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We’re Not Sure If The Closeness Between Cardi B And Offset Is #RelationshipGoals Or Not

We’re not sure if the science checks out, but regardless, Cardi wanted her husband, Offset, to know. How do we know? Because Cardi reportedly shared a screenshot of her text messages on Instagram.

Cardi and Offset had a brief separation in late 2018 after allegations of Offset’s infidelity started spreading. Since the two have made up, they’ve collaborated on music together and have seemed truly inseparable from the red carpet to the Instagram stories.

This isn’t the PDA we’re used to seeing from these two.

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This isn’t another high-definition close up of their tongues touching or grand public displays of affection on the red carpet. This is intimate.

Allegedly, inhaling farts can prevent dementia, arthritis, heart attacks, or cancer.

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A wide list of seemingly unrelated ailments, right? Well, we want to meet the person that photoshopped that feature image.

Cardi posted a screenshot of Offset’s reply to that fun fact: “lol”

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Cardi posted then deleted the Instagram screenshot along with the caption, “I love sending romantic text messages to babe.”

Claro, fans are here for it.

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One of Cardi B’s signature traits is ‘keeping it real,’ and she’s been spitting that line for awhile (i.e. “the only thing fake is the boobs”).

Some fans took to Twitter to try to keep it together.

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The majority of fans are clapping for the brutal honesty, but some were grossed out. We’d like to see a poll of how many Latinos thought this was gross. The fam was always keeping the fart jokes to a max en mi casa.

This isn’t the first time Cardi has been accused of being ‘weird.’

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And she couldn’t care less. Everyone deserves a bae who loves your brand of weird.

For example, just this week she tweeted to her 6 million followers that she was groundhogging it.

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Also, we learned that Cardi B calls her caca a “doodle.” Sounds so much cuter than reality.

And last week, she described the nature of her fart on Instagram live.

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There is no celebrity allure to Cardi. She’s eating the same fast food she was eating on her high school graduation night to this day. And her farts have a range in volume.

This Twitter user knows the Bardi Gang well.

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Remember that time she literally brought the phone to her nalga so that IG live listeners could hear the sound of her fart? People actually took to Twitter to praise Cardi for that private moment made public.

After Cardi deleted her Instagram post, she gave it to us straight on Twitter:

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After all, her Instagram name is “Most Hated Cardi.” Folks tend to love her or hate her, for a variety of nuanced reasons. The fans are split on this one.

Seems like Offset is going to live a long, healthy life if he sticks with Cardi.

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We’ve heard the proof, but only Offset is close enough to smell it. Yeah, we said it.

READ: Cardi B And Offsets Music Video For “Clout” Is A Tribute To Early Black Girl Groups Like Destiny’s Child

Cardi B’s Jokes About ‘Sucking In Her Stomach’ For Pictures Is The Realist Thing I’ve Seen In Quarantine

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Cardi B’s Jokes About ‘Sucking In Her Stomach’ For Pictures Is The Realist Thing I’ve Seen In Quarantine

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Like us, Cardi B is about the “suck it in life” this quarantine.

We’ve always known that the rapper knew how to keep it real. Especially when it comes to body confidence. The beloved Domicanana with Trinidadian roots has been trying to live her best life while in quarantine and part of that has been showing off her body in a lineup of pretty impressive bathing suits.

Exhibit A: these stringy bikini looks show how divine and body pos she is.

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How y’all doing on this beautiful Monday ?

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The rapper posted this beautiful picture of herself earlier this week after revealing that she had a new tattoo finished on her back. “Okay guys! Soooo here it is! It took me several months but I’m finally finished. This is my back tattoo! It goes from the top of my back to the middle of my thigh,” Cardi wrote in a caption to her Instagram. In a separate clip to her Instagram, she credited tattoo artist Jamie Schene of Union3Tattoo for the work.

I mean… just look at her.

In a recent post to her Instagram page, the rapper got real about her pictures and admitted to being about that “suck it in life.”

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Suck it in life .

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“I suck the s–t out my stomach for this pic so appreciated,” she wrote in the caption to her Instagram post. In it, Cardi can be seen wearing a teeny bikini and lace-up stilettos. To follow up, the rapper shared another Instagram video, this time of herself walking towards the camera in her bikini, and faulting her body. When she turns she shows off her side profile and lets out her stomach. And tbh we love the natural curves!

Of course, it didn’t take long for fans to flock to the comments and gas up the rapper.

“Same here sis!!! ,” Antonique Smith the actress from “Notorious” wrote in the captions. “Thank you for the honesty!” “If this ain’t da realest shii,” sevyn added to the comments.

It’s no surprise the rapper is being open about her body. She has a long history of being honest about her own body positivity and experiences with liposuction and receiving plastic surgery after giving birth to daughter Kulture. In an interview with E! she explained that speaking openly about the procedures was important for her she does not “like lying about things.”

Cardi B Finally Finished That Mysterious Back Tattoo And Boy Is It Impressive

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Cardi B Finally Finished That Mysterious Back Tattoo And Boy Is It Impressive

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While everyone else is doing stick and pokes while in quarantine, Cardi B has been working something a little bit more intense.

Without access to proper tattoo artists, many have resorted to DIY tattoos-WFH style. Recently we compiled a list of all of the cool hand-poked tattoos being created during quarantine (which is important to note that we DO NOT want you to do this at home) and couldn’t help but notice when Cardi B didn’t do one herself. Nope, instead, she summoned a tattoo veteran to finish a tattoo we’ve long been obsessed with.

After teasing parts of her new tattoo to fans for months, the “Bodack Yellow” rapper finally finished the massive design over the weekend.

“Okay guys! Soooo here it is! It took me several months but I’m finally finished. This is my back tattoo! It goes from the top of my back to the middle of my thigh,” Cardi wrote in a caption to her Instagram. In a separate clip to her Instagram, she credited tattoo artist Jamie Schene of Union3Tattoo for the work.

“60+ hours, more than 10 cities, it was an awesome project and a crazy experience,” Schene wrote in a post of his own about the tattoo which features an array of flowers, butterflies, and a hummingbird. “Thanks for your dedication, strength, and hospitality.”

The Grammy winner’s fans were quick to praise her tattoo.

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“So beautiful can’t wait to finish mines,” kkvsh wrote in the replies section of the Instagram post.

Does it glow in the DARK too,” another user by the name of theshaunabrooks inquired while others cooed over the tattoo calling it “So colorful & pretty!”

No doubt when it comes to tattoos Cardi B is quite the pro.

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Cardi B has multiple tattoos on her body including the notorious and large peacock print on her left hip. She also has her sister Hennessey’s name on her bicep, her husband Offset’s name on her leg. She’s also had the tattoo “Loyalty Over Royalty” written on her right bicep and on one of her wrists she has her ex-boyfriend’s name “Tommy G.”