriver on TV and from behind I heard my mom say to me, “Ese hombre no tiene madre.” I turned to my mom and said…”No. El Undertaker no tiene madre. Viene del infierno.” My mom gasped. She’d never met someone que no tiene madre before. So, when you’re playing that WWE 2K Battlegrounds, te suplico…take it easy on the other players. The Undertaker is not like the rest of us. 

VIRGO

Virgo, you’re a perfectionist. You’re detail oriented. Your finisher is Drew McIntyre’s Future Shock DDT. This is a precision move. When you were a kid in line to hit the piñata, everyone swung blindfolded with all their might and made a fool of themselves. But not you, Virgo. You were solving formulas and equations in your head. By the time they handed you the palo to swing at the piñata, you knew the precise moment to swing, exploding that piñata and catching everyone off-guard, including your tío who was previously holding the piñata rope and subsequently hanging from the roof of the garage. Drop that DDT, baby. Drop it like it’s hot.

LIBRA

Libra you’re all about harmony and human connection. AWWW…Libra, eres muy cute. Except for when you’re making human connection by using Becky Lynch’s Disarm-Her finishing move to dislocate your opponent’s shoulder. Libra, while most people make connections by holding hands, or a simply high 5’ing… you don’t. Because your idea of connection is grabbing someone by the wrist, like Becky Lynch, and trying to yank their arm out. Libra, use this move in WWE 2K Battlegrounds to disable that cousin who taunted you saying, “You fight like a girl.” After you break their arm in the video game, let them know…”You’re damn right I do.”

SCORPIO

Scorpio, te vale madre what others think of you. You’re a Stone Cold Stunner, baby. You do things como te dé la gana. So when you step into the ring, you make your own rules. When your friend says your playing is “weak” – STUNNER. When someone tries to pick up a chair in the game – STUNNER. When your prima says, “I’m gonna pause, I need to use the restroom” – STUNNER. When your mom comes in asking if anyone wants limonada. STUN…wait, NO. Don’t give your a’ma a stunner. That’s rude. Your mom does a lot. Say, “please and thank you…” then give everyone else a STUNNER and drink your limonada as if it tastes like victory. 

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius, you’re known for taking the road less traveled. When most go for a hard scoop slam, not you Sagittarius. Not you. You do Strowman’s Running Powerslam. Because a body slam is such a “from point A to point B” type of move. But you like to lift your opponents onto your shoulder like they’re a wholesale-sized bag of dog food and you run Sagittarius. You run from point A, to B, to C, to D, and you slam your friend’s character in the game somewhere around point Y, or Z. And when your friend says, “I’m tired of losing…can we order a pizza?” You say to them, “No. I take the road less traveled. I want Peruvian food. And I’d also like to travel away from not playing. We shall continue to play, and I shall continue to destroy you. I take the road less traveled.”  

CAPRICORN

Capricorn. You don’t mess around. Neither does Asuka’s Asuka Lock, which totally makes sense as your WWE finishing move. Others may see you as serious and traditional, but when you’ve got that Asuka Lock on them all they’re gonna see is that they’re about to lose the match, because you’ve got a grip on them that’s tighter than your abuelo’s abnormally strong handshake. Why do all abuelos have that grip, though? My hand hurts just thinking about it…And just like your abuelo makes you panic everytime he holds out his hand to saludar, so will your enemies when you play as Asuka.  

AQUARIUS

Aquarius, you’re a little bit of a peacock, and that’s meant in a good way. Your finishing move is Rey Mysterio’s 619. And it makes sense. You have panache. You’ve got style. You’ve got dance moves that make your mom wanna tell you, “deberías ir a la iglesia más seguido (you should go to church more often).” The 619 is a special move. It’s got style. It’s got excitement. And it’s got you swinging two boots like a roundhouse kick at your opponent’s face. Listen to the stars, Aquarius…the stars want you to kick your opponent in the face.    

PISCES

Pisces, you are artistic. You’re a dreamer. You go with the flow. So when you flatten your opponents like handmade tortillas, you bet your mother’s enchiladas you’re using Alexa Bliss’s Twisted Bliss. Not only is this finisher a true work of art, but when your amiga sees you soaring off the top turnbuckle in the game, she’ll suddenly get the urge to apologize for all the wrong she’s ever done to you: like when she said your brother reminds her of that sexy reggaeton artist. Because as soon as that Twisted Bliss connects and her character in the game is totally norteada, her only hope of survival is that you have mercy on her. But WWE 2K Battlegrounds isn’t about mercy. If she wanted mercy, she should’ve played dominoes with her mom.

WWE 2K Battlegrounds is out NOW! Whatever your zodiac sign, this game is loaded with finishers from tons of WWE Superstars that totally align with your cosmic energy. So get ready to spend hours of fun drop kicking your friends in the back of the head, crashing your brother through a table, and giving your cousins spears, rock bottoms, and glam slams – because this game takes wrestling to new heights with over-the-top action you won’t get anywhere else. 

As promised, here’s the WWE 2K Battlegrounds trailer!

*Please don’t try these moves at home. No. Not even with a helmet.* 

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