Rob Gronkoswki never had a chance against Gina Rodriguez.
TBS has a new show called “Drop the Mic” that has celebrities going head-to-head in rap battles, much like “Lip Synch Battle” except this show trades lip-synching for freestyles. This week, Gina Rodriguez went up against New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski and the poor man didn’t know what hit him. Gronkowski was the first to go and he started to crash and burn right after his first sentence. He did have a couple good digs during his first verse, though.
“Gina’s always bragging about how she’s good at rapping so let’s hope she’s better at this than acting,” Gronkowski raps. “You’re an uglier Betty and I wish you’d stop. I can tell that you’re a virgin because you never came out on top.”
Rodriguez was quick to put Gronkowski in his place and then acknowledged that she owned him. #Legend
CREDIT: TBS / YouTube
In the second round, Rodriguez did not hold back and really just laid into Gronkowski. This is when the rap battle really gets interesting.
“Gronk, you can barely talk. ‘You Tarzan, me Jane.’ Your success is impressive, you did it with no brain,” Rodriguez raps. “He says he’s never spent his salary because he’s thrifty. You’re 27 years old. You don’t look a day over 50.”
Gronkowski raps about being a Super Bowl winner, which is cool and all, but Rodriguez clearly wasn’t having it. After another round of him talking about his athletic accolades, Rodriguez went in for the kill.
“I went to NYU in search for better knowledge. University of Arizona, that’s barely a college,” Rodriguez raps. “You won the Super Bowl but had teammates for help. A won a Golden Globe. B*tch, I did that shit myself.”
And with that, Rodriguez dropped her mic and walked off.
CREDIT: TBS / YouTube
Sorry about your luck, Gronk. You should have known that Rodriguez, who played a rapper in the movie “Filly Brown,” was going to bring the fire to this rap battle.
It’s tough times everywhere. And by everywhere I mean everywhere.
On top of everything, the current pandemic has kept so many of us away from our regular beauty treatments which has meant that for months so many of us have had to do without the very personal waxes and hair removal prosses that we all invest in so religiously. Cardi B knows this truth and opted to embark into the world of DIY hair removal. And fortunately for us, she documented the whole process.
“Guys, wish me fuckin’ luck,” Cardi asked users in the post as she showed off a bottle of Veet 3 in 1 Gel Cream. “I hope I don’t burn my pussy off.”
Anyone whose done a wax from home knows that the experience is never very pretty and for Cardi, it wasn’t much different. The rapper documented the process for her Instagram stories and revealed that she didn’t get very far in the process.
To follow up, she tried Veet, a hair removal cream that is supposed to painlessly dissolve the hair shaft, as opposed to yanking it out.
And it looks like things got along pretty smoothly. Cardi B called the experience “a positive thing” that she discovered thanks to quarantine. In fact, she went as far as to describe the process as “a positive thing” she discovered in quarantine.
Of course, there’s nothing wrong with growing out your hair and letting it be free, no matter where your sprouts are located. BUT if you’re like me, you might not feel quite so comfortable and are likely desperately wishing you hadn’t taken your easy access to wax salons for granted. So, how to deal?
We scoured Instagram and Youtube for the best at-home wax kits and tips for Brazilians. Check them out below!
Get a good exfoliator.
According to P&G’s site Reward me, exfoliating helps soften body hair and opens up hair follicles. Doing this before a wax will make the process easier and less painful.
Plan for the pain.
People don’t cringe at the sight of Steve Carrel getting a wax in “The 40-Year-Old Virgin” for nothing. Waxing HURTS. But the process can be made a bit more pleasant if you take a painkiller like Alieve half an hour before waxing and if you apply a numbing cream to the area you want to wax. And don’t be silly by trying to wax during or a few days before your period!
Don’t let yourself sweat.
Make sure you keep the area dry and clean during removal. Do so by avoiding creams and moisturizers and instead apply baby powder. The powder will make the removal process all the easier once your done and have strings of wax left over.
Sweetly Bare Sugaring Hair Removal Kit
One of the top reviewed sugaring kits on Etsy.
“At home sugaring success! I would have never done this at home if it wasn’t for COVID. Now, I don’t think I’ll ever need to pay a salon again! This is a quality product!” – Etsy review.
“This news my first time sugaring ever (I’ve brevet waxes either) all things considered I think it went well. I definitely think next time I’m going to leave the sugar I’m not using in the fridge to help it stay stiffer longer when I use a new piece.” – Etsy reviewer.
And there you have it. Now, let’s not fool ourselves, waxing on your own will likely be way less pleasant and much more difficult than it is at a salon, but it is possible! Hang in there, Sis.
It’s finally here. The trailer for Disney+’s upcoming series “Diary of a Future President,” and it’s so much better than we expected. The time period is right pinche now and a Latina is President of the United States. She discovers her 6th-grade diary and we travel back in time to meet her tween self navigating the awkwardness of puberty, running into your school teacher at Victoria’s Secret, and trying to play it cool in front of your crush. It’s exactly the kind of endearing, relatable female empowerment children’s series we all wanted to watch as niñas, and with actresses like Gina Rodriguez of “Jane the Virgin,” Selenis Leyva of “Orange Is the New Black,” and break-out child actress Tess Romero, we can expect the perfect, human execution of an alternate reality that may just catalyze a young Latina to grow up to become President of the United States by the show’s very existence.
We have Gina Rodriguez to thank for this empowering message to young Latina girls around the country. Rodriguez is the director, producer, and star of “Diary of a Future President,” which is slated to begin streaming on Disney+ on Jan. 17, 2020.
The trailer begins with President Elena Cañero-Reed being handed an old book that begged the question, “Madame President, what is in there?”
“It’s my old diary. I started writing it in the 6th grade. It’s a day by day account of how I got here. I really had a lot to say,” Rodriguez’s character tells her potential Vice President (her role has not been revealed yet). The series arc is set up to take viewers back in time to when the future POTUS was just a regular old tween starting out middle school, arguably a far more stressful time than any amount of time in the White House. We love that Disney+ seeks to humanize a Latina in power by showing young kids what’s possible. That a Latina President was once a pre-teen, crushing on boys or girls, having strong friendships, and also doing well in school. We are here for this message of hope and empowerment, which may just be the very seed that America’s future Latina president needs to have planted during these formative years.
It’s basically “si se puede” but Disney+.
Meet Tess Romero, the actress who plays young Elena.
Tess Romero is just 12-years-old and has already landed her first starring role in “Diary of a Future President.” In real life, Romero has attended her fair share of protests. When she was just 9-years-old, she made her own “Fight Like a Girl” protest sign and marched in the record-breaking Women’s March in 2016.
Elena, Romero’s 12-year-old fictional counterpart, is a Cuban-American girl living with her brother, Bobby, played by Charlie Bushnell, and mother Gabby, played by Selenis Leyva.
Elena’s mother, Gabby, is both a lawyer and Elena’s role model.
We’ll get to watch Elena start middle school with her childhood best friend, Sasha, and eventually watch her catch her mom kissing another man in her living room. “I was just trying to stay afloat in these tumultuous middle school waters,” Elena tells the viewers in a voiceover. “Things are changing. Changes might surprise you. Change becomes the new normal,” she tells us as she takes offense at her mom’s new boyfriend making eggs for the family. Elena is afraid that he’ll take over the “contributions” she makes to the family. “Nobody could ever replace you,” her mother imploringly tells her.
The future President of the United States is just like the rest of us.
She enters the pleasures of Latinidad and starts to grow a lady mustache.
“You’ve got toothpaste on your mustache,” Elena’s brother tells her to her absolute horror. Remember that very first mustache hair you plucked, ladies? The pain, so fresh and new and unfathomable to believe you have to deal with it for the rest of your life. Unless you choose not to.
Elena runs into her middle school teacher at Victoria’s Secret, because haven’t we all.
The horrors of seeing your teacher outside of school is already a shock to the system, let alone while wearing a DD bra outside your clothes. Welcome to life, Elena. We can’t wait to meet you.