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9 cosas por las que podríamos ir a celebrar al Ángel de la Independencia.

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Hace meses, algunos decidieron hacer alboroto al Ángel de la Independencia para celebrar que Leonardo Di Caprio por fin un ganó Oscar.

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Pues bien, acá algunas razones más convincentes.

Porque México pase a la siguiente ronda (el quinto partido) en un Mundial de Futbol.

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Sí, si a veces no emocionamos por menos, cuánto más porque la selección de Futbol nos haga olvidarnos un poco de EPN o de la devaluación.

Porque regrese Chabelo.

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Y ahora sí, prometemos ver el programa los domingos como antaño, dejar la computadora un rato y sumergirnos en el fantástico mundo de golosinas patrocinado por Muebles Troncoso.

Porque volvieran a meter a la cárcel a Florence Cassez

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Que apresaran a la cínica francesa que fue liberada por un error en el proceso de su captura, pero que, la vox populi indica que era tan responsable como su novio en los terribles secuestros, sería motivo para ir al Ángel a armar la fiesta.

Porque a alguien se le ocurra que se instituya el Día del Ángel de la Independencia.

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Sí, cualquier pretexto es bueno a la hora de socializar con el lábaro monumento de por medio. ¿Qué mejor que su propio cumpleaños?

Porque ganara cualquier candidato del que no sea del PRI, PAN o PRD o ningún partido político.

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¿O a poco han visto a alguien a celebrar cuando supuestamente ganó EPN? Quizás un cambio motivaría celebraciones efusivas en el Ángel Indie.

Por que NO ganara Donald Trump.

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Dicen que México es un país surrealista, pero que un tipo con Trump sea candidato a gobernar a nuestros vecinos, además de preocupante, es digno de un capítulo de Los Simpsons. Por eso, que las aspiraciones de este energúmeno no prosperen, nos darían un gran motivo para ir a celebrar al Ángel.

Porque eliminaran el “Hoy no Circula”

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Pero lo haríamos en nuestros coches y motos sin verificar, dando vueltas por el monumento varias veces, sonando matracas, expidiendo mucho humo y haciendo explotar los cláxones lanzando consignas de amor hacia el Jefe de Gobierno de la CDMX (te extrañamos “D.F.) mientras la polución se nos sube a la cabeza y nos excitamos más que en un partido de futbol. Si no tenemos coche, de todos modos podemos ir a celebrar caminando, eso es lo de menos.

Porque ya no nos pidieran VISA para entrar a Estados Unidos.

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Como la embajada de USA está tan cerca, pues muchos aprovecharían de ir a agradecerles a los estadounidenses el detalle y de paso, celebrar juntos en el monumento que está casi enfrente del recinto extranjero.

Porque hubiera un decreto presidencial para que se congelara 50 años el precio de los tacos.

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Sí, eso nos garantizaría una dotación casi vitalicia tacos al pastor, de suadero o de canasta, sin que nos afecte la inflación (la monetaria, porque comiendo así, la física seguramente sí).

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This New Facility Cost $12 Million And It’s All Designed To Stop Rampant Avocado Theft

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This New Facility Cost $12 Million And It’s All Designed To Stop Rampant Avocado Theft

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So avocado theft is one of the reasons that our beloved aguacate has been getting more and more expensive. According to Mexican authorities, the industry loses more than 12 tons of avocados to theft each day! That’s a lot of missed guacamole potential.

So together with the USDA, one Mexican group is creating a new facility and identifying new shipping routes to help cut these losses which are spiraling out of control.

Avocado growers have teamed up to build a facility that helps prevent theft.

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The absolutely depressing rise in avocado prices has left many of us nearly penniless but our problems pale in comparison to those being faced by the agricultural industry in Mexico.

Each and every day nearly 12 tons of avocados are stolen between the orchards and packing plants.

Between 2017 and 2019, Mexico reported 440 avocado theft investigations, and because Mexican-grown avocados made up 78 percent of the U.S. market last year, this spells trouble Stateside as well. Producers lose an average of four truckloads of avocados per day because of organized crime intervention. The majority of Mexican avocados that make their way to the U.S. come from the state of Michoacan, in a city called Uruapan, which accounts for 92 percent of Mexico’s avocado production last year,

I mean, apparently, avocado theft is a legit thing.

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And we’re not talking about shoving that $1.99 avocado in your pocket at the supermarket or “forgetting to pay” for a few that may have fallen into your purse.

Back in 2017, three men in California were arrested on suspicion of grand theft of avocados after the disappearance of $300,000 worth of the creamy fruit.

Police believe the men were stealing and selling avocados to unsuspecting customers for at least several months. 

The new $12 million facility is meant to finally address the issue of widespread theft.

A new $12 million facility will be built; a venture between the Association of Export Producers and Packers of Avocado from Mexico (APEAM), the Mexican Department of Agriculture and Agrarian Development (SADER), and also house the local offices for the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA).

Casa APEAM, as the facility is called, will also be part of Mexican officials new strategy to find safer export routes for avocados out of Mexico.

Silvano Aureoles, the governor of Michoacán, said he is working with avocado producers to plot new trucking routes to avoid the theft of trucks and merchandise. Part of these new actions could be exporting the avocados from the Port of Lázaro Cárdenas instead of the Port of Manzanillo, putting surveillance cameras on the road to Lázaro Cárdenas and increasing surveillance of truck shipments out of Michoacán.

And this news couldn’t come soon enough because prices for avocados continue to skyrocket!

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Avocado prices have been soaring recently, with a recent report revealing that the national price of Hass avocados has risen by 93 cents since last year.

On the wholesale side (think restaurants, markets), last year a 25-pound box cost $37 but that price has risen to $89 in 2019. That’s a huge and unfortunate increase for lovers of aguacate.

READ: 24 Ways To Use Avocado That Aren’t Guacamole

One Of Mexico’s Biggest Soccer Clubs Has Banned The Use Of The Homophobic Chant That Has Gone On For Far Too Long

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One Of Mexico’s Biggest Soccer Clubs Has Banned The Use Of The Homophobic Chant That Has Gone On For Far Too Long

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U.S.-based Mexico fan group Pancho Villas’ Army has inserted a “no goalkeeper chant” clause into the group’s membership and made abstaining from shouting the anti-gay chant a condition for buying tickets for games in their section, in a bid to help put an end to the chant often heard in stadiums when the Mexico national team plays.

This could be progress towards finally ending the homophobic chant heard all too often at Mexican football games.

The group, Pancho Villa’s Army, made the announcement banning its members from yelling the chant.

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In an open letter to its members, the group says: “One area where I think we can improve upon is the infamous PU%* Chant. For me and many others, it is no longer relevant to debate what the word means or doesn’t mean. Its simply a matter of respect and common courtesy. We should do our best to be good guests at all the stadiums that welcome us.”

The group notes that fans already follow several other rules. So what’s another rule if its meant to make sure everyone feels more comfortable.

The group has even added the rule into its code of conduct. In their letter they add: “Moving forward, we will adopt a  “No Pu%^ Chant” clause into our membership rules and code of conduct. While our code generally covers the chant we will specifically list it as unacceptable conduct. The same clause will be inserted into our ticket purchases pages. We already informed all PVA ticket purchasers that our section is a standing, cheering, and singing section. The same page will now inform potential PVA ticket purchasers that our section is a NO PU&% CHANT section too.”

All of this comes as the Mexican team and Mexican fans come under increased scrutiny for the homophobic slur.

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A section of El Tri fans regularly shout an anti-gay slur as the opposition goalkeeper runs up to take his goal-kick and the federation has been fined on multiple occasions by FIFA because of it, although it was stamped out at Russia 2018 after an educational campaign from the federation, fan groups and players, as well as the threat of Fan IDs being taken away.

But the chant was heard regularly during Mexico games in the United States this summer at the Gold Cup.

Fans that have bought tickets for Mexico’s game on Sept. 10 against Argentina in San Antonio, Texas and don’t want to adhere to the policy will receive a refund for their tickets.

The group says the decision is about being inclusive of all fans, including those from the LGBTQ community.

“It’s about people joining who wish to create an environment that feels welcoming to our LGBTQ Mexico fans,” reads the statement. “As an organization that has LGBTQ leaders and members we take this charge very seriously.”

The reaction on Twitter was overwhelmingly positive with soccer fans from around the world celebrating the announcement.

Most on Twitter were thrilled that at least one group was taking the steps necessary to address the issue. They’re going directly to their members and making it a condition of membership to stop using the chant.

FIFA has warned soccer federations all over the world, including Mexico, that discriminatory chanting will activate the “three-step procedure” that could lead to the abandoning of World Cup qualifying matches if the chant is heard. The referee would first stop the match, then suspend it and eventually abandon it if the discriminatory behavior doesn’t cease. Yet at nearly every game of El Tri you’ll still hear the chant.

Many pointed out that PVA will be on the right side of history with this new rule.

Despite there being an ongoing debate among fans if the chant is meant to be homophobic or not, people are realizing that all fans should be comfortable – and, yes, that includes those from the LGBTQ community.

And as one of the first fan clubs to issue an official rule, Pancho Villa’s Army will have been seen as a leader on this issue. So bravo PVA! And thank you.

READ: Why Do Mexico’s Football Fans Keep Going Unpunished For Shouting Homophobic Slurs At Opposing Players

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