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Young Cardi B Is Dropping Some Truth In Some Of The Funniest Memes On The Internet

Cardi B has been dropping albums and collabs left and right, working straight through her pregnancy. In the mere ten days since Baby Kulture Kiari Cephas was born, the Internet has taken to turning a 5-year-old “Young Cardi” photo into all the memes.

We are definitely hoping that Baby Kulture has all the same sass that her mama was born with.

Cardi B started it by offering up the pic and asking the Internet to make a meme.

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The Bardi gang got to work and it quickly became a “My mama said” meme.

Caption: “????????????????????????????too funny cause i was a smart ass like this ????????????”

But then she took the photo and request down.

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… and instead regrammed this very relatable baby Cardi meme asking the Internet to leave her alone.

Caption: “Yaaaa annoying for this ????????????????????Leave five year old Belcalis alone ????????”

But we just couldn’t stop: A History Lesson Meme.

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Any Latino: “Baby Belcalis, your mommy is right, como siempre. Don’t trust your teachers. Mentirosas.”

Honest Bardi being honest.

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BAHAHA–every kid takes offense to being assumed younger than they are, and you can just see Cardi being that kid.

Soon, people started Snapping Young Cardi into their day to day lives.

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Every older brother ever: “WHY ME? Go tell mom ___________.”

Young Cardi: Repeats “Well…Mom said you have to take me with you.”

Young Cardi for Justice

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Because every young kid’s equality bone flairs up when it comes to cookies. They’re always watching, so don’t expect to binge in peace anymore.

7. Nosy Young Bardi

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IDK WHY THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY. ???? ????

I’m praying for Kulture to be as confident in her right to know everything as we imagine young Cardi to be.

In case you had a hard time visualizing it the first time: History Buff Cardi.

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Baby Cardi B was so ahead of her time, you guys. Screw Superman Pose*, I’m going for a Young Cardi Pose before any interaction with a human.

*Studies show that if you put your hands on your hips and boast your chest out and look up (Super Man), you’re more likely to perform higher on tests, before speeches, etc. It’s a confidence pose, and Cardi has it on lock.

Then there are the meme mashups…

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A viral video of a little girl throwing her dad a comeback, “Want to see my stupid face?” has become an internet meme in it’s own right. But Young Cardi will always have the last laugh: “Psh, you already have.”

Of course Neymar made it.

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Literally, people are using this image just as a response to people. No caption needed. This breaks all meme rules, but we’re not crying about it. 😉

The most relatable meme ever, however, is here.

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You know how you used to invite your non-Latino friends over after school when you knew you might be in trouble because your mom wouldn’t beat you in front of them. Cousins are family, so they don’t count, which means that if the playing were to go on, “that ain’t even hurt.” ????????

“My mom says if you don’t bring me, you’re not going.”

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This is how our mother’s trained us to be just like them. The most believeable meme of them all: yes, your mama said that, and yes, Cardi B., we know you did, too.

She has some s a v a g e burns.

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We love/hate kids for their brutal honesty. Thanks, Young Cardi, thanks a lot.

I’m cringing.

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Look into her eyes and tell me you can’t see her saying just that. ????

And don’t even play like you didn’t say the same thing to 8 of your friends growing up.

Corn Chip Cardi is everything.

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Do you ever wonder if our moms just used us to speak their confrontational thoughts so that they can keep being polite? Yeah, it doesn’t ring true to me either. Nobody gave a f*ck.

Some of the memes are trying to bring people closer to the Lord.

@melinacnza / TwitterYou guyyysss…. Saturday night sleepovers were only allowed with your Catholic friends, because the Lord knows everything, and sees everything.

Body Shamer Young Cardi

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I can see why adult Cardi started to have a problem with these memes. Although it’s very likely that at some point in the 90’s, a young Cardi might have said that.

PoPo Young Cardi.

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She’s very attached to her chancletas and wants me to make sure that you don’t take a single one.

“My mamá says why can’t she and my aunts see what you post publicly on Facebook?”

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Ummm… it must be a Facebook error or something. ????????‍♀️ Of course, I want your family to know todo que me hace. ????

Walmart Thief Young Cardi.

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Someone legit started a new Twitter handle called @YoungCardiB. ????

Honestly, Cardi B. would excel in any career she chose to go down.

 Feminist Young Cardi

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Translation: “When you write him and he leaves you on sight. NAH, YOU DIDN’T HURT ME.”

And a diss to Nicki Minaj.

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Translation: “My mom says you can’t listen to Nicki Minaj because she curses so much.”

Everyone thinks that Cardi and Nicki have beef, but it’s all #fakenews. This is just the most ironic meme yet.


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Cardi B And Sister Sued Over Video Claiming To Show ‘Racist MAGA Supporters’

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Cardi B And Sister Sued Over Video Claiming To Show ‘Racist MAGA Supporters’

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Cardi B and her sister are being sued for defamation of character after a viral video taken by Hennessy Carolina Almánzar. The video shows two men, one wearing a MAGA hat, and one woman telling Hennessy to move her car, which is parked on the beach.

Earlier this month, Cardi B shared a video taken by her sister showing a confrontation over where a car was parked.

Cardi B, who is notorious for having widely broadcast Twitter feuds with people, posted the video in response to a tweet from Candace Owens. Owens is a controversial conservative figure whose brand is all about shock and awe. Owens famously said she thinks it would be okay if “Hitler just wanted to make Germany great and have things run well.”

Immediately, there was skepticism about the incident since the video starts during the confrontation.

Responding to nay-sayers, Cardi B shared a video of her sisters voice messages sent to her IG DMs. Hennessy claims in the messages that the white men were the aggressors against her and her girlfriend while they were on the beach.

The videos did not convince some people that her sister wasn’t in the wrong.

Cardi B’s tweet is filled with responses questioning the video and denying its authenticity. The argument immediately turned political because of the mention of Trump and Trump supporters. The conversation on Twitter is divided among people who believe Cardi B and her sister and those who don’t.

Now, Cardi B and Hennessy are being sued by the beachgoers in the video.

“These peaceful Suffolk County residents were quietly enjoying a Sunday at the Smith Point beach with their families, when rap celebrity Hennessy Carolina suddenly approached them, raging, spitting, insulting, assaulting, defaming and threatening them, all the while videotaping them because one of them wore a MAGA hat,” beachgoers’ Miller Place attorney John Ray said, according to ABC7NYC.

The lawsuit claims defamation of character because of the language used in the video against them.

According to Billboard, plaintiffs Peter Caliendo, Pauline Caliendo, and Manuel Alarcon claim that they had approached Hennessy and her girlfriend, Michelle Diaz, blocked them in with how she parked her car. The lawsuit states that the men asked for Diaz to move her car and that’s when Hennessy started to record the video and hurl names and insults at them.

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Cardi B Just Created An Instagram Account For Kulture And It’s The Cutest Thing Ever

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Cardi B Just Created An Instagram Account For Kulture And It’s The Cutest Thing Ever

There’s a new influencer in town and her name is Kulture Kiari. 

On Saturday, Cardi B posted a photo of 2-year-old Kulture to her Instagram page, writing: “Follow @KultureKiari new IG…So much cool cute baby stuff coming up.”

The Instagram page Cardi was linking to was a brand new page dedicated to the chart-topping rapper’s daughter, Kulture.

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So far, the page has only thirteen photos posted, but has already racked up over 700,000 followers–and counting. 

A few of the pictures show Kulture in peak-cute form, wearing an adorable plaid skirt and pink cardigan. She also has a big white bow fixed on top of her head. 

The rest of the photos range from Kulture swimming in a pool to experimenting with Snapchat filters. All of the pictures have captions written in first-person, like “I look like mommy here” and “My mom was annoying me but it’s ok cause I look cute.”

The Instagram account even has some #TBT photos of when culture was a baby–one notably cute one where she’s trying mashed potatoes for the first time. 

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Naturally, Cardi’s fans are eating up all the extra Kulture content, writing comments like “Kulture is looking all cute” and “She is so freaking beautiful”.

Commenters couldn’t help but exclaim over Kulture’s fashionable outfits, accessories and hairstyles. 

In the past, Cardi has defended her decision to dress Kulture in expensive designer clothing, saying that her child is in the public eye and deserves to be dressed as well as she is.

“If I’m fly and Daddy’s fly, then so is the kid. If I’m wearing Cha-nay-nay, my kid’s having the same, you know what I’m saying,” she said on Instagram. “Because if I was looking like a bad b**ch, expensive b**ch and I have my kid looking like a bum bum, then y’all would be talking s**t.”

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Kulture’s new Instagram page comes just days after Cardi B filed for divorce from husband of three years, Offset.

While she has largely stayed mum on the topic, she recently broke her silence via Instagram, explaining the reason behind the divorce. Cardi said she was simply “tired of the arguments” and that her and Offset “grew apart”. She also added that she “hasn’t shed one tear” over the dissolution of her marriage.

Interestingly enough, Offset has previously been candid about his desire for Kulture to stay out of the public eye and lead a relatively normal life. “I want my kids to be kids. I don’t like them having Instagram, I don’t want to move to LA, so there won’t be cameras in their face,” he told The Breakfast Club in 2019. “I keep my kids in public school, I don’t want my kid to be spoiled.”

Cardi, it looks like, has other plans.

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