Your Mami Will Laugh And Cry Over These Super Relevant Mother’s Day Gifts
You won’t believe it but Mother’s Day is around the corner and you bet our mamis have the highest expectations de sus hijos. Here’s a quick guide to ace Mother’s Day. Better start soon, especially for those Mexican mothers with two special days:
- Shower her with compliments (por ejemplo: “Wow, mami, your hair is so thick and shiny!”)
- Do all the chores. Not a single fork left in the sink, mijas. We all know better by now.
- Adorn your Reina with regalia, courtesy of Latina owned, we are mitú’s barrio goodies:
If you’re planning a spa day for your mami, help her feel the self-love with this luxurious bathrobe. Bet nobody else in the spa will have one of these babies. Plus, she’ll definitely wear this because she loves to remind people of how beautiful she is.
Help your badass mami reach her fitness goals with a personal trainer from Magic Fitness – an app where she can discover her favorite workout routines in her language. ProTip: First session is free and Mitú fans get 10% off with promo code MITU.
For all the chismosas in the building, we give you a 100 percent cotton badge of honor. Get yourself a matching shirt and make sure you go out there and talk about everyone around you in Spanish because that’s how we do.
Your mother is not to be trifled with, eh? You already know this sweater will feel like a superhero cape to her. Honestly, she doesn’t need a cape because she is the strongest and most recognizable superhero in your neighborhood.
Adorations and affirmations, mija–that’s all any Latina mom wants to hear. You’ll make it up to your papi in a month with an apron or something. It is important to let your papi know that he does matter but Mother’s Day is all abotu mami.
Don’t forget your suegras! This can be gifted sarcastically or seriously, depending on your relationship with your suegra. Not all suegras are evil and ruthless, as our novelas try to make us believe.
Did she request Gucci? ???? This regalo is the broke-ass Latino version of Gucci, and hopefully, she’ll feel just as fly in it’s cotton warmth. Honestly, she can’t really expect you to come through with some real Gucci in this economy, can she?
A true classic. ????Validate your mami and clothe her for all future Saturday morning cleaning frenzies. She won’t be happy when she has to do all the cleaning herself but the shirt will make her laugh every time she wears it.
OK, this one, you could potentially gift yourself and make your mamá smile, but we recommend gifting her something. If only there were a barrio for that? ; )
Tell your mamá that she can stop telling you to “calmáte” now. Disclaimer: we don’t know how passive aggressive your relationship is with your mamá, so gift at your own discretion.
Your mom is one sassy B and she wants the world to know it. You’ve found a way, hunny. That is one excellent way to give your mother all kinds of love.
No need for matching tattoos. Get your mom this pin to attach to any hat, apron or jacket. ????
Studies show that about 40 percent of Latina moms are the life of the party. Gear up. How many times have you seen your mother turn it on and make the party the place to be? It is a skill only our mamis possess.
Our Latina moms went through some mierda to give us a better life than the one they had. That means, at the core, we’re all raised feminist.
Please, if your mom is going back to school, or packs a backpack for work, tag her and us @wearemitu so we can feature all the poderosas building our society.
Those pupusas? Gifted to us all our lives by our mamás. The warm pockets of love and food will always hold a special place in our hearts. We just can’t thank mom enough for all the food she gave us.
We all know who’s in charge here. For mother’s day, give your dad this shirt to give your mom a good laugh. ???? She might be super irritated at first but she’ll laugh about it…eventually.
Translation: “It’s a ‘no’ from me, but I’m going to make you work for it.”
Boost your máma’s ego and get yourselves matching tee shirts. We’re old enough now that we’re past being embarrassed and straight proud of how much we love our moms.
Your mom’s concerned that your affinity for black or goth clothes? Show her that you are your mother’s daughter with this baby.
If all else fails, treat yourself mija. As much as we love our moms, there are some brutal rites of passage we go through as Adult Children of Latina Moms. You earned that ‘mija’, mija.
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