People Stared At J.Lo’s Butt, Cardi B Was A Walking Period, And More Things You’ll Only See At The Met Gala
If you missed the highly exclusive 2019 Met Gala last night, not to worry–we’ll always have the chisme. Last year, Cardi attended the infamous Gala for the first time dressed like royalty, and gave us all the Nicki Minaj drama we wanted.
This year, Katy Perry struggled to get a hamburger suit on, fans are arguing over whether Cardi most resembles a period or Nicki Minaj’s gown last year, and so much more bizarre drama went down. Vamos a ver.
Behold: Queen Cardi.
Rumor has it that it took 35 designers a collective 2,000 hour to sew this dress together. It also took four men to hold up her train, following her wherever she went last night.
Of course, the Bardi Gang took to Twitter to talk about Nicki Minaj’s outfit.
Was there ever a feud? Probably, a little bit, yes, but the fanships are at war over it. Who do you think looked more on the camp theme? Tbh, Nicki Minaj told one reporter that the “interpretation” of camp in her outfit is on her designer.
Meanwhile, Nicki Minaj fans are saying that Cardi B just remixed two previous Met Gala dresses.
It’s true that Cardi B’s dress was a showstopper, and some Twitter folks are wishing they could nap under what they think looks like the most comfortable duvet ever.
Other folks are applauding Cardi’s take on “Uterine Lining Eleganza.”
Twitter, you are a trip. Cardi B once said, “Never Again” for being mistaken as a vagina, so she went one step further. We can’t wait to see her Instagram story about how we shouldn’t make her red dress about periods.
The fanart is here because it has been 24 hours so there has been enough time.
“Cardi B #MetaGala appreciation post.”
Honestly, this is the most solid way to portray her period-inspired dress. This is either a way for Cardi B to take a big stand for women, or she was just really digging a red dress this day.
Honestly, once again, Cardi is lifting up women.
Whether she knows it or not, women are loving this look and honoring their periods all over Twitter. So far, Cardi hasn’t acknowledged this trend.
Also, did Offset and Cardi sext over the Internet?
Their music is one ode to sexting, but dang, these newlyweds are living their best life. We ship a man who publicly, in all caps, worships his “wifey.” Good for them keeping their relationship alive and fresh in the 21st century.
This anonymous man was caught red-handed staring at J.Lo’s booty.
The Internet is currently deeply relating to his experience. They are also trying to figure out who the young man is that risked it all for a quick glimpse of the singer’s backside.
J.Lo savagely walked right past a struggling Katy Perry trying to don a hamburger costume?
She’s too in character with Camp to deal with these outlandish shenanigans. Also, she is already slaying her look so why would she take the time to help someone get into their hamburger suit?
Salma Hayek kissed Jared Leto’s creepy doppelgänger head, as one would.
It’s camp, so we don’t really know what’s going on here, but it seems as if Jared Leto brought a replica of his entire head with him. Who hasn’t wanted to do this to make sure everyone in the room knows who the best dressed it?
Salma and Penelope Cruz’s best friendship seems stronger than ever.
These two spent the night hanging out with each other and staring into each other’s beautiful brown eyes. We stan a sun goddess and a moon goddess coming together as one.
Camila Mendes and novio Charles Melton made their Met Gala couple debut.
We’re all wishing anyone would look at us the way these two lovebirds look at each other. That’s a wrap, until next year!
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