These Latino Holiday Gifts Are Anything But Basic
Consider yourself #blessed because you, YES, you have quirky friends. Luckily for you, Christmas shopping for them is also fun because you don’t have to go on a mission and do detective work only to find out they want something super specific, like a shade of matte, semi-shimmer lipstick by some influencer brand you can’t remember.
But, those aren’t your problems. Our shop has nothing but gift solutions for your group of friends. Your biggest problem will be choosing from all the dope stuff we have. And if you can’t, have your friend pick a number between 1 through 8…and SAS! That’s their gift from this list:
Magic Ocho Ball
Are cosmic energy and astrological signs porn for your friends? PERFECT! The Magic Ocho Ball has arrived and has all the answers to their inner-most pressing questions, like: “Are we eating sobras for dinner again?” “Is the love of my life going to show up at my door and do my laundry?” “Will my mom be chill when I get home after 10 this weekend?”…Tell your friend, don’t worry, I’ve gotchu and watch their face light up when they unwrap their own Magic Ocho Ball.
No Pos Ta Cabron Unisex Sweatshirt
Christmas is a time of contemplation. So, have your friend (or dad, tío or primo) reflect like a viejito and look back on thier life with this hilarious, “No Pos Ta Cabron,” sweater. Maybe this will get them to think about their ex, or that they’re not getting paid enough at work, or they’ll remember all the times their mom kept bringing up that you’re looking more “llenito.” Well, ta cabron my friend, and nothing says that like this sweater.
Guacardo Fashion Doll
This Guacardo is EVERYTHING. Like, literally, customize him however you want! Change his shirt, turn his frown upside down, throw a pink K-pop wig on him, WHAT???? EV???? ER????YOU????WANT????. Gift this fashion icon and your friends will never ask you for anything ever again. (Pssst, or you can totally get this for yourself).
Tragos Card Game
Tragos is the perfect game to get TURNT [in Spanish] this holiday season. It’ll make for a great stocking stuffer for the special people on your list that always roll up to the house with the michelada kit, coquito, tequila (whatever, you guys drink…but please be 21 and responsible–osea, no te metas en pedos EH). But as the saying goes, “Tis the season to play Tragos…falalala-LA, quiero TO-MAR!”
Oh DANG, who’s that looking delicious AF in a concha sweatshirt? OH…is that your friend or prima? And, did you get them this for Christmas? OMG, look at’chu winning all the awards for best gifts this year ????.
Avocado Cross Body Bag
Nothing quite says chic and “I put avocado on EVERYTHING” like this adorable crossbody bag. Your friends will cry when they open this gift up. And if you wanna be super extra, we recommend getting other adorable trinkets from our shop and stowing them in the bag. #Gift-ception.
Guacardo Selena Plushie
You can shake this Guacardo’s hips like a washing machine and make her the perfect stocking stuffer for your quirky friends who ???? Selena. It’s the perfect size to hang off a backpack, purse or keyring. Your friends or family can also carry it everywhere and hold it on their hearts because it’s just too precious.
Everyone and their mother has those basic stand-up speakers. Gift your friends or family a speaker that connects with their soul. Your friends will be able to bump their most fire jams with this fresh-looking pink concha speaker. Your friends will instantly notice how this speaker adds a new “dulce” factor to their favorite songs and it’s perfect to carry everywhere they go. Please don’t eat this speaker though.
“NAMASTE-home, I got some FIRE ass candles for Christmas.” – Your Friends.
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