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You Shared Your Worst Kissing Stories And They Are Some Of The Most Uncomfortable Moments We’ve Experienced

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Kissing is one of the most intimate moments in a relationship. However, some times sharing a kiss with a stranger can totally backfire. It is hard enough to overlook your biggest crush when they have bad breath, but a stranger sneezing into your mouth is a whole other experience. Here are some of the most questionable kissing stories you’ve shared with us.

This masterful kiss avoider.

“I was hanging out with a guy friend and he kept coming close like he wanted to kiss me and I kept dodging him so he kept only kissing my cheek and hand. Finally, when I dropped him off at his house he leaned in and I started singing along to ‘All I Want for Christmas’ to avoid him kissing me and when he said ‘Really?’ I said, ‘What? This is my favorite song!’ It’s really not though. he also made sure that I knew he had taken 9 other girls first kisses but I wasn’t the 10th!” – Kimberly

Some times they don’t understand no and need to be shown.

“Another kiss story that features the lack of a kiss! I was at an outdoor concert with a guy friend who had saved me a good spot. He was pretty drunk and kept asking me questions like, ‘Can I kiss you on your neck?’ I kept refusing and telling him that we could never date because of our difference in beliefs. He didn’t give up though. When he walked me back to my car, he asked why I was basically running and I told him it was because it was late. I just didn’t want him to kiss me. Lol. Haven’t really talked to or hung out with him since then.” – Kathleen

Overdoing the tongue and Doritos is not the combination you want.

“I was in 6th grade & he was in 8th grade, so I felt cool with an ‘older guy.’ Some friends and I were all hanging out playing spin the bottle. Well, he landed on me, so we went outside, he leaned in to kiss me and it was super awkward, wayyyyy too much tongue & he had CHEESY DORITO breath. 🤦🏻‍♀️ worst first kiss ever!! 😂” – Rocio

Is it love if they kiss you after you vomit?

“I had just thrown up and he still kissed me, so I guess it was his worst kiss. Hahaha.” – Karla

Some people really need to be taught how to kiss.

“My worst ever kiss happened when I was in college. I had been crushing on this one guy for over a year and we finally went on a date. It was perfect until the end. He leaned in to give me a kiss and his entire mouth opened and covered my mouth. I wish I was kidding. I learned real fast why he was still single.” – José

Allergies are the only natural predator of the kiss.

“Oh allergy season! I had the most unfortunate kiss when I was in high school. We were right in the middle of allergy season and I was giving my boyfriend a kiss when I let out the most nasty sneeze. He was so shocked but laughed it off. We are still together and laugh about it all the time.” – Marisol

Who has ever had their parents interrupt their kiss?

“We’ve all been there. Alone in our room with our gf or bf. It was at my family home and I was visiting from college. I was in the bedroom with my girlfriend and my mom walked in mid-kiss. I had never been so mortified but it did lead to a great conversation and my coming out. I really love my parents.” – Catherine

READ: From Too Much Spit To Not Enough Heat, Latinas Dropped Truths On What It Was Like To Have Their First Kisses

[PHOTOS] Check Out This List Of The 10 Steamiest Telenovela Kisses And Tell Us You Can’t Feel The Passion

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[PHOTOS] Check Out This List Of The 10 Steamiest Telenovela Kisses And Tell Us You Can’t Feel The Passion

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There’s no question that Latinos are responsible for some of the steamiest kisses in television history. The makings of a steamy kiss don’t solely rely on the actors themselves, however. Telenovelas give us all the scandal and suspense that makes the inevitable kiss that much more satisfying.

Whether the couple has loathed each other from the beginning, or that they had been separated because of an evil twin, or that he’s just trying to seduce her to find out who killed his half-brother–context is key. Here’s mitú’s ranking for the steamiest kissed and why.

1. Teresa and Santiago from “La Reina del Sur”

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Kate del Castillo and Iván Sanchez might be responsible for the Top 3 steamiest kiss scenes in telenovela history. Remember when Santiago lifted Teresa up like nothing? The passion is almost too good to be fake.

2. It’s still #Santeresa from “La Reina del Sur.”

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They’re literally selling and dealing drugs and getting away with it the sexiest way possible. Teresa saw Santiago in the water and ran to him, where they made out in some pretty choppy water. Then, it cut to this sensual scene, which concludes all the reasoning we need for their second place win.

3. We warned you. #Santeresa again.

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Kate del Castillo cannot be denied all three awards. The passion is so incredible, they turned this scene which included a mop in the corner, into what seems like the perfect setting for amor.

4. Julianita from “Amar a Muerte”

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When Juliana (Bárbara López) and Valentina (Macarena Achaga) first meet, we all felt the heat rising. As magical as their first kiss in the pool was, their make-out game just kept getting stronger as the season progressed. Their love is so steamy, we’re expecting a spinoff novela this year!

5. Isabel and Pedro José from “El Cuerpo del Deseo”

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How can anyone forget Isabel and Pedro José’s love-making in the rain? Latinos were confused by “The Notebook” reception after we saw these two strip naked for all of us to see. Brava.

6. Demetrio and Verónica from “La Mentira”

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It’s Kate del Castillo again, but this time, she’s being seduced by Demetrio (Guy Ecker), who’s only using her to get to the truth of who killed his half-brother. The rest of us watching can tell that he’s starting to develop feelings–or are we being duped by the passion too?

7. Bianca and Bruno from “Apunto de Hacer el Amor”

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Their first kiss is iconic. Bruno gains Bianca’s forgiveness and immediately goes in for the kiss. Bianca is forgiving as her mama taught her but she certainly didn’t forget so easily. That kiss is disrupted with a good hard smack to Bruno’s eager face.

8. Rosalinda and Fernando José from “Rosalinda”

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There’s nothing like Thalía and Fernando Carrillo’s kisses on the set of “Rosalinda,” the most watched telenovela in the world. When Rosalinda and Fernando José rekindle their romance after the evil mother-in-law’s meddling, Rosalinda’s amnesia and mental breakdown–the sparks fly.

9. Jade and Lucas from “El Clon”

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This is basically the Romeo and Juliet love story of our generation. Jade (Giovanna Antonelli) is Muslim and Lucas (Murilo Benício) is from a rich Brazilian Christian family. Their families would never accept their love, which is what makes their secret kisses so magical.

10. Gabriela and Alejandro from “La Patrona”

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Gabriela (Aracely Arámbula) is the only woman working in the gold mine and a single mom at that. She spends so much of the novela schooling her sexist coworkers that when she falls in love with Alejandro (Jorge Luis Pila), the contrast is so tender and beautiful. He loves her! He really loves her!

READ: LGBTQ+ Community And Allies Stage Kiss-A-Thon For Equal Rights At High-End Mall In Colombia

Here Are 21 Romantic On-Screen Kisses That We Still Talk About

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Here Are 21 Romantic On-Screen Kisses That We Still Talk About

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Finally, the “Best Kisses” list that features Latinos, the universally acknowledged best kissers on the planet. Prepare yourself for a steam fest because it’s about to boil in here, ranging from teen romance to on-screen couples that are already coupled IRL, to telenovelas.

Latinos know how to bring their A-game.

1. “The Babysitter

CREDIT: Netflix

Cubana Bella Thorne took spin the bottle to the next level. Did I just see the heavens parting? Because this is the most divine it’s going to get on this list.

2. “Jane the Virgin”: Jane and Michael’s first kiss.

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This is one of those romantic fantasies we’ve all had. After Jane assumed the cop at her 21st birthday party was a stripper and shot his gun into the air, romance just poured out. He watched a telenovela, and ceiling dust falls on them.

3. “Jane the Virgin”: The Kiss. It spurred a romance novel available in stores now.

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You can actually go out and buy the novel that fictional character Jane Villanueva writes about her romance with Michael. Look at that cover art.

4. “Jane the Virgin”: Jane and Rafael’s first kiss.

CREDIT: The CW

Full disclosure: I’m team #Jafael all the way, and this magical Season 4 moment where both their hearts glowed and magical realism placed them in a meadow, setting the stage for a happily ever after was  e v e r y t h i n g. Until the writers wrote the finale.

5. Any kiss Camila Mendes has as Veronica Lodge on “Riverdale.”

CREDIT: The CW

Including this unexpected kiss with Betty in the hopes it would land them both a spot on the cheerleading team. Luckily, (then-closeted) captain Cheryl Blossom was unfazed and made them earn their spot.

6. But especially the make out sessions she has with her boyfriend, Archie.

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They have the actual hots for each other, and you’re guaranteed to get a sex scene with every fight scene. It’s just how #Varchie functions.

 7. “She’s All That”

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Freddie Prinze Jr. is a Puerto Rican hottie who plays a teen heartthrob (naturally). After coming clean about his less-than-pure plan to turn nerd Laney Boggs into his own personal popularity boost, they share a kiss like no other. #steamfest

8. “Original Sin”

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Just watch Angelina Jolie’s character, Julie, and Antonio Banderas (aka Luis) take it to the bedroom. You won’t be disappointed.

9. “Don Juan DeMarco”

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Here’s the premise: Don Juan DeMarco (Johnny Depp) believes to be the greatest lover in the world. I wonder what machismo would be like without this movie. Probably much more tolerable.

His kiss with Puerto Rican dreamboat, Talisa Soto, is pretty epic though.

10. “The Words”

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Dominican and Puerto Rican dancer and actress Zoe Saldana could kiss Bob Ross and make it look sexy. Watch her kiss Bradley Cooper in this romantic comedy thriller and try not to get chills.

11. “Jane the Virgin”: #Petramos

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Rosario Dawson plays Detective Jane Ramos, who is wooed by a complicated Petra, and together, they give us #Petramos. If you’re LGBTQ, you can relate to being hesitant to fall for a straight girl, or being Petra, and finally experiencing what it’s like to be “boy crazy” (but for JR). Their romance made the season just right.

12. “Gigli”

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Russian roulette to any point in the movie, Gigi, and you’re 70 percent likely to get a steamy sex scene. J.Lo and Ben Affleck were already involved in IRL, so it made the scenes even more juicy.

13. “Glee”

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Mitad boricua queen, Naya Rivera, and her best friend, and love of her life, Britney, marry after years of high school confusion, rejection, and the oh so slow process of coming out. Bless.

14. “Rent”

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These two meet after Collins is violently mugged. Trans character, Angel, is played by Dominican Wilson Jermaine Heredia, who won a Tony for his role in the Broadway musical. Angel comes to Collins’ rescue and the two fall in love before Angel succumbs to AIDS. The love stories abound in “Rent.”

15. “Gangs of New York”

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Half Cuban Cameron Diaz becomes Leonardo DiCaprio’s character’s love interest, and the two get involved in the 1850’s era New York crime gangs, and some heavy kissing.

16. “Grey’s Anatomy”

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We all remember watching Callie Torres, played by Mexican actress Sara Ramírez, come to terms with her sexual identity (bisexual), and fall in love with Arizona. The two raise a baby together, and real life actress had her own sexual awakening as bisexual as a result.

17. “Parks and Rec”

CREDIT: NBC

Puerto Rican star Aubrey Plaza plays the role of a sullen, sardonic April Ludgate who falls for Andy while he’s still in love with his ex. When he finally realized his feelings for her, the kiss was everything we’d been waiting for, and classically cute, just like them.

18. “Jumping the Broom”

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These two meet when Sabrina hits Jason Taylor (Laz Alonso) with her car. Romance (and drama) ensues, along with many a fight and make-up and make out session. Watch Afro-Cubano Laz Alonso play with our hearts.

19. “Vicky Cristina Barcelona”

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Penelope Cruz straight up walks into a bar in a white dress and starts to seduce her man for one of the most epic and hottest kiss scenes ever. There is gasping for air, and you will be too.

20. “Y Tu Mama Tambien”

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This was one of the first kissing scenes we ever saw. All these years later, it is still the one we think of when we think of hottest on-screen kisses.

21. “Ugly Betty”

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The 2010 show was taking a risk when it showed Justin, Betty’s nephew, crush on his school play costar and get jealous watching him act out kisses with girls. When the two finally share their first kiss, there was a whole audience cheering, even if it is just a couple of teenagers. My heart is crying.

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