This Woman Didn’t Realize The Earthquakes Were Happening Until She Livestreamed And It Was Hilarious
How will you behave on the day your big end comes? Will your life flash before your eyes? Will you lay down and be ready and calm as a cucumber when it comes time to meet your maker? These are the questions that keep me awake at night about the people I know and they are the same ones that I got to see answered recently during the earthquakes in Los Angeles. You know, the ones that rocked the earth around Ridgecrest California last weekend with a 7.1 magnitude and the rest of us literally shook.
Many of my nearest and dearest had a hard time dealing with the earthquakes in Los Angeles, which weren’t as nearly impactful as the ones at ground zero. Seriously, I’ve felt more shaken while on a Subway.
Instagram influencer Amber Wagner also experienced the earthquakes and she’s also answering my questions about how she’ll behave when she bites the big one.
When her time comes, Wagner’s reaction proves that she will make Hot Cheetos priority numero uno.
During the earthquake last weekend, Wagner found herself in her car when it suddenly started shaking. At the time she was eating Hot Cheetos and live streaming on Instagram. “It’s an earthquake,” she says suddenly when she realizes that her car is visibly shaking. “It’s an earthquake. It’s a mother fuckin earthquake. Bitch y’all feel that?” She asks to no one in the car.
FYI: Wagner has yet to put or throw or Cheetos down. Priorities.
“The mutherfuckin’ windows are shaking on the barbershop and shit. Bitch it’s a big ass earthquake right now. Oh my god,” THEN she puts down the Cheetos before asking. “Oh shit Jesus, is this it?”
Of course, we were all SUPER worried for Amber and her experience…
But also. Slightly amused?
Amber asking NO ONE in the car if they “feel that??” is the best part of the video.
Oh, wait, no. I forgot. This is.
Literally cannot stop, will not stop laughing at this question.
And honestly, mostly it’s just because its a reaction that was just better said than my own.
Which was essentially me crying and calling my mom while I tore ass to get outside. Which apparently you aren’t even supposed to do??
But above all, the greatest thing about this video is Amber’s devotion to that Hot Cheetos bag.
I salute you, Amber. Live long and prosper. And I hope you live streamed or videod your reaction to today’s earthquake because I will be looking out for it.
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