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Your Weekly Love And Professional Horoscope For The Week Of October 8

WARNING: Venus is in retrograde from October 5th through November 16th and there are plenty of shakeups happening for us. Some will need to ignore that old flame that will come creeping back in the picture while others will have plenty of romantic and professional options to choose from. Read below to see how on point your horoscope is.

Aries

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Money and love will experience a revival this month for you, Aries, but not exactly in the way we’d hope. With Venus turning retrograde in Scorpio on October 5th, this will be a time for you to repair your finances. Remember, retrogrades aren’t always about halting progress and making our electronics break down — they also mean that things from the past could re-emerge and create a positive impact. Have you missed out an opportunity you thought was no longer an option? Be on the lookout for that money-making prospect to find its way back into your life. The same goes for your love life, as Venus in retrograde could mean giving a second chance to a past flame that you’re ready to make official this time.

Taurus

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With your ruling planet Venus in retrograde from October 5th through November 16th, expect to see some important shakeups in Scorpio, aka your 7th House of Committed Relationships. The good news? If you’re in a happy and healthy relationship, this is a time to work on that love connection by bringing up any past concerns or insecurities for a heart-to-heart discussion with your amor. Now is your time to either get out of a toxic relationship or strengthen the good one you’re in.

Gemini

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Now that Venus has sat in retrograde since Friday, October 5th, you in particular, Gemini, are not really feeling the love this month, except that it might be coming from your colleagues and coworkers more than a love relationship. You may find yourself feeling underappreciated and misunderstood. However, remember that retrogrades are still a time for personal reflection and reevaluation. You can make the most of this negative feeling and turn it into positive soul-searching, maybe even decide to look for a new job.

Read: 20 Celebrities Who Are Your Other Gemini Half

Cancer

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It wouldn’t be a proper Venus retrograde without a former lover popping back up in your life, so expect that old flame you’re always off-and-on again with to reappear once more this week, Cancer. Whoever this past fling was, it was definitely one full of intensity, so don’t be surprised if you find yourself contemplating offering that certain someone another shot or deciding that leaving the past the past is the healthiest option for you.

Read: These Latino Celebrities Fully Embody The Cancer Zodiac, And Here’s How

Leo

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Everyone is seeing from their past reemerge come this Venus retrograde, and you are no different, you vibrant Leo. While most signs may see former lovers or friendships weaving their way back into their lives again, this retrograde in your home and family sector starting October 5th means that you might find yourself finally letting go of a toxic relative or focusing on your domestic bliss to keep you grounded and fierce like the lion you are.

Read: What Do You Have In Common With These Famous Leos?

Virgo

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With Venus in retrograde starting October 5th, you may think you’ve got a strong hold on both your love life and finances, dear Virgo, but the universe is saying otherwise. This isn’t necessarily a negative, just that like most retrograde periods, it’s a time to pinpoint what exactly needs work in your life and create a clear goal-ridden path to fix whatever that is. The New Moon on Tuesday, October 8th, offers you a new opportunity to make money.

Read: 28 Zodiac Tattoos To Never Tell Your Mother About

Libra

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Sorry to say it, Libras, but you’ll really feel it this week with your ruling planet Venus going into retrograde starting October 5th. What this means is you’ll feel a definite blow to your confidence and find yourself feeling underappreciated at either work or in a relationship. It’s hard to fight against those taking you for granted during Venus retrograde, but a New Moon on October 8th will help you focus on working on your inner beauty and start fresh.

Read: Every Latina Has A Selena Outfit That Matches Her Zodiac Sign, What’s Yours?!

Scorpio

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Oh sexy, sexy Scorpio! When Venus turned retrograde on October 5th, that attractive confidence you’re known for feels to have suddenly vanished. Venus will rest in Scorpio until October 31st, but with a little help from Mercury entering on October 9th, you’ll be able to voice your feelings to those who you feel are putting you down and have too much control over your view of your self-worth. Don’t let anyone step on your happiness, you tough scorpion!

Read : Here’s The Zodiac Sign That Makes The Most Compatible Romantic Match To Your Own

Sagittarius

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Your theme for October, Sagittarius, is to walk away. With Venus retrograding in your 12th house of contemplation on October 5th, walking away is the only way you will realize the things that were toxic in your life for what they really are, and, yes, we’re talking about your love life here. Remind yourself that if it is meant to be, it will be. Otherwise, it is time you make a big change.

Capricorn

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This week is all about friendships, Capricorn, and, sadly, not in a friendly way. With Venus turning retrograde in your friendship sector on October 5th, there is definitely the opportunity to feel manipulated by someone. Beware of a backstabbing by someone thought of as a trusted friend. However, in true retrograde fashion, expect the emergence of a friendship from the past and take advantage of this golden opportunity to reconnect. A New Moon in your career house on October 8th offers a nice professional opportunity but is squared by Pluto. Don’t let someone step on you in this new career path and be wise in how you execute your power.

Aquarius

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Are you really doing what you’re meant to do in life, Aquarius? With Venus retrograde impacting on you from October 5th to November 16th, you might find your career is backpedaling and you question whether this is where you’re even supposed to be. A New Moon in your house of legal matters on October 8th might find you using sneaky strategies with a legal proceeding. This isn’t advised. Rise above using tactics just because you think it’ll help get you what you want the fast way.

Pisces 

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The theme of October is relationships, sweet, emotional Pisces, and you won’t get out of this week scot-free. With Venus turning retrograde the Friday before, and a New Moon in Libra on the 8th, intense information is coming to light. If you’re not rock-solid in your current love situation, this week could be the one that breaks it. But don’t sweat it. If it ends, it’s because it needed to and be prepared to embark on a journey of much needed deep healing.

Read: Here Are 25 Latino Stars Who Are Pisces AF


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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

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Which WWE Finishing Move are you Based on your Horoscope?

2020 feels like being thrown off the top of the Hell in a Cell structure and crashing through the announcement table, fam. It’s been painful and disorienting. Even if we don’t know where this wild year will lead us, at the very least we still have the release of WWE 2K Battlegrounds to look forward to. Can I have a Yassss [in Spanish]? Thank you. That was beautiful. 

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While 2020 figures itself out, at the very least we can unleash some madrasos on our friends and primos while playing this high flying, face smashing, adrenaline exploding brawl-style arcade game full of WWE Superstars and Legends. A HUEVO! But if you find it difficult to decide which finishing move you’re going to decimate your friends or primos with, NO WORRIES, baby…you can always look to the cosmos – because this article is going to tell you which WWE Finishing move you are based on your horoscope AND how you can send your opponents crying to their mamas. 

ARIES

Aries. You’re Randy Orton’s RKO. But, Aries. Come on. You already knew that, fam. You’re calculated. Aggressive. Assertive. You’ll run into your friend at the supermarket and they’ll be telling you how their mom is doing good and how she’s around the corner getting some hair dye and BAM! RKO! You’ll drop that person right in the middle of the cereal aisle because you spotted them an elote that one time and they never paid you back. Aries, you’re wild. And that spontaneity will serve you well when you play WWE 2K Battlegrounds.

TAURUS

Taurus, you love beautiful things and you’re a very committed person – meaning, you just don’t let things GO! Taurus, it’s obvious. You’re Charlotte Flair’s Figure 8. Your finisher is beautiful. Stunning. And when you got that baby locked in, Taurus, you’ll never let go! You’re like my mom who never forgave me that one time I ordered pizza when she was about to reheat calabazas she made a week ago. So lock in that Figure 8, Taurus. Make your enemies throw their controllers in anger.

GEMINI

Dear, Gemini, of course you’re going to drop two finishers on somebody. You’ve got that crazy cosmic duality in you, fam. This means you’re definitely Sasha’s Back Stabber AND Bank Statement. When people play WWE 2K Battlegrounds with you, they’ll think they’re only playing a game. Ba-HAHAHAH! This ain’t a game to you! You came to win, Gemini. But, please Gemini, do us all a favor. Don’t play with llorones. Cause you’re gonna make someone cry with those moves.

CANCER

Cancer, your finishing move is Keith Lee’s Big Bang Catastrophe. You have great emotional depth. You’re sensitive. So it makes sense that your move should rock your opponent to their core, while bringing the two of you close. Cancer, when you drop that Big Bang Catastrophe, you are going to bond with your opponent so much. As their back slams onto the mat and you land, full-weight, on top of them…you’ll be closer than arroz y frijoles. Or like asada on tortilla. Or any other delicious food pairings you prefer. Cancer, thank you for caring so much about how you destroy your amigos and siblings. 

LEO

Leo, this is your world, baby. You’re the king of the ring, which means, obvio, your finisher is The Undertaker’s Tombstone Piledriver. This is a legendary move. People don’t come back from this. One time I was watching the Undertaker deliver the Tombstone Piledriver on TV and from behind I heard my mom say to me, “Ese hombre no tiene madre.” I turned to my mom and said…”No. El Undertaker no tiene madre. Viene del infierno.” My mom gasped. She’d never met someone que no tiene madre before. So, when you’re playing that WWE 2K Battlegrounds, te suplico…take it easy on the other players. The Undertaker is not like the rest of us. 

VIRGO

Virgo, you’re a perfectionist. You’re detail oriented. Your finisher is Drew McIntyre’s Future Shock DDT. This is a precision move. When you were a kid in line to hit the piñata, everyone swung blindfolded with all their might and made a fool of themselves. But not you, Virgo. You were solving formulas and equations in your head. By the time they handed you the palo to swing at the piñata, you knew the precise moment to swing, exploding that piñata and catching everyone off-guard, including your tío who was previously holding the piñata rope and subsequently hanging from the roof of the garage. Drop that DDT, baby. Drop it like it’s hot.

LIBRA

Libra you’re all about harmony and human connection. AWWW…Libra, eres muy cute. Except for when you’re making human connection by using Becky Lynch’s Disarm-Her finishing move to dislocate your opponent’s shoulder. Libra, while most people make connections by holding hands, or a simply high 5’ing… you don’t. Because your idea of connection is grabbing someone by the wrist, like Becky Lynch, and trying to yank their arm out. Libra, use this move in WWE 2K Battlegrounds to disable that cousin who taunted you saying, “You fight like a girl.” After you break their arm in the video game, let them know…”You’re damn right I do.”

SCORPIO

Scorpio, te vale madre what others think of you. You’re a Stone Cold Stunner, baby. You do things como te dé la gana. So when you step into the ring, you make your own rules. When your friend says your playing is “weak” – STUNNER. When someone tries to pick up a chair in the game – STUNNER. When your prima says, “I’m gonna pause, I need to use the restroom” – STUNNER. When your mom comes in asking if anyone wants limonada. STUN…wait, NO. Don’t give your a’ma a stunner. That’s rude. Your mom does a lot. Say, “please and thank you…” then give everyone else a STUNNER and drink your limonada as if it tastes like victory. 

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius, you’re known for taking the road less traveled. When most go for a hard scoop slam, not you Sagittarius. Not you. You do Strowman’s Running Powerslam. Because a body slam is such a “from point A to point B” type of move. But you like to lift your opponents onto your shoulder like they’re a wholesale-sized bag of dog food and you run Sagittarius. You run from point A, to B, to C, to D, and you slam your friend’s character in the game somewhere around point Y, or Z. And when your friend says, “I’m tired of losing…can we order a pizza?” You say to them, “No. I take the road less traveled. I want Peruvian food. And I’d also like to travel away from not playing. We shall continue to play, and I shall continue to destroy you. I take the road less traveled.”  

CAPRICORN

Capricorn. You don’t mess around. Neither does Asuka’s Asuka Lock, which totally makes sense as your WWE finishing move. Others may see you as serious and traditional, but when you’ve got that Asuka Lock on them all they’re gonna see is that they’re about to lose the match, because you’ve got a grip on them that’s tighter than your abuelo’s abnormally strong handshake. Why do all abuelos have that grip, though? My hand hurts just thinking about it…And just like your abuelo makes you panic everytime he holds out his hand to saludar, so will your enemies when you play as Asuka.  

AQUARIUS

Aquarius, you’re a little bit of a peacock, and that’s meant in a good way. Your finishing move is Rey Mysterio’s 619. And it makes sense. You have panache. You’ve got style. You’ve got dance moves that make your mom wanna tell you, “deberías ir a la iglesia más seguido (you should go to church more often).” The 619 is a special move. It’s got style. It’s got excitement. And it’s got you swinging two boots like a roundhouse kick at your opponent’s face. Listen to the stars, Aquarius…the stars want you to kick your opponent in the face.    

PISCES

Pisces, you are artistic. You’re a dreamer. You go with the flow. So when you flatten your opponents like handmade tortillas, you bet your mother’s enchiladas you’re using Alexa Bliss’s Twisted Bliss. Not only is this finisher a true work of art, but when your amiga sees you soaring off the top turnbuckle in the game, she’ll suddenly get the urge to apologize for all the wrong she’s ever done to you: like when she said your brother reminds her of that sexy reggaeton artist. Because as soon as that Twisted Bliss connects and her character in the game is totally norteada, her only hope of survival is that you have mercy on her. But WWE 2K Battlegrounds isn’t about mercy. If she wanted mercy, she should’ve played dominoes with her mom.

WWE 2K Battlegrounds is out NOW! Whatever your zodiac sign, this game is loaded with finishers from tons of WWE Superstars that totally align with your cosmic energy. So get ready to spend hours of fun drop kicking your friends in the back of the head, crashing your brother through a table, and giving your cousins spears, rock bottoms, and glam slams – because this game takes wrestling to new heights with over-the-top action you won’t get anywhere else. 

As promised, here’s the WWE 2K Battlegrounds trailer!

*Please don’t try these moves at home. No. Not even with a helmet.* 

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It’s Leo Season: Here’s How You’ll Go Broke Based Off Your Zodiac Sign

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It’s Leo Season: Here’s How You’ll Go Broke Based Off Your Zodiac Sign

Praise be, with mercury’s retrograde behind us, we’re looking straight ahead to celebrating Leo in all its fiery glory. The retrograde has just rained twelve levels of emotional basura down upon us and Leo is going to burn it all up. We’re stepping out of the depths of emotional mierda and letting our strange selves be set free, thanks to Leo.

We’re here for all the self-care our hearts need, and after such a trying month behind us, and indulgent Leo egging us on, we’re all about to go broke. Here’s how you will.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

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We’re feeling turned around after Mercury in retrograde and want to feel safe again. Taurus, you might be feeling like now’s the time to invest in that home security system and you’re right.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

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Virgo, we know that by telling you this, you’re going to feel obligated to buy it, but that’s the point. You would need to buy this Ezy Dog $99 seatbelt harness for your dog because you know it’s the only crash tested harness that will actually protect your baby in the case of an emergency. Earth signs, we’re here for security.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

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All the earth signs are going to be looking for ways to ground themselves, especially after the chaos of yester-season. My fellow Capricorns, we are laughably practical in how we spend our money, but it speaks to what makes us feel good–by grounding into the earth. I already bought four pair of shoes this week, hbu?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

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Leo has you feeling ready to create the life you’ve always wanted to have. You’ve had an international trip on your mind, and you know what, there’s no time like the present. Pull the trigger and buy that flight to Colombia, girl.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

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Feliz cumple, Leo! This your time to shine, and the stars are making it so that you get the most bang for your buck. Throw yourself that party. Go on that weekend cruise. Celebrate every version of yourself you’ve brought to your birthdays and toast to next year’s.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

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Sagittarius, you’re such a giving soul, and Leo just brings out the extravagance of generosity in you. You’ve wanted to take your mama back to Cuba for a minute. Do it.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

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For you, dear Cancer, indulgence is best spent shared. You’re on the verge of going broke to share an emotional connection and special memory with your partner. 

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

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It may sound too on-the-nose, Scorpio, but both you and Capricorn are feeling the kink in the air. We don’t need to tell you to be sex-positive. We’re just giving you a heads up that you about to go broke on a sex toy subscription box. : P 

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

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Sweet Pisces, your heart is so full this Leo season, and only you could offer the love and care a special needs animal requires. We think you’re about to go broke paying medical bills for that special three-legged turtle in your life.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

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Gemini, this season could go one of two ways. You’re either about to drop money on a couple kegs and throw a party, or this political season has you wanting to invest in the future. If it’s the latter, may we suggest the Trans Latina Coalition because you know justice is intersectional and trans Latina immigrants are at high risk.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

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Dear Libra, this season, Leo won’t have you stray too far from what you know. Libra would go broke buying VIP tickets to the work convention they’ve always needed to elevate their networking game.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

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Aquarius, there’s no doubt about it. You’re going to invest in the stars by actually buying one and naming it after yourself. ????

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