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This Family Threw A Quinceañera For Their Cat’s Fifteenth And Even Got Her A Dress For The Occasion

Cats are little bundles of love that make the world a happier, fluffier place —even if sometimes they scratch us to death and break everything that stands in their way, we still love them. This mom loves her cat so very much, that she threw a whole quinceañera party for her kitty, on the little one’s fifteenth birthday —dress and all.

This family stopped at nothing to give their precious kitty the celebration she deserved.

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If you’re a Latina, you probably spent a good part of your life dreaming up your perfect quinceañera. From the dress, to the music, to your entourage, to the cake. There are so many things to consider when throwing the most important party a girl can have; her official entry into womanhood. Well, the same thoughtful and careful planning went into this kitty’s quince.

Luna is the family’s pride and joy, they adopted her after finding her struggling on the side of a road.

This little one celebrated her fifteenth year with her family. They adopted her when she was only three weeks old after they found her on the side of the road looking for shelter and struggling to live. They named her Luna, and since that day, she’s been the family’s pride and joy. 

“Luna is an absolute sweetheart, loves curling up with people and loves laying on her back on the floor,” Angel Olavarria, Luna’s brother, told The Dodo. “We have spoiled her with abundant love and she has outlived all of our pets. On her 15th birthday we decided to give our little cheese ball a surprise quinceañera.” 

The family wanted to celebrate the fifteen years they’ve spent with Luna by their side by spoiling her with all the treats.

Fifteen years of prowling on this earth is definitely a huge milestone for a kitty, who by this point has a loving and very deep connection with her family and has chosen her allies and human slaves. So we’re not surprised that the family organized a well-deserved pachanga for their little pet: her very own quinceañera.

And no, we’re not exaggerating by saying that they threw the cat a whole quince party, it was a real Mexican-style fiesta celebrating Luna’s womanhood…or cathood if you will. For those of you who might be living under a rock and are not aware of what a quinceañera party is; well it’s only the most important party a Latina girl can get. Traditionally, when a girl turns fifteen it is believed that she has reached woomanhood and so her family throws a party to say goodbye to the little girl and introduce her to society as a woman.

Mom came up with the idea, and she even ordered a quinceañera dress for the birthday girl.

It was all Olavarria’s mom’s idea. She first came up with the idea on Luna’s fourteenth birthday, and began working on plans for the party a whole week in advance. There would be food, a cake, decorations, a guest list and of course a special dress (and matching crown) for the birthday girl. 

That day, like every other, Luna was the queen of the house, only this time it was evident —note the outfit. “My mom found the dress on Amazon,” Olavarria said. “I totally thought my mom was joking when she said she was going to order a dress for her, but my mom never jokes about our pets.”

Luna was set at the head of the table and enjoyed her own cake.

On the big day, Luna’s family put her in her fancy dress and sat her at the head of the table to celebrate the wonderful fifteen years they’ve spent together. The room was decked out with pink tablecloth, balloons and flower arrangements. The celebration even included a little cake with tiny dolls matching Luna’s outfit. There was a huge feast with special cat treats that she probably only ever gets on very special occasions. 

There was a guestlist, an assortment of treats, lots of decorations and a ‘tres leches’ cake.

There was a total of 12 guests, family members and friends were all in attendance, and the party went on for three hours. They all enjoyed the company with lots of food and a traditional ‘tres leches’ cake. It seems like the kitty really enjoyed her party. She licked her whiskers and ate everything that was set in front of her. Her humans didn’t let any detail slide. “She was such a good sport through the whole thing that we think she actually knew we were celebrating her,” Olavarria said “She loved it even more when we opened up a nice can of tuna for her.” 

All we can hope for is that someday someone will love us as much as this family loves their Luna.

As If The Surreal Movie Adaptation Of ‘Cats’ Wasn’t Trippy Enough, People Are Watching It High And Omg The Reactions

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As If The Surreal Movie Adaptation Of ‘Cats’ Wasn’t Trippy Enough, People Are Watching It High And Omg The Reactions

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From what reviewers and audiences have been saying about Cats, the surreal nature of the movie probably doesn’t need to be enhanced by adding psychedelic drugs. However, that didn’t stop adventurous moviegoers from sampling their drug of choice before sitting through the weird musical —to make the experience even weirder.

For most people, “Cats” is unnerving enough sober.

It tells the story of a group of singing, dancing alley cats who compete for the chance to go to the Heaviside Layer, a metaphor for death and rebirth into the next of their nine lives. Critics have described the movie adaptation as a feverish drug dream, a bad trip. It is expected to lose as much as $100 million, according to Variety. The budget, mind you, was more than $95 million, all going to a rushed production that found the film’s visuals still being cooked even after the movie opened wide over the Christmas holiday.

People are watching the movie on drugs—and their experiences are nothing short of wild.

According to a sweeping new story by The Washington Post, a fraction of that box-office take is coming from audience members who are seeing the movie on drugs, and the results are evidently transcendent. WaPo rounded up some of the best reactions from viewers that saw the movie on mind-altering substances as shrooms, LSD, edibles, and more.

The paper offered a list of compelling, if not encouraging, responses:

“The most terrifying experience of my life. I swear to God my soul escaped me.”

I mean this is a bit dramatic…right?

“Vomited four times but ultimately understood the film on a deep level.”

Now this is definitely a reaction that I think only a high person could have. If you’ve seen the movie, you know it’s true.

“Had a panic attack in the middle of it …”

I feel like this could happen whether you were high or not…

Raina, 25, from South Carolina, said she couldn’t handle the mismatched proportions of the furry animals.

She lasted 10 minutes, “and then I went to the AMC bathroom and threw up”.

Annaliese Nielsen, terrified by the furry face of James Corden, called the film “a special kind of evil”.

That last scene especially, is freaking people out.

Here Judi Dench’s Deuteronomy breaks the fourth wall to address the viewer, and freaks people out. “When Judi Dench turned and looked me directly in the eyes to let me know that a cat is not a dog, I was terrified.”

The movie may be hard to follow if you’re looking for a plot.

Because there is no plot. Basically all the cats —as portrayed by the likes of Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Hudson, Dench, Idris Elba, Ian McKellen, and Taylor Swift— are auditioning for eternal life in the Heaviside Layer, a heaven-like place of rebirth for cats in the upper atmosphere.

“Where their fur ends and their human hands start, it would move in a weird unnatural way,” one audience member told The Washington Post.

“I felt like I was losing my mind…I was just concentrating on taking deep breaths.”

Of course, your choice of whether to enhance the experience of Cats is yours —and your state’s— own, but from what we’ve seen, the movie is likely weird enough to simulate a drug trip without needing to consume them at all.

The Rosca De Reyes Is A Mexican Classic But Do You Know The Story Behind It?

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The Rosca De Reyes Is A Mexican Classic But Do You Know The Story Behind It?

Christmas and end of year celebrations vary across the world. But Latinos, Mexicans in particular, get a little extra time for the holiday season, which extends into the first week of January due to a celebration that involves some of the best things in life: pastry, chocolate and family. 

So, if you come from a Mexican family you know the holiday season does not end on New Year’s Eve, but on January 6.

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Yes, known as Dia de Reyes or Wise Men’s Day, this holiday celebrates the presents that according to scripture Baby Jesus received gifts from three travelers that were guided by the Star of Bethlehem. This translates into yet more presents for Latino kids and a family celebration that involves eating a very important pastry. 

Introducing La Rosca de Reyes!

It is basically a brioche style huge oval shaped string of deliciousness. It is filled with candied fruits, which also decorate the top. Most importantly, though, it contains at least one but often multiple figurines of a baby representing a newly born Jesus. The family goes around the table taking turns and cutting into the rosca. Expectations mount as each guest reveals whether or not they got the muñeco. Some people love to find it while others really hate it.

It is usually passed down with a very Mexican hot chocolatito.

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The Rosca de Reyes celebration usually involves making a delicious Mexican hot chocolate, a traditional beverage that highlights the indigenous origin of chocolate, an ingredient that has become perhaps the most popular flavor in the world. Like really, what would the world be without chocolate? So get your Abuelita tablets ready and get ready to froth some milk. 

With el muñeco comes a great responsibility… 

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Whoever gets el muñeco (how the Jesus figurine is commonly called) has to buy tamales for the whole family come the day of the Virgin of Candelaria, which is celebrated on February 2nd. Some people even keep the baby figurine in their mouth to escape from the responsibility and expense of getting some hot tamales for a crowd. During February 2 Mexico becomes tamale central and you are able to find them even in supermarkets. In the US we are sure that you can buy them in specialty shops or, if you are lucky enough, perhaps there is a tamale cart in your neighborhood. 

The Rosca de Reyes has its origin in colonial times, as a Medieval Catholic tradition was passed on to what was then New Spain.

There are numerous theories about the symbolism of the Rosca de Reyes. Some think that the oval shape resembles a king’s crown, while others argue that it represents the infinite love towards God. The tradition finds its origin in medieval France, where a pagan tradition dictated that during the festivals a king was to be chosen through a process in which a broad bean was hidden in a sweet pastry and whoever found it would be named the pretend king. The tradition is still being followed in France, where an almond based pastry called Gallete du Rois or King’s Cake is baked and decorated with a crown. 

But why do people hide a figurine?

Baby Jesus figurines were not traditionally made of plastic, of course, but of ceramic. The pagan tradition of choosing a festival king through a hidden broad bean was transformed into hiding a baby Jesus, representing how Mary and Joseph hid their son when King Herod wanted to find the baby that according to the prophecies would become king. This is an example of religious syncretism that resulted in a fun tradition enjoyed by millions every year. Are you interested in starting having a Dia de Reyes in case you don’t already?

Some people are really obsessed with having the biggest Rosca de Reyes ever and the world record is 2 kilometers of crusty and sweet heaven.

The world record for the longest Rosca de Reyes was achieved on January 6 2019, when the Vizcaya University was home to a two kilometer loaf. As Mexico Daily News reports, the ingredient list was something that needed to be seen to be believed: “More than two tonnes of flour, 10,000 eggs, 350 kilograms of margarine, 16 liters of vanilla, 18 liters of orange blossom water, 25 kilos of baker’s yeast, 150 kilos of lard and 700 kilos of sugar went into the very long loaf”. And it was so long that 7,000 baby figurines were hidden under layers of fluffy brioche.