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If You Hate Avocado As Much As I Do, Then This Post Will Be Way Too Relatable

With all the hype around avocado and guacamole, people are buying all sorts of avocado eeeeverything. You keep saying “I hate avocado” because you’re part of the 2% of people who hate avocado

As you may have noticed, tons of people LOVE avocado.

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It’s like butter, but much healthier, and it tastes amaaaazing. So they say…

People love it so much they rub it all over their face.

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And it doesn’t stop there. Other people massage it into their hair as conditioner. That’s just how healthy and amazing people say it is.

And they even sing about it.


Warning: this super catchy song will be stuck in your head for the next two hours.

But then there’s people like me, who believe it or not, do not think avocado is that fun or delicious.

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Yup, to some of us it’s actually GROSS.

There are a few of us who, no matter the hype, have never been into avocado or its mushy counterpart guacamole.

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To us, it tastes awwwwful.

When a restaurant has complimentary guac and chips on the table, we awkwardly sit there and eat the chips by themselves.

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And as soon as someone notices that you haven’t touched the guac, someone insists you have some.

When people notice, they question why you’re not devouring the green stuff like the rest of the people at the table… And your response usually leaves them SHOOK.

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¡¿COMO QUE NO TE GUSTA EL AGUACATE Y EL GUACAMOLE?!

They think you’re completely insane and that something is definitely wrong with you.

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How can you be Latino and NOT LIKE GUACAMOLE?!

And when you place your food order and ask the waiter to remove (yes, I repeat, remove) the avocado, friends and family quickly jump in and say:

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They tell the waiter to put the avocado on the side, that way they can snatch it up for themselves once your plate arrives. #FreeGuacamole

Because of course they’re not going to sit back and let you waste some tasty and expensive avocado.


Are you crazy?! Some places charge extra money for guacamole, if a place is giving it to you for FREE, then you take it!

With everyone trying to convince you just how amazing this green stuff is, you’ve probably given it another chance.  Who knows, maybe you’ll like it this time, right?

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13 billion people can’t be wrong.

…WRONG! ?

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But hey, to each their own. At least you tried giving this slimy and flavorless fruit a chance, right?


READ: Here’s Why Avocados Are Sending People To The Hospital


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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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15 Hilarious Tweets About Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck Getting Back Together

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In case you haven’t heard, Bennifer 1.0 is back. The famous early-2000s couple has been spotted spending time together in the wake of JLo’s split with A-Rod and Ben Affleck’s split with Cubana Ana de Armas. The news about their reconciliation is surprising the general public, as it’s been 17 years since the Hollywood power couple split up.

Needless to say, many fans have mixed feelings about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck getting back together, seeing as their 2004 split up was so messy the first time around.

But more than anything, fans have jokes. Here are some of the funniest tweets about Jlo and Ben Affleck getting back together.

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e.l.f. Cosmetics Is Literally Releasing a Chipotle-Themed Eyeshadow Palette

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e.l.f. Cosmetics Is Literally Releasing a Chipotle-Themed Eyeshadow Palette

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We’ve seen our fair share of weird brand collabs in the past, but this is truly one we didn’t see coming.

On Thursday, Chipotle and e.l.f. Cosmetics announced that they were teaming up for a collaboration.

Both makeup-lovers and Chipotle-lovers can have fun with the team-up. According to the press release, e.l.f will be selling Chipotle-themed makeup and Chipotle will be selling makeup-themed food. Confused? Keep reading.

On March 9th, e.l.f. cosmetics is launching their e.l.f. x Chipotle makeup collection, a range of products that includes a Chipotle-themed eyeshadow palette, a tinted lip-gloss, an avocado-shaped beauty sponge, and a makeup bag that looks exactly like Chipotle’s famous to-go bags.

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The eyeshadow palette is made up of 12 shades, each of which are named after one of Chipotle’s signature ingredients. For example, the leaf-green shade is called “Lettuce”, the buttery gold shade is called “Corn Salsa”…you get the picture. The “Make It Hot” lip gloss is a sheer, hot-pink shade that is formulated with Vitamin E and coconut oil.

And as an added bonus, when you purchase the Chipotle eyeshadow palette, you’ll be emailed a voucher for free Chipotle chips and guac.

But makeup isn’t the only aspect of the promotion. Chipotle, too, will be offering a limited-time option. The fast-casual restaurant will be selling an entrée called “Eyes. Chips. Face. Bowl.” And in honor of e.l.f. Cosmetics’ vegan and cruelty free products, the menu item will be vegan.

The bowl will consist of white rice, pinto beans, hot salsa, corn salsa, guac, lettuce, and a side of chips. But it won’t be available forever! You’ll only be able to find it in the “Featured” section of Chipotle’s website or app from March 10 through March 17.

If you’re surprised by this collab, you’re not the only one. After all, “Mexican food” isn’t the first thing that comes to mind when you think of makeup.

But e.l.f. and Chipotle seem to think that they’re a match made in heaven. After all, this is the second time the two popular brands have joined forces.

“We’re always looking for opportunities to lead culture and make authentic connections with Gen-Z alongside brands that share similar values,” said Chipotle’s VP of digital marketing, Tressie Lieberman.

And e.l.f.’s CMO was equally effusive. “There is nothing tastier or prettier than the combination of burritos and makeup!” said Kory Marchisotto, in a statement. “We have long admired Chipotle and we are thrilled to come together to do things that neither one of us have done before. We share the same renegade spirit and are both committed to bringing the best ingredients to our consumers at extraordinary prices.”

e.l.f.s Chipotle collection launches on March 9th, and the line’s prices range from $8 to $18. Get notified on the launch by going over to e.l.f.’s site. Head to Chipotle’s app or website after March 10th to order their exclusive “Eyes. Chips. Face. Bowl.” entrée.

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