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12 Things Your Mama Owned While You Were Growing Up That You Probably Own Now

Moms probably have the most influential role out of anyone else in our lives. When we were sick, they taught us how to get better. When we were having feelings, they showed us their love with pans of flan and bars of chocolate. They teach us how life should be lived, in good times and bad, and we carry all that wisdom into our adulthood.

Latina moms notoriously do things…differently than all the other moms. You know what that means? It makes us different. Here’s how to spot the Adult Child of a Latina Mom from a mile away:

1. You have HUGE bottles of Mane ‘n Tail Knock Off Horse Shampoo and Conditioner in their shower.

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You can’t achieve the J.Lo ponytail without shampoo literally made for horses. You might have been raised by a Latina mom if a quarter of your shower is taken up by these bottles that are big enough to wash a horse. Pero only bobos buy brand names. If your mama ever bought you Mane ‘n Tail horse shampoo, it was a luxury item.

2. You absolutely believe in Vick’s Vapor Rub’s powers, even if you don’t want to admit it.

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We made fun of our moms when they picked us up from school with the bottle of Vaporub in hand, but secretly, we believed. Now that we’re adults, we keep Vicks in the medicine cabinet alongside actual cold and flu medication just in case.

3. You have santería / brujería scattered around la casa.

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Before Sephora started selling “Witch Kits” and Urban Outfitters started selling sage bundles, you were blessing your new apartment by burning sage in all the doorways, and unpacking your velas. It doesn’t look cute, packaged with a rose quartz crystal or eso mierda. It’s ritual.

4. You kept all the prayer cards your mom sent you of her patron saint.

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Maybe you use them as a book mark, or just keep them at the bottom of your sock drawer. All you know is that you’re not throwing these Santos away.

5. Costco-sized portions of coconut oil.

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Before “Goop” started blogging about the benefits of moisturizing with coconut oil, your mami was frying up tostones in the oil while you sat with coconut oil drenched hair to “let it set.”

6. You have a Cuban mop in a corner somewhere.

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Yes, you bought yourself a steam mop when you first moved into your own place, but your mami refused to let you live without a Cuban mop in the house. “Confíame, am I ever wrong, mija?” Nope.

7. At least this much Goya in your pantry:

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Maybe it’s all immigrant moms, but it’s definitely 100% of Latina moms that pass on the gift of food scarcity to their children. I’m not going to feel safe unless I know I’m able to either feed myself 12 times or host a spontaneous dinner party at any time.

8. You have so many socks.

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Every one of your white friends either grew out of socks or just always thought they were for sissies. Not us. We protect our feet ’til death do us part.

9. You have a collection of this Polish pottery from HomeGoods:

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All your tías had the same exact plates and bowls and every time you visit HomeGoods, you pick up a random piece to add to your collection. Why, yes, I do need something to pour my creamer in, so that I can then pour it into my coffee. Translation: you basically have a pottery addiction.

10. You have a dedicated drawer to condiment packets in your casa.

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Maybe it’s part of food scarcity issues, and maybe it’s just good financial common sense. Either way, you have a paqueta of something tasty for your next meal, por siempre.

11. You have an evil eye hanging on your door, neck or safety pin.

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You grew up knowing evil spirits were out to get you. Don’t tell good news until it’s official official or you’ll lose that promotion. And don’t even think about existing without an evil eye around your neck or in your house.

12. Lastly, it doesn’t feel like the weekend until it’s spotless and smells like Fabuloso.

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We may have been admonished as children for straight up calling friends houses “sucio,” and that’s because we have a different standard of cleanliness. One thing’s for sure, it doesn’t really feel like home unless the smell of Fabuloso is in the air.

Don’t drink this at home, kids.

Latinos Know How To Celebrate The Holidays, But Some Of The Traditions Might Be Too Weird For Gringos

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Latinos Know How To Celebrate The Holidays, But Some Of The Traditions Might Be Too Weird For Gringos

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Navidad for Latino families is a very different affair to Christmas in Anglo culture. For once, the religious aspect is much more prevalent, as Catholicism is the predominant belief and the birth of Jesus is possibly the most important date of the year (save, perhaps, the death of said religious figure in Semana Santa). Navidad among Latinos both in the United States and throughout Latin America is full of quirky family traditions that both make it more solemn and more fun. Some of these traditions are of course heritage from the Spanish colonial years,  but each country and even each family has put their own little twist. 

New Year’s Eve is also a very lively celebration that includes some strange and fun mumbo jumbo that is totally normal for many of us but might be a bit too peculiar for others. 

So here are some traditions that might get your gringo Xmas or New Year’s date running out the door!

Actually nothing says holiday season in a Latino family like the Guadalupe-Reyes marathon.

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They say honesty is the best policy, right? Well, this isn’t an actual sporting event but the official start of the holiday season. The “marathon” is an eating and drinking fest that runs from the day of the Virgin of Guadalupe in December 12 until January 6, the day of the Reyes Magos or Three Wise Men. Get your stomach and your liver ready. En sus marcas, listos, fuera…  

When all the familias bring their Baby Jesus figurine and rock them all together as if they were real babies.

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Let’s not forget the massive one that recently went viral in Mexico…

Also dressing Baby Jesus in all sorts of outlandish costumes.

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Sorry (not sorry!) this can be a bit sacrilegious for some, but this gif was just too good not to share.  

Well, this is actually the sort of costume they put on Baby Jesus.

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Abuelitas all over Mexico flood markets to find the best dress maker for their Baby Jesus. There is a non-spoken rivalry among households that abuelitas settle by making Baby Jesus look like a tiny Liberace (sorry, but it is true!). 

Sing the traditional Posada… or more like mumble the words hoping that the chismosos de la familia don’t figure it out.

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The traditional posada is a song where the guests are split into two groups. One remains inside the house while the other braces the cold and stays outside. One group is supposed to represent Mary and Joseph asking to be let in, the other group takes the place of the homeowners who are not too sure to let strangers in. There is a back and forth and finally the strangers are let in and everyone sings “Entren santos peregrinos”. We are sure that half the party is mumbling the words. Hey, they even got some Latin! 

Now it is New Year’s Eve and you better wear your chones rojos.

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Legend goes that if you want to enjoy a good sex life in the coming year, you need to wear red underwear to welcome the coming calendar. Supermarkets and department stores in Latin America are bursting with red men’s underpants and women’s lingerie. Rest assured if you bring a gringo date to the New Year’s fiesta, your primos will make sure they feel uncomfortable as hell my asking them whether they are wearing chones rojos or not! Awkward alert!

And you better be ready to haul those empty suitcases around the block at the strike of midnight!

We kid you not. Wanna have plenty of travelling in the coming year? Well, get your empty suitcases ready and take a walk around the block with them. If you think about a destination then your trip might come true. Wanna have a sexy escapade? Wear your red underwear while dragging the luggage! Makes all the sense in the world, right? Just be careful not to wake up the neighbours… come to think about it chances are they are dragging their empty maletas as well. 

Swipe away the bad vibes! Afuera lo malo, que venga lo bueno!

Every year has its ups and downs. So whether you like it or not there is some bad juju that has accumulated in your household. You clearly wanna start the year afresh and the only way to do this is to swipe off las malas vibras. Just go to the entrance of your house, pour some water on the floor and expel it to the outside world! Now, we don’t know if this is metaphysically effective or not, but it sure is cathartic.  

Latinidad Is Being Cancelled By Afro And Indigenous People Who Do Not See Themselves Represented

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Latinidad Is Being Cancelled By Afro And Indigenous People Who Do Not See Themselves Represented

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While we’re in the middle of Hispanic Heritage Month, it’s important to note how the outdated term “Latinidad” excludes a large portion of the Latino community. We’re talking about the existence of indigenous and Black Latinos. The “Hispanic” label specifically includes those from Spain, celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month feels completely weird if you’re Afro or indigenous. 

There’s been more of an uproar recently between Hispanic, Latinos, and Afro-Latinos after musical artist Rosalia got awards and praise for her music as a Latin artist. The thing is that she isn’t Latina, she’s Spanish. That entire debacle was just another nail in the coffin that proves how white-washed our society is, and it’s not just coming from Caucasians but Latinos as well. 

People on social media are using the hashtag #LatinidadIsCancelled to discuss anti-Blackness in the Latino community. Not to mention, how society, in general, discriminates against Black Latinos when referring to Latinos as a whole demographic.

Journalist Felice León did a brilliant segment for The Root titled, “Black and Indigenous Millennials Are Cancelling Latinidad” in which she discusses how Black Latinos are not included under the Latinidad umbrella.

“Latinidad just really just centers on the shared history and shared culture, but doesn’t necessarily, like, delve into all of those multifaceted identities,” writer Janel Martinez told León and added she’s straying from the term Latinidad. “And for me, Latinidad ultimately serves white cis-gendered, straight, wealthy men.” Martinez continued, “I am none of those things, so for me, I’m at the margins of this term.”

While we know Latinos are already excluded from significantly from TV and film, the ones that are visible are mostly white Latinos. 

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You ever noticed how the most popular Latino celebs are light-skinned? We’re talking Jennifer Lopez, Camila Cabello, Gina Rodriguez, America Ferrera, Rosalia and that’s just when referring to the women.

The topic of canceling Latinidad shows how racist our own people are against Black Latinos. 

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Ever notice how some Latinos praise a baby that is born with light skin and blue eyes? Or how they object to someone dating a Black man? It is a sentiment that has been part of the Latino community for a very long time.

Afro-Latinos face so much discrimination because of their ancestors, their dark skin, and their hair. 

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How can a group of Latinos fit nicely and perfectly under the Latinidad family if some people there clearly don’t want to include Black Latinos? It’s kind of sad how light-skinned Latinos favor their whiteness as superiority. Black is beautiful. When will the Latino community finally realize that? Thanks to the inclusion of Black Latinos in the media, we’re able to see the representation even though it’s still quite limited.

The exclusion of Black Latinos could also be seen in this year’s Latin Grammy nominations, which excluded a lot of reggaeton artists. 

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Another hashtag making the rounds on the internet included #SinReggaetonNoHayLatinGrammy after several artists spoke out against the Grammy’s exclusion of reggaeton artists. The most nominations this year went to two Spanish artists, Rosalia and Alejandro Sanz

While we know some Latinos are racist against their own people, it’s important to know that colonized societies have been white-washed and that cycle continues to this day. 

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How do we break a cycle of racism against our own people? By educating ourselves about the history of our diaspora, and not by closing our eyes to the reality of colonization. We’re not perfect people, but we can learn to be more inclusive by realizing our own hate and blindness. The blatant and longstanding practice of ignoring the Afro and indigenous identities within the Latino community has justifiably left so many people done with Latinidad.

It’s funny how Rosalia was beloved from day one until she starting owning her Latinidad on a public stage. 

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During her acceptance speech at this year’s MTV VMAs, Rosalia said, “Wow. I wasn’t expecting this, honestly. Thank you, because it’s such an incredible honor. I come from Barcelona. I’m so happy to be here representing where I come from and representing my culture. … Thank you for allowing me to perform tonight singing in Spanish.”

So if she said she’s representing where she came from, which is Spain, she is certainly not Latina so why is she cradled into that group so openly?

As one person put it nicely on Twitter, @gacd86 writes, “Latinidad isn’t just for white Latinos though. Mestizos participate in the normalization of anti-blackness and the benefit of the exploitation of indigenous communities.” The rampant and dangerous anti-Blackness in the Latino community needs to stop now.

Happy Hispanic Heritage Month.

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