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Here’s What My Mexican Mom Did When She Found A Bag Of Weed In Her House

Latina moms are no-bullshit kind of women. They don’t beat around the bush. They give it to you straight and will drag you… and troll drug dealers. Wait, wait, wait, let me explain…

Meet my mom. She raised myself and and my four younger siblings. And like most Latina moms, she’s 100% against weed.


She doesn’t care that it has recreational benefits or can be used for good. She’s watched enough “Rosa de Guadalupe” to know that’s just one step away from becoming a weed addicted, kidnapping evil murderer. To her, drugs are drugs.

One day, my mom was doing mom things like gardening and cleaning the front yard. She noticed a little plastic bag hidden in her macetas.

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After taking a closer look, she realized it wasn’t just any bag, but a bag full of weed. She figured it was probably stashed there so the buyer could come by and pick up his merch.

My mom thought: Not here, no bajo de mi techo.

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Instead of going all ‘Rosa de Guadalupe,’ like all Latina moms, she took the liberty to school these kids.

She grabbed the bag and flushed its contents down the toilet.

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But she wasn’t done yet. ? She thought about how sad the poor buyer would be to come by and find his weed was gone. Y se le remordió la conciencia.

So she returned the bag and filled it with something else… Dry oregano.

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Moral of the story: Don’t mess with Mexican moms and their plantas.

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Unless you’re looking into trafficking spices.

READ: Here Are The 11 Stages People Who Can’t Handle Weed Go Through When They Get High

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We Have No Idea If These 7 Superstitions Are Real Or Not But We Won't Risk It

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We Have No Idea If These 7 Superstitions Are Real Or Not But We Won’t Risk It

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A lot of the superstitions we learned growing up revolved around attracting luck and starting the year off right. The luck always seemed coincidental and elders would take credit: “Viste? You got good luck, nene.”

But when bad things happened anyway, welp! It was your own fault. It must be that your underwear wasn’t red or maybe your purse touched the floor once?

These are the 7 superstitions we’re still not sure are real or not.

1. Wearing red underwear on New Years Eve meant you were going to have a lucky year.

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“Groovy baby, yeah!”

2. Throwing out last years brooms was a way to get rid of the evil in the house.

Grandma: Did you throw it yet?

Me: I’m on the roof doing it now!

3. Mops were thrown out, too, lest they mutate from the evil you’ve collected and run away.

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“Bad, luck! Go outside!”

4. Whistling in the house? That’s a sure fire way to get a dose of bad luck.

When mami says “stop whistling in the house,” you freaking stop.

5. Never put your bag down: “purse on the floor, money out the door.”

Who let the cat out the bag? Amirite?

6. An itchy palm meant you’d be coming into money soon.

Itchy palm, not neck, Tyrone.

7. Getting your feet swept, meant you’d never get married.

“No grandma! Not my feet!”


READ: Here Are Some Of The Most Random Superstitions That Pregnant Women Actually Follow


Do you know any superstitions we didn’t mention? Share them in the comments below!

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