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This Mom Does The Voiceover For Her Daughter’s Makeup Tutorial And It’s Funny AF

Most YouTube makeup tutorials have a common style and format: visually pleasing step by step instructions, light tunes in the background and you hear the same commentary over and over about blending the highly pigmented colors you have on your face. BUT, what if you added one more little feature – your mom. Yes, your mom.

Makeup artist Lessly Toscano, decided to let her mom do the voiceover in her makeup tutorial video and we have one word to describe the results: hi-la-rious.

This mom’s hilarious, yet savage remarks begin right away as she does the introduction for her daughter’s makeup tutorial:

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“Aquí vamos a empezar con un nuevo show de payasos…”

And the best part about these comments, is that she has zero filter. ?

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LOL…this is actually true though.

She says everything with a LOT of emphasis. Say it with her: se-PO-rrrah.

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Now every time I go shop at Sephora, I’m going to think of this.

And the connections she makes between the makeup and cooking ingredients is freakin’ hilarious.

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It kind of is like flour when you think about it. And the more foundation and powder she puts on, the more she references flour.

And of course, like any Latina mom, she uses this makeup tutorial as a chance to remind her daughter about her house chores.

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“Buena para mover la brocha, si así fuera para mover la escoba.”

This sounds like something my mom would say.

And as the makeup tutorial progresses, the jokes she makes about her daughter’s makeup only get better and better.

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This is the second time her mom says that she should host a clown show. ?

Her jokes are so good in fact, that she makes herself laugh out loud uncontrollably.

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MONE-DOOSHHH.

She gets reeeeally creative about the shade she throws.

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“Vamos a poner los eye-chadows color rosada. Y bien rosada ha de tener la cola esta niña.”

This joke is funnier in Spanish, as the word “rosada” has a double meaning: pink and rash.

And even though some of the jokes she makes are totally random, they are still funny AF.

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This mom really has some clever jokes up her sleeve.

From beginning to end, this mom just can’t stop joking around about her daughter’s makeup.

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She should really consider doing some standup comedy.

But despite all of the shade, this is just how Lessly and her mom get along:  they love to tease each other and joke around.

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Lessly knows her mom supports her no matter what. ?

For the full video, check out the YouTube clip below!

You’ll definitely find some more funny content of Lessly and her mom.


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Julio Torres Gives Us An Update On What He And His Shapes Have Been Up To In Quarantine

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Julio Torres Gives Us An Update On What He And His Shapes Have Been Up To In Quarantine

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Julio Torres is one of our favorite comedians. We first learned about him when he started to share his unique comedy on “The Late Show starring Jimmy Fallon.” Torres’s delivery is what gives him comedy that extra punch.

“I am Julio and this is what my shapes and I have been doing during the quarantine.”

Like all of us regular people, Julio Torres has been in quarantine to combat COVID-19. His quarantine included him being stuck with people he thought he knew well. Fortunately, Torres gave a little video to Paper Magazine to let us all know how he is doing in quarantine and what he and his shapes have been up to since the quarantine started.

The one shape that has been doing the most is Krisha.

Yes. That Krisha. According to Torres, she has really gone wild since she was forced into a quarantine. Not in a good or bad way. She is just really doing the most and it is all catching up with her. But don’t worry. Krisha is still filled with confidence. She has an OnlyFans page and is supposed to be donating the proceeds to charity. However, we are still in the dark about the charity.

“Krisha, you know, Krisha, true to her Scorpio nature, has been… I mean, I don’t want to generalize on all Scorpios, but she’s been waking up at around 2 p.m. and then being awake for a little bit,” Torres says. “Then taking a nap. Then waking up again and then taking another nap from 10 p.m. to 4 a.m. Then waking up again and going to bed for good at 5 in the morning. She hasn’t been removing her blue contacts lenses the whole time, which is causing her this infection I think. At first we thought that it was something serious but it was just an eye infection caused by her not moving her blue contact lenses which I didn’t even know that she wore till I was quarantined with her.”

To be fair, we all assumed a lot about Krisha when we saw her in the HBO special.

As for her love life, well, let’s just say that Krisha is not where she wants to be. Who would have expected that being in quarantine would be so detrimental to your love life? Seems Krisha might be the only person who didn’t realize that she would be lonelier than normal at this time.

“She has been DM’ing up a storm just like flirting all day, which is great, but then when they don’t respond quickly enough,” Torres says. “I can tell when her suitors are not responding quick enough because she’ll just like throw her phone. Then she’ll look at me and goes, ‘What?!’ So, that’s what Krisha’s been up to.”

READ: Here’s How Julio Torres Convinced Lin-Manuel Miranda To Play A Little Cactus On An HBO Special

How Selena Gomez’s Decision To Let Her Natural Curls Loose During Quarantine Is The Ultimate Form Of Self-Care

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How Selena Gomez’s Decision To Let Her Natural Curls Loose During Quarantine Is The Ultimate Form Of Self-Care

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Even while in quarantine, singer, actress, and soon-to-be makeup mogul Selena Gomez is managing to promote her new cosmetics brand, Rare Beauty. Before quarantine, Gomez would have followed the go-to-recipe for media promotion of her beauty products while in public: flaunting them on red carpets and rocking them on the street for paparazzi to capture and post on celebrity blogs.

Today, the producer/ businesswoman is promoting her new brand by proving the comfort it brings to her in her own home. Which makes for some pretty smart marketing if you ask me.

In a recent post to her Instagram page, Gomez shared a series of selfies wearing her natural curls and makeup from Rare Beauty.

“I had an urge to put my make up on,” Gomez wrote in the post’s caption. “My papa noticed then proceeded to ask “why do you look like that?” He whistled as he walked away. So there’s that. Wearing all @rarebeauty.”

In the picture, Gomez appears to be wearing a creamy nude lip product, winged liner, foundation, and concealer (which we know are meant to come in quite a few shades).

Gomez’s beauty launch might be impacted by the current pandemic but the singer is clearly unruffled.

The global pandemic has led many brands to put a pause on production to comply with necessary health measures.

Still, much to our delight, Rare Beauty seems to be trucking along with their plans for a summer on rarebeauty.com and Sephora. This gesture is something that we are particularly grateful for considering the fact that makeup has proven time and again to give us a sense of empowerment and confidence that we can all need in this time filled with so much doubt. From the looks of it, Gomez is using her own Rare Beauty products to help with her own self-care and we really can’t wait to do the same!