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Latinas Need No Porn Because of These 21 Reasons

Porn? Really? Who cares?

We´re young, powerful, and super confident women. So, that means we already know what we want.

And here´s why porn is simply not on our list, baby! Cause we have waaaay more important things to do in 2019.

So no matter if you´re feeling a bit lonely, super bored or just curious, you can join us now in this sexy ride. Until you can´t take it anymore.

Are you ready to look?

Make yourself comfortable cause this can´t just get any hotter!

Here go the 21 legit reasons latinas don´t need to watch ANY porn. It´s not my fault—thank Instagram instead!

1. He can take us to deep waters in a few seconds…

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Maluma will be always right next to you, as long as you don´t mind agrandar el cuarto. Of course, sin contratos, as you can imagineAre you in? People always say there´s plenty of fish in the sea. Let´s ask Maluma if he´s found any out there! Don´t you think he looks pretty focused? And basically pretty?

2. This is what really turns us on!

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This pink explosion of flavor in your mouth makes up the perfect recipe for the climax. It´s somewhat exotic, original and sexy. I´m talking of course about Dragon Fruit or Pitaya—which is full of anti-aging benefits for you! I guess you´ve already created your own smoothie bowl recipe to hook up. Share it, girl! Don´t be so greedy.

3. The only ménage à trois we´re willing to watch

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Cause we wanna do bad things with you, and you! If this TV trio doesn´t ring a bell, you go fix it tomorrow. You listen to the opening, learn the lyrics, binge-watch the whole series. The rest is history. Please don´t miss seven glorious years of sexy bites. It’ll leave you wanting more!

4. The true golden shower is here

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From the intimacy of the bedroom to the sensuality of the high-level catwalk, gold probably couldn´t have got any sexier. Thank you glitter!  We couldn´t wait anymore to have you inside us.

5. Doing it outdoors? Seriously?

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It always sounds like a super sexy idea, especially if it happens in these beautiful Panama beaches. So, think carefully about the next book you´re gonna read. And when you travel to paradise again, prepare yourself well for the occasion. 

6. Not every package is huge 🙁

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But size does definitely matter when it comes to pizza, right? This delivery guy will certainly guarantee you regular happy endings. And most importantly, with no strings attached. He´ll be busy knocking on other girls´doors so please don´t get too clingy. It´s pointless.

7. This one makes us wanna lie down forever…

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Cause who doesn´t adore red roses? And a good tattoo? And some finger painting?

8. …while this one makes us melt

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Which independent woman needs any porn when there are SO CUTE real dogs? From the color to the pose, he´s just flawless. We feel like getting playful with him ALL the time. And any time.

9. What´s truly keeping us up all night?

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Our little dirty secret is just a good cafecito! And if there´s some latte art to it (like here), we´ll give it some extra points. Coffee is the ultimate stimulation menu for ladies. You can learn it like the back of your hand and he´ll never disappoint you!

10. There´s nothing like one of those between your hands

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What you´re talking about? No, think again. Now yes, you got it, gurl! It´s a delicious, sensual, warm cup of tea! What´s your favorite? Do you prefer doing it alone or with company?

11. And what´s a cup of tea without cake, anyways?

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Nothing, of course! Or maybe cake by the ocean is better. Is it a tie? Your call.

12. Real lust

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Comes in the form of cookies, a cozy house, and extremely random pajamas. We can watch movies all night while talking, and THAT makes us genuinely happy. Who said women are complicated? We´re the simplest creatures ever!

13. Morning glory

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Is now all about nude headstands. Forget about average selfies in the bathroom. Yoga is the new sexy! Are you already practicing your positions? There are more than you could ever count.

14. That match we´re craving for

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Is to finally find the exact same color of nails and sneakers! And show it to the rest of the world first thing. What´s Tinder anyways? All hearts go to nails and outfits.

15. Almost self-explanatory

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But, just in case, remember you must always peel a banana before eating it. Where´s your mind, girl? Are you thinking about sex again? Come on…grow up!

And we´ll obey—if and only if it´s written in our skins. And we´ll only follow Rihanna songs.

16. Please, tell us what to do!

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17. Hey! We´re busy here!!

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Reminiscing on him. How manly he looked when he played Alex in Dunkirk (2017)! Do you remember? He almost stole the whole show. A kind invitation to test the waterslide.

And we´d go aaaall the way to get one of these over and over again! (After all, Miami is around the corner.)

18. Mouthgasm was just inevitable…

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19. And eyegasm too!

Cause Shawn Mendes can´t look any hotter in this blue hoodie. Period. We´re packing our bags to Canada right now. Maybe we get lucky enough to find him watching basketball again.

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20. Why is she even here?

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Cause we´re still trying to figure out how she gets that awesome hairstyle—AND booty! Any ideas?

21. And what about Shak?

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Another top celeb who makes us lose sleep cause we never really knew that she could dance like this…

After this, I do hope next time you even consider watching porn, you think twice and go back to this list!

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The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Playing In The World Series And People Are Excited

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The Los Angeles Dodgers Are Playing In The World Series And People Are Excited

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The World Series is still happening despite Covid because baseball just can’t be held down. The Dodgers are playing their first World Series game today and fans are so excited to finally get some more baseball in their lives.

The World Series is here and Los Dodgers are playing their first game.

Baseball is America’s pastime and few teams have a fanbase as energized as The Dodgers. Ask any Dodgers fans about how difficult it is to get to the stadium and their commitment to the team is clear. It is not anywhere accessible by public transportation so you really have to want it.

People are super energized to celebrate and support their team.

The Dodgers made it to the championship game against the Houston Astros in 2017. The Dodgers lost to the Astros that year but three years later the Astros had the title stripped because of a cheating scandal. Now, The Dodgers have a chance to make win a title and Dodgers fans are excited to see it happen.

Even the furry fans are getting excited about the games.

It’s a fact that if a team has furry fans then they have the best fanbase. Who doesn’t want to end up at a stadium or party with these cute fluffers walking around in their Dodgers’ gear? These four-legged fans are better than child fans because they are going to get everyone’s spirits up.

The team has a lot of big names behind them cheering them on.

Los Angeles is home to some of the top celebrities and athletes. It must be nice to know that some of the most influential people are out there pushing for you to make it all the way. Bonus points if they are other athletes who know just how exciting and hard it is to compete at the elite level.

Let’s go, Dodgers!

The Dodgers play the Tampa Bay Rays tonight at 5:11 PST. Be sure to tune in and cheer for your favorite baseball team as they try for the championship again.

READ: From Serving Tacos To Being Signed With The LA Dodgers, Here’s What We Know Of The LA Dodger’s Pitcher

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Netflix Finally Gave Us The Release Date For “Selena: The Series” And Fans Can’t Wait

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Netflix Finally Gave Us The Release Date For “Selena: The Series” And Fans Can’t Wait

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One of the most popular and cathartic things to do in the time of Covid is to binge watch shows on streaming platforms. Why drag something out when you can watch an entire season in a day? Well, Selena fans now have one more thing to binge after Netflix announced the release date for “Selena: The Series.”

The world will forever change after Dec. 4.

Netflix is finally releasing the highly anticipated show “Selena: The Series” and we are so stoked to finally see it. The show has been on the radar of Selena fans everywhere since it was announced in 2018. We have all patiently waited for two years to finally see this show.

This is not a drill. This is not a prank. This is a gift from the entertainment deities who want to make sure that we all have something to make these hard times better. All you need is access to a Netflix account, doesn’t matter whose, and the enduring love for Selena that most of us have.

People are marking their calendars for a big day in entertainment.

That’s right. Netflix is releasing “Selena: The Series” and Disney+ is releasing “Mulan” for Disney+ subscribers at no extra charge after trying to rent it for $30 through the app. Dec. 4 is gearing up to be one of the most exciting days for people who just don’t want to leave the house during the current Covid pandemic. What a time to be a live, huh?

Netflix knows exactly what they are doing by releasing this show.

This show is approved by the Quintanilla family so there is that. This show was announced at the same time that Telemundo announced that the Spanish-language network was releasing their own series “El Secreto De Selena.”

The Telemundo show was based on the book written by journalist María Celeste Arrarás. The family has vehemently denied the accusations made in the book multiple times and Telemundo’s decision to make the series, which aired in 2018, angered viewers.

We have been promised a story about Selena that we have not seen in the past.

The Netflix series will not be rehashing what we have already seen. We know the story of Selena’s musical rise and tragic death thanks to “Selena” with J.Lo.

“Selena: The Series” is going to be showing us the life of a young Selena before the fame and musical career. It is truly amazing that after all of these years, there are still new stories to be told about Selena and her important place in American Latino history.

“Before she became the Queen of Tejano Music, Selena Quintanilla was a young girl from Texas with big dreams and an even bigger voice,” reads the description of the show. “The two-part coming-of-age drama ‘Selena: The Series’ explores the once-in-a-generation performer’s journey as a young artist, from singing small gigs in Corpus Christi with her family to becoming one of the most successful Latin artists of all time — and the years of grit and sacrifice the Quintanilla family navigated together before Selena’s meteoric rise to fame.”

So, mark your calendars and gather your loved ones.

This day should be a holiday as we all know that Selena is one of the greatest unifiers in the Latino community. We still sing her songs to this day and her legacy is being passed down to younger Latinos. Selena gave us representations before we knew we wanted and needed it.

It’s like we can already hear those old-school Selena y Los Dinos songs playing in our heads. Dec. 4 can’t get here fast enough and that’s a fact.

READ: Chris Perez Says He’s In the Dark When It Comes To Netflix’s ‘Selena: The Series’

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