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Season 3 Of ‘Riverdale’ Took A Crazy Turn And Here Are The Best Fan Theories About What’s Coming Next

Welcome my confused as hell compadres who are embarrassingly invested in The CW’s “Riverdale” series. If you grew up reading the Archie Comics, then we all know how the show has taken a very dark turn from the original comic book series. We started out in a murder mystery and after the last few episode premieres of season three, we have no idea what’s happened to the sweet, small town of Riverdale.

Like, is this a mashup between “Stranger Things” and “Riverdale”? Can we expect there to be a crossover between “Riverdale” and “Sabrina the Teenage Witch” later in the season, now that things have gotten supernatural? We need answers.

Spoiler alert: We’re recapping.

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Season two ended with Archie coming head to head with the hottest Latino dad on television, Hiram Lodge. Lodge always has the check mate up his sleeve and proved it when Archie was arrested for the murder of Lodge’s own hitman. So, we all kind of expected this season to be about the trial and Veronica and Hiram’s beef. We are so very wrong.

“The Farm” seems to be a key player in upcoming plot twists.

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Polly Cooper is back and she’s creepier than ever. Let us remind you that the Cooper family almost all just got murdered by Betty’s serial killer father, who turned out to be The Black Hood. So, of course someone is going to turn to Jesus. Except, for the Cooper’s, it’s someone named Neverever. K.

Baby Neverever is very clearly evil.

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After Betty witnessed her mother and sister drop her niece and nephew into a fire and watched them float mid-air, she conveniently and randomly had a seizure. The next episode, while Betty and Jughead are interrogating Ethel about her involvement in a very creepy supernatural game, we see the daughter of Neverever staring Ethel down until she has a seizure.
Q: Does she have the power to give people seizures?!

There’s a gargoyle king.

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Spotted by Betty and Jughead in the woods and of course Ethel is involved. It seems like there’s some kind of next level Jumanji game of life happening that has killed two boys so far, including Dilton Doiley. It’s hard to imagine his comic book character ever getting involved in drinking kool aid around an altar with marks carved into his back, but this is the CW’s “Riverdale.”

The evolution of “Riverdale” is completely okay with us.

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Like, we all grew up with brujas for mothers. This is all normal. If you didn’t have a tia that practiced Santería or an altar in your closet, then are you even Latinx?

Oh, and dummy Archiekins pled guilty to a murder he didn’t commit.

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Raise your hand if you thought this trial would take up the totality of Season 3? 🙋🏽

Welp, Archie surprised everyone at the end of episode one when he accepted a plea deal on the spot to go to prison after a hung jury declared a mistrial. He said he didn’t want to put his family and friends through the process again. So now he’s in juvi.

But my question is why didn’t he think of his dog?

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Caption:

“what she says: i’m fine

what she means: vegas will never understand why archie isn’t coming home and archie really should have taken that into consideration before he recklessly pleaded guilty why didn’t he think of the dog why does nO ONE EVER THINK OF THE DOG #Riverdale”

All our collective anger over Archie’s extreme martyrdom is hella directed to sexy evil Papa Hiram.

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The CW took comic book Hiram’s hatred for Archie to the next level, with a whole season of storyline development. Let’s be honest, if any of our fathers had the power to frame any boy who touches his daughter for murder, he would.

His evilness has finally been confirmed by Hermione.

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Caption: “Why is no one talking about Hermione telling Veronica that that she is a prisoner and that Hiram won’t hurt a hair on his daughter’s head but she can’t say the same for herself??? Come on people this is important! Also @marisolnichols did the most INCREDIBLE job we love youuu”

It’s really hard to hate such a beautiful man.

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And here we are. Hate to love you, Mark Consuelos, pero eres un pendejo to the max in “Riverdale.” Redeem yourself please.

Nope, he won’t, because he also set off riot guards to beat up Archie right in front of Ronnie.

Ronnie showed up to prison with the Vixens to give the prison boys a pep rally.

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Archie tried to bring juvi boys together by offering his new shoes as a prize (because all the boys in juvi have the same shoe size). I have so many questions about why “Riverdale” writers decided to have the high school cheerleading team come and sing “Jailhouse Rock” to a bunch of kids behind bars.

Claro, we’re all here for Choni.

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Cheryl and Toni are the hottest couple of the entire series and I don’t care what you say about Betty and Jughead. These two are goals. Let’s never forget how Toni broke Cheryl out of a conversion therapy prison and had an iconic, gorgeous kiss in front of all the other imprisoned-by-religion gays. 😭😭😭

Their love is already inspiring all the Halloween costumes of 2018.

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Cheryl received a special, honorary red jacket and joined the Serpents after she ran away from her abusive home and saved the Serpents from the Ghoulies last season. Of course, all our moms are worried that we’ve joined a gang. Really, we’re just into a show aimed at teenagers.

But the aesthetic is too good to pass up for group costumes.

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Caption: “No Serpent Stands Alone”

As a lesbian, it was very confusing to be attracted to Jughead, but now I understand that it’s because his aesthetic is lesbian vibes.

Oh, and Joaquin is back in action running the Serpent crew in Juvi.

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F.P. Jones gave Archie a last minute prison tat just in case he got in so that the Serpents would protect him. Joaquin wasn’t going to make it that easy though. He directed Archie to shiv a Ghoulie to earn their protection. Archiekins refused.

So many of us are here for this crew:

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Like, all the hot dads of Riverdale teaming together against the Evil Hot Dad of Riverdale? This is the kind of subplot that only “Riverdale” can give us.

Let’s just accept the fact that this season is going off the rails.

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Archie isn’t hanging with the crew in his Jalopy. He’s in jail. Hermione has made it clear that we’re not looking at filicide like in season one when Jason’s killer was his own father. Ronnie is safe.

We don’t know wtf is happening but The Internet has some ideas.

A Nancy Drew Twitter user noticed the same markings carved into Dilton Doiley’s back at the water hole.

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They are also on the “Welcome to Riverdale” sign. Remember that Betty and Jughead already found the markings in “The Bunker.” We don’t know what they mean but we’re sure that Bughead are going to figure it out.

Last we heard, all the adults already know who The Gargoyle King is.

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Mayor Hermione Lodge gathered FP Jones, Alice Cooper, Fred Andrews, The Sheriff, Mrs. Blossom and the ex-Mayor together. They all swore they would never speak of what happened to them during their teenage-hood again. But now their children are in danger.

We’re all shook.

One deadass fuerte theory:

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Remember when Hiram called Alice the “Acid Queen”? Remember her mugshot when it was revealed that she’s actually Southside and used to hang out with the Serpents? TBH, it’s an excellent theory and you saw it here first.

If you’re not ready for some drama, leave the “Riverdale” fan club, because it’s spilling.

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Yeah, everyone could have left Mystic Falls but then we wouldn’t have had “The Vampire Diaries.” Leave “Riverdale” be. I’m here to watch this drama unfold.


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We Ranked The Most Followed 21 Latino Streamers On Twitch

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We Ranked The Most Followed 21 Latino Streamers On Twitch

As of February 2018, video game streaming site Twitch has become the fourth-largest source of peak internet traffic. It’s no shock that Amazon bought the company as a result. With streamers and professionals gamers making it their home and main source of income, it’s become a source of influencers even for brands working outside of the video games industry and the burgeoning e-sports field.

Latino gamers have formed lively communities in AAA and indie gaming alike with North and Central American streamers becoming prolific influencers on Twitch. Here’s our top 21 picks for notable Latino streamers you need to follow on Twitch if you aren’t already following them, in order of follower count.

1. Imaqtpie

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Michael Santana, best known as Imaqtpie on account of his mom saying he was cute, is a Twitch partner and professional League of Legends player with one of the largest Twitch followings ever at over 2.4 million followers in addition to 1.7 million YouTube subscribers. Santana hails from Margate, Florida and is of Colombian and Cuban descent. He wanted to be a pro wrestler when he was a child but credits his girlfriend, a Diamond-tier League of Legends player, to taking up the game professionally. Santana is known for his cheerful disposition and catchphrases, like “Raise your dongers” which now populates countless other Twitch chats.

2. Castro_1021

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Also simply known as Castro, Mexican-American Edwin Castro started streaming games on Twitch in early 2014 and attained 100,000 followers on YouTube in his first year then became a YouTube partner. Castro’s love of soccer and video games led him to garner a huge fanbase around playing FIFA games and he now holds a world record for the most followers for his FIFA content at 1.5 million followers on Twitch. Castro is also an ardent philanthropist and has raised hundreds of thousands of dollars through marathon streams for Make-a-Wish, MacMillan Cancer Support, and other charities.

3. YoDa:

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São Paulo-born Felipe Noronha is best known as YoDa. Coming from a military family, he was actually about to join the army until he started played League of Legends then ended up forming the SehLoiro Network for streamers and becoming one of the most popular Twitch partners, let alone most popular Spanish-language Twitch channel with over 1.2 million subscribers.

4. AriGameplays

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Monterrey-based Ari hosts Spanish-language streams at 9PM Eastern 7 days a week on her Twitch channel of popular games like Overwatch, League of Legends, CS:GO, and Minecraft to over 785,000 followers and has over 1.2 million YouTube subscribers. Ari’s streams are known for having dances dedicated to her followers and joining her SlothSquad gives you priority to play against her.

5. Fernanfloo

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The humorous and sarcastic Mexico City-based Fernanfloo has an incredibly enormous fanbase on and off Twitch. He entertains over 751,000 Twitch followers but also has almost 5 million Twitter followers and over 30 million YouTube subscribers. With an affinity for over the top humor with a hefty dose of cheerfulness, it’s no surprise that Fernanfloo has some of the most-viewed Spanish-language gaming content on the internet, particularly his Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto V, and PUBG streams.

6. GassyMexican

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Mexican-American Max Gonzalez is a Twitch partner with over 747,000 followers and 1.4 million YouTube subscribers and has been part of the streaming community since Twitch’s early days in 2011. He has frequently collaborated with other Twitch power streamers like SeaNanners and is best-known for his celebrity impressions he does while playing, like Morgan Freeman. An engaging variety streamer, Gonzalez plays a variety of games ranging from Rocket League and H1Z1 to Red Dead Redemption and The Walking Dead.

7. Towelliee

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Roberto “Towelliee” Garcia is from California and has been streaming World of Warcraft videos since 2010. A Twitch partner with over 650,000 followers, Garcia tirelessly grew his following when he was laid off and scraped by on his unemployment checks and his girlfriend’s Costco earnings when Twitch was still a wild yonder. Garcia still broadcasts WoW and other MMOs almost daily, and his fans love listening to stories from his rough upbringing and he aims to keep the chat as pleasant and troll-free as possible.

8. MYM ALK4PON3

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ALKAPONE is an award-winning streamer from Mexico who is earnestly looking to improve and grow the Latin American gaming community. His comedic and entertaining presence that is definitely not safe for work while playing games like GTA V, Dark Souls, Minecraft, and League of Legends have earned him over 524,000 Twitch followers and almost 1.3 million on his YouTube channel and he is among the most well-known personalities in the Spanish-language streamer community.

9. Kamikat

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Hailing from Pelotas and residing in São Paulo, Gabriel “Kami” Bohm is one of the most well-known Brazilian Twitch partners with over 515,000 followers and among the most-viewed Portuguese-language streams. He is also considered to be one of the best League of Legends players in Brazil and is partnered with paIn Gaming, the largest eSports club in Latin America. Growing up extremely introverted, Bohm credits League of Legends with breaking out of his shell and his mother avidly supports his career by dressing as female champions from the game when he competes offline.

10. BrownMan

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Ray Narvaez Jr. is a Twitch partner from Austin, Texas. He is a variety streamer with over 469,000 followers and half a million YouTube subscribers, and is mostly known for his Pokemon Red and Blue streams. A former Rooster Teeth team member, Narvaez has a penchant for Xbox One and 360 titles but has played everything from Grand Theft Auto to Stardew Valley. He is very supportive of other Twitch streamers with his #RAYD campaigns at the end of every stream to help them get followers.

11. CinCinBear

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Cuban-American Twitch partner Cinthya Alicea hosts daily streams for over 444,000 followers. She plays a variety of games ranging from CS:GO to Stardew Valley and has become famous for both her philanthropic work raising money for a stray dog sanctuary as well as risque Patreon content.

12. alexelcapo

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Mallorca-based Alejandro Fernández has been making YouTube gaming videos before it became a widespread phenomenon. Over 370,000 followers on Twitch and nearly 1.5 million YouTube subscribers watch his Spanish-language streams of Assassin’s Creed, Half-Life, and other popular video game franchises in addition to his satirical cooking videos.

13. DuendePablo

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Argentinian Duende Pablo is a Spanish-language streamer focusing mostly on battle royale types of games but considers himself a variety streamer as he has streamed other types of games like Magic: The Gathering and Dead By Daylight on his channel. Duende’s friendly and humorous streaming style has earned him over 319,000 followers on Twitch.

14. Hotted89

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Alan Widmann is a professional World of Warcraft player and member of the pro WoW team Team Razer. Hailing from Caracas, Venezuela, Widmann is also the founder of professional gamer organization Tempo Storm and made his game footage debut on YouTube in 2012 by uploading a WoW UI video of a druid character. A prolific Twitch and Discord partner with consistent presence online and at events like TwitchCon, over 283,000 followers watch his World of Warcraft, Fortnite, and Call of Duty streams.

15. DeerNadia

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California-born Twitch partner DeerNadia is half Venezuelan and half Italian and her name comes from being easily spooked and her parents who nicknamed her “Deer Eyes” growing up. She streams League of Legends and Hearthstone to over 217,000 Twitch followers and also makes ASMR videos for YouTube. She credits her brother constantly beating her in Mortal Kombat growing up for developing an interest in competitive games.

16. Epsyloncat

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Estefanía Algumuer, who goes by Epsyloncat, is a Twitch and Discord partner from Monterrey, Mexico with a background in nutrition who started streaming games in 2014 then turned it into a full-time job. She hosts Spanish-language streams for League of Legends and is in their partner program. Algumuer also streams Hearthstone, PUBG, and Overwatch and has attained Diamond V ranking in League of Legends and almost 112,000 Twitch followers as well as strong presence on Twitter and Instagram.

17. TheMexicanRunner

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Of Polish and Mexican descent, TheMexicanRunner is a well-known speedrunner who hosts English-language streams for over 100,000 Twitch followers and 40,000 YouTube subscribers. He plays mostly retro Nintendo games for the NES and his ultimate goal is to finish “NESMania” where he vows to beat all 714 licensed NES games on his stream, but he also plays modern indie hits like Cuphead. He is also working on a studio album with The Mexican Brothers, The OrigiNES Album.

18. Tortita

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Up-and-coming Argentinian Twitch partner Valentino Laborde, aka Tortita, has over 46,000 followers and is currently one of the fastest-growing Spanish-language Twitch channels with mostly chatting streams peppered with Fortnite, Grand Theft Auto, and Terraria as well as lesser-known titles.

19. SavinTheBees

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Los Angeles-based Dominican-American Twitch partner SavinTheBees is known for his over the top satirical streaming style rich with dark humor that has earned him over 44,000 followers. His “stream and chill” videos are relaxed and conversational and he covers popular games like Overwatch and Call of Duty: Black Ops, and frequently takes his hilarity to Twitter.

20. I_MACM_I

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Miguel Angel Colon Martir, aka MACM in the PVP gaming community, has over 15,000 Twitch followers and is known for founding the DETONATION Destiny clan specializing in 6v6 control, and the clan is predominantly Latin American. Based in Puerto Rico, most of Martir’s streams are in Spanish but he’ll answers questions in English and is known for being both a great gunslinger and a friendly, approachable streamer.

21. Danae1UP:

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Danae1UP is a Mexican streamer who streams Fortnite, Overwatch, League of Legends and other popular games in English and Spanish to over 13,000 Twitch followers. In addition to the standard emotes and badges subscribers get as a bonus, Danae also gives out Meowcoins in honor of her cats who often appear on the streams.