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Millennials Might Have A New Savior In The Form Of Spreadable Avocado In A Deodorant Container

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We all love a good avocado. There is something so satisfying about opening up a perfectly ripe avocado, removing the pit, and shoveling out the green goodness that lies within. That’s what makes the latest project from Unnecessary Inventions so offensive to so many people. It’s called “Avocado on a Stick” and it will make you think twice about society.

The internet is torn over the latest unnecessary invention that is blowing up online.

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That’s right. The man behind Unnecessary Inventions took the loveable and delicious snack and put it in a deodorant dispenser. Why? To make it easier to spread on toast and things, of course. You can even just roll the stuff out of the tube and eat it like a candy bar.

To be fair, Unnecessary Inventions is not a serious page and the inventions are not for real use.

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Honestly, this looks like a mess waiting to happen. Why would someone try to make this a thing? It truly is a disaster waiting to happen and we all know one person who would deliver on that disaster.

However, they do make a good point about who would be flocking to this product.

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Honestly, millennials are the most likely demographic for this kind of product. Who else would be willing to try something out this bizarre? It would save time and effort when making the delicious and super hip avocado toast.

Some people don’t understand that it is all a joke.

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Could you imagine someone actually trying to make this a thing? Who would even buy something like this? Avocados have perfectly fine packaging that naturally exists.

There are a few souls out there that know how this avocado creation could go wrong fast.

Something tells us that the avocado would spoil so fast. There is a reason the skin of the avocado is so thick and durable. It is the perfect way to keep the fragile fruit from turning nasty fast.

Though a few people have some suggestions on how to make this product even more marketable.

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Now, this is one surefire way to deliver the delicious and creamy avocado to your toast and other things in a pinch. Instead of awkwardly applying it like a deodorant you could just squeeze it out of a tube.

This is really important because some people just have horrible luck.

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We all know that person who would make a mess out of this. Maybe it is you. Maybe it is your gordo. Either way, it is something that could turn on you so fast that it is probably best that it isn’t a real invention.

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Here's The Story About Ropa Vieja, The Most Delicious And Heavenly Food To Ever Come Out Of Latin America

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Here’s The Story About Ropa Vieja, The Most Delicious And Heavenly Food To Ever Come Out Of Latin America

There is nothing that is more quintessential to Cuban culture than ropa vieja. The dish is the national dish of Cuba and every Cuban family has their own recipe for this famous and popular meal. It can be served with rice and beans or rice and tostones or, really, anything because it is divine.

As part of the La Cocina series at we are mitú, Dariany Santana, the host of What’s Good In Your Hood, called her mom to learn how to make ropa vieja. It’s a sweet segment since Mother’s Day is right around the corner and, like all of us who moved away from home, Santana wants a little bit of home on Mother’s Day.

One of the most commonly told stories about ropa vieja is one of religion and miracle. The story goes that once upon a time in Spain, a poor man was struggling to feed his family. At the end of his rope, the man took his old clothes and put them in a pot with water and boiled the clothes. As the clothing cooked, the man prayed over the pot for food to sustain his family. What happened next is a miracle. The poor man opened the pot and where his clothes and water once were was a delicious and hearty meat stew. Ropa vieja translates to old clothes so the legend persists today about the most famous dish to call Cuba home.

The dish was created in Spain and historically the dish came to Cuba by way of Spanish conquistadors. More specifically, ropa vieja comes from the Canary Islands. When Spanish conquistadors started to settle in Latin America, they brought their favorite foods and items with them to feel at home far away from home.

Ever since ropa vieja became the national dish of Cuban, other variations have shown up throughout the Caribbean islands. Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic both have their own version of ropa vieja. The differences in the variations are slight but they include ingredients that are most common for those islands.

The dish lends itself nicely to a vegan variation. Since it is shredded beef, you can replace the meat with jack fruit. The pods around the seeds perfectly imitate the shredded fibers of flank steak. When you are cooking the jack fruit, you can use different cooking tools and lesser cooking time to achieve the same texture and consistency. Instead of adding the jack fruit to the sofrito that is cooking, you can keep them separate and let the jack fruit start to fall apart then top the jack fruit with the sofrito when you are plating it.

For any Cuban, the taste, smell, and sound of this dish is something that immediate transports them to their childhood. It is a way for Cubans to share the most intimate and important piece of their culture with those they love and care for. It is also a way for Cubans to feel connected to their family even if they are living thousands of miles away. For those who fled the island, it is a way to stay connected with a home they were forced to flee.

Ingredients:

Beef:

  • 2 pounds of flank steak
  • 1 small onion, chopped
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 bunch of cilantro
  • 1 green bell pepper, chopped
  • salt to taste

Sofrito:

  • 1 small onion, chopped
  • 6 sweet peppers of different colors, chopped
  • 1 green bell pepper, chopped
  • 2 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 tablespoon cumin
  • 1 bunch of cilantro
  • 2 bay leafs
  • 1 package of achiote powder
  • 2 cups of olives, cut in half, and some of the juice
  • 1/2 cup cooking wine
  • 1 can of tomato sauce
  • 1/3 cup of olive oil

Directions:

Ropa Vieja:

  • Cut flank steak into cubes that are an inch and a half.
  • Add steak, onion, garlic cloves, cilantro, green bell pepper, cumin, and salt in a  pressure cooker.
  • Add enough water to just cover the steak and cook for 30 minutes.
  • Meanwhile, in a large saucepan over medium-low heat, add garlic, onions, peppers, green pepper, onion, cumin, cilantro, bay leaf, and tomato sauce.
  • Simmer the sauce over the gentle heat until it starts to reduce by about a quarter and has a thick, soupy consistency.
  • Making sure the pressure cooker no longer has any pressure, remove the beef from the pressure cooker and add it to the sofrito.
  • Add the olives and cooking wine and cook for a few more minutes until all the ingredients are well incorporated.
  • Using two forks, shred the beef int eh sofrito and mix well so everything is combined.
  • Serve hot with a side of white rice and black beans.

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