A Woman Was Spying On Her Neighbors And Got Her Head Stuck In A Fence And I’d Like To Nominate Her For Sainthood
So how bad do you crave the chisme? Be real. I’m pretty sure I can speak for all of us when I say that pretty much everyone is down for gossip.
Like try and tell me you aren’t the person that peers down from their window when they hear an argument outside. Or that you aren’t the type that glances over at the phone of the person sitting next to you on the Metro.
Well one woman has taken that need for chisme to the next level.
In La Virginia, Colombia, a gossipy neighbor needed to know exactly what was going down in her vecina’s home. So this happened.
Yup. She got herself, well her head really, stuck between the bars of the house she was trying to spy on. The woman remained stuck for five hours, five hours, until rescuers arrived to cut away the metal bars.
I mean we’re all down for gossip but you have to exercise caution when trying to get the tea.
Translation: “The supposed curiosity of a woman in Colombia nearly got her killed…”
Like I’m pretty sure nobody wants to get that kind of a headline written about them after going viral.
To be fair…we don’t know for sure if the woman was actually snooping but after going viral, social media was quick to jump to that conclusion.
And yes, some in the photo were definitely laughing at her.
I mean like if I was there I’d be laughing too.
One suggested the man laughing in the photo had to be her husband.
Translation: “Look how the husband shits with laughter”
Because only a husband could get away with laughing at this. And even that’s a stretch.
And now from Colombia to Honduras to the U.S., the woman has made international headlines.
But luckily for her, at least her face isn’t visible in any of the photos so la chimosa mas famosa remains anonymous. For now.
Making headlines isn’t exactly what you want to do when you set out to spy on your vecinos.
Translation: “If she wanted to go unnoticed, she didn’t succeed.”
Usually, you want to be as discreet as possible. It’s safe to say, this woman was not.
But many on Twitter had nothing but mad props to offer this hardcore chismosa.
As one Twitter user replied to a post about the woman by Remezcla, #Respect. You keep doing you just be more careful next time.