Dad Jokes Make Us Roll Our Eyes Most Of The Time, But These Will Also Make You Chuckle
Once a year, we get to honor the absolutely ludicrous, outrageously dumb dad jokes that only a Latino padre could concoct. This one goes out to all the dads on Día del Padre for all the truly heroic effort they’ve put into making us smile-grimace.
We love you como nadie.
We’ve figured out the secret to all your jokes, dad.
Y’all are just twisting words around and we love it. It isn’t situational humor or anything with a super long backstory. Hard punches that are so dumb you feel fooled.
You have to say some of these out loud.
The best jokes are the ones that are so dumb it takes us a couple of times to get it. But when we do… ????
Luckily, one Spanish word has 47 different meanings.
That’s why Latino dad jokes are the best dad jokes. The language is basically built for you guys to twist our arms.
Back in 2003, you really got into the “Soy” jokes.
Like, “What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself?” Yeah, yeah, we get it. Bilingual jokes are the best.
Just say it out loud… slowly.
We’re not sure when you all started learning how to meme, but it’s slowing us down. Thank you for that. ????
If your mom and dad could create a meme it would look like this:
Mama out here trying to prove her point and dad backing her up with the dad jokes. This is every Latino family dynamic, right?
This *terrible* joke that was said at every family gathering from 2001-2011.
It’s a vintage dad joke. It has a different shine on it now.
Still, so bad.
Thank you to the dad who provided a key to his dad joke.
Other dads, take note. If you were raised Catholic, you already had they key brainwashed into you during all twelve years of CCD classes.
Dad joke of the year:
Wait for it… wait for it… ????????????????????????????
This isn’t a joke. We know you’re all dead serious when the “tu sabes lo que dicen” comes out.
Sorry Jade, we might all consider the ends of those sentences a joke, but our dads ain’t playing. Hope this made a hard-working comedian of a dad laugh a little. We love you.
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