Young Cardi B Is Dropping Some Truth In Some Of The Funniest Memes On The Internet
Cardi B has been dropping albums and collabs left and right, working straight through her pregnancy. In the mere ten days since Baby Kulture Kiari Cephas was born, the Internet has taken to turning a 5-year-old “Young Cardi” photo into all the memes.
We are definitely hoping that Baby Kulture has all the same sass that her mama was born with.
Cardi B started it by offering up the pic and asking the Internet to make a meme.
The Bardi gang got to work and it quickly became a “My mama said” meme.
Caption: “😂😂😂😂😂😂😂too funny cause i was a smart ass like this 😩😩😩”
But then she took the photo and request down.
… and instead regrammed this very relatable baby Cardi meme asking the Internet to leave her alone.
Caption: “Yaaaa annoying for this 😩😩😩😩😂Leave five year old Belcalis alone 😤😤”
But we just couldn’t stop: A History Lesson Meme.
Any Latino: “Baby Belcalis, your mommy is right, como siempre. Don’t trust your teachers. Mentirosas.”
Honest Bardi being honest.
BAHAHA–every kid takes offense to being assumed younger than they are, and you can just see Cardi being that kid.
Soon, people started Snapping Young Cardi into their day to day lives.
Every older brother ever: “WHY ME? Go tell mom ___________.”
Young Cardi: Repeats “Well…Mom said you have to take me with you.”
Young Cardi for Justice
Because every young kid’s equality bone flairs up when it comes to cookies. They’re always watching, so don’t expect to binge in peace anymore.
7. Nosy Young Bardi
IDK WHY THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY. 😂 🤣
I’m praying for Kulture to be as confident in her right to know everything as we imagine young Cardi to be.
In case you had a hard time visualizing it the first time: History Buff Cardi.
Baby Cardi B was so ahead of her time, you guys. Screw Superman Pose*, I’m going for a Young Cardi Pose before any interaction with a human.
*Studies show that if you put your hands on your hips and boast your chest out and look up (Super Man), you’re more likely to perform higher on tests, before speeches, etc. It’s a confidence pose, and Cardi has it on lock.
Then there are the meme mashups…
A viral video of a little girl throwing her dad a comeback, “Want to see my stupid face?” has become an internet meme in it’s own right. But Young Cardi will always have the last laugh: “Psh, you already have.”
Of course Neymar made it.
Literally, people are using this image just as a response to people. No caption needed. This breaks all meme rules, but we’re not crying about it. 😉
The most relatable meme ever, however, is here.
You know how you used to invite your non-Latino friends over after school when you knew you might be in trouble because your mom wouldn’t beat you in front of them. Cousins are family, so they don’t count, which means that if the playing were to go on, “that ain’t even hurt.” 😅😂
“My mom says if you don’t bring me, you’re not going.”
This is how our mother’s trained us to be just like them. The most believeable meme of them all: yes, your mama said that, and yes, Cardi B., we know you did, too.
She has some s a v a g e burns.
We love/hate kids for their brutal honesty. Thanks, Young Cardi, thanks a lot.
Look into her eyes and tell me you can’t see her saying just that. 👀
And don’t even play like you didn’t say the same thing to 8 of your friends growing up.
Corn Chip Cardi is everything.
Do you ever wonder if our moms just used us to speak their confrontational thoughts so that they can keep being polite? Yeah, it doesn’t ring true to me either. Nobody gave a f*ck.
Some of the memes are trying to bring people closer to the Lord.
@melinacnza / TwitterYou guyyysss…. Saturday night sleepovers were only allowed with your Catholic friends, because the Lord knows everything, and sees everything.
Body Shamer Young Cardi
I can see why adult Cardi started to have a problem with these memes. Although it’s very likely that at some point in the 90’s, a young Cardi might have said that.
PoPo Young Cardi.
She’s very attached to her chancletas and wants me to make sure that you don’t take a single one.
“My mamá says why can’t she and my aunts see what you post publicly on Facebook?”
Ummm… it must be a Facebook error or something. 🤷🏾♀️ Of course, I want your family to know todo que me hace. 🙄
Walmart Thief Young Cardi.
Someone legit started a new Twitter handle called @YoungCardiB. 👌
Honestly, Cardi B. would excel in any career she chose to go down.
Feminist Young Cardi
Translation: “When you write him and he leaves you on sight. NAH, YOU DIDN’T HURT ME.”
And a diss to Nicki Minaj.
Translation: “My mom says you can’t listen to Nicki Minaj because she curses so much.”
Everyone thinks that Cardi and Nicki have beef, but it’s all #fakenews. This is just the most ironic meme yet.