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These Memes Are All Of Us Struggling With Our Panzas Right Now

Tamales with a side of pan dulce is probably what we all had for breakfast every day during the past holiday season and I’m sure that some haven’t stopped ever since… or am I the only one?? ???? Either way, feeling a little extra thick is nothing to be worried about, especially if that means not skipping Taco Tuesday. So, to celebrate our panza and make us all feel a little less guilty about how much we LOOOVE food, here are 20 painfully funny memes that are relatable AF.

1. That feeling you get when summer is just around the corner and it’s time to face that post-holiday plump body you’re rocking.

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Remember that if you don’t succeed there’s always next year…and the year after that..and the year after that.

2. So you start picturing yourself arriving at the beach.

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But it isn’t your fault! You can definitely blame your abuelita for always cooking your favorites when you visit.

3. But then you remember your love for food is sooo big that you have even considered marrying it.

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And I pronounce you Trompo & Wife… ????

4. Not to mention that your BFF is a terrible influence.

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Looking right at you, Yolanda.

5. And then for a minute, you come to the realization that you are perfect just the way you are…

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Finally, you have reached self-acceptance!!!

6. Until your family notices the extra weight…

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But it is not funny, especially since they are sporting more extra pounds than you ever have. #OpenlyBitter

7. Pressuring you to start eating right again… without any luck!

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She didn’t exactly specify which kind of fruit…

8. And when you finally do, you feel a piece of your soul literally dying.

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Like, how am I supposed to survive off of this??

9. So you start contemplating a different type of diet… one of those trendy ones.

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But then you remember the whole empty calories thing and who even has time for a hangover anymore?

10. But after a few days, the result is always the same…

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So then you start wondering how is it possible for people to diet without starving to death…

11. Then you begin to give up… until someone reminds you of those extra pounds.

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Even when you didn’t ask

12. Making you wonder what’s more important, to eat right.

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13. Or to eat whatever you want…

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14. Because life’s too short not to eat what you love.

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Priorities.

15. And some things are REALLY hard to let go…

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Anything but that please. I beg of you!

16. Remember that if you don’t succeed… there’s always next year!

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Persistence is the key to success, but discipline is how you fight that panza.

17. So don’t worry. Nothing happens overnight, you can start your road to recovery slowly.

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Even a small amount of salad counts, right?

18. And until your food intake is back in the balance, love yourself because there is now more to love.

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Words. ???????? To. ???????? Live. ???????? By. ????????

19. Plus, we all know that if they can’t love you now they don’t deserve you at your best.

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Bae goals. ????

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#TRUTH


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Viral Video Of Overworked Texas Dominos Workers Burdened By Snow Storm Goes Viral

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Viral Video Of Overworked Texas Dominos Workers Burdened By Snow Storm Goes Viral

Texas’s current power crisis from a devastating storm has disrupted power generation and frozen natural gas pipelines. The is historic storm has driven electric demand higher than the state has ever seen, but it’s not just electric energy being overextended as a result. It’s physical and mental human energy as well.

Recently, an image of two exhausted Domino’s Pizza workers went viral for showing the extreme exhaustion workers are experiencing.

In a post shared to News4sanantonio.com’s Chime In page a user by the name of July DeLuna explained “This Dominos in San Antonio. Working during this crisis. They had a weekend worth of food and it was gone within 4 hours. This team helped those that needed help. These are the essential workers that need recognition. They were the only pizza place open. Every pizza place was closed but dominos stayed open to help those in need.”

Little else is known about the exhausted workers in the viral image but it did rack up over 8K comments within hours of being posted.

“Dominoes better pay them for the shifts they’ll miss while they don’t have any ingredients. With this practical free advertising it’s the least they could do. Otherwise these kind people worked themselves out of already bad hourly pay,” one user commented.

“,As someone who works in the food service industry, the thought of selling out of all product in only four hours and how much work goes in to preparing that much food is unfathomable levels of nightmare fuel,” another noted.

In another response to the image, a Reddit user wrote “I cannot express to you how upsetting it is to be the only food source open during hard times, to still be open and show up to do your job with higher than normal levels of orders, and still get yelled at by management for not having orders out within a window of time.”

Images of overworked and stressed is nothing new of course.

Fast-food workers are often burdened by their field’s daily challenges. In 2020, food industry workers are being forced to endure customer abuse at even higher rates. Last year a TikTok video of a Subway restaurant falling asleep while in the middle of making a sandwich went viral.

“This is actually really sad. I can’t imagine how underslept she is. Not to mention the wage people get paid at Subway… She deserves better,” one TikTok user by the name of Monique Emilia commented at the time. The skincare influencer Hyram also commented writing “Poor thing… Can’t imagine how underslept she is, we’re too hard on service workers.”

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Selena Gomez’s Fans Are Disappointed by Her Premio Lo Nuestro Debut

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Selena Gomez’s Fans Are Disappointed by Her Premio Lo Nuestro Debut

For Selena Gomez’s fans that were waiting for her to make her Premio Lo Nuestro debut, the final product was not what many of them expected. In what was a much-hyped moment of the awards show last night, the pop star appeared in a music video instead of delivering a performance.

Premio Lo Nuestro knew it had the viewership of Gomez’s fans.

Gomez’s performance, or “presentation,” was the most heavily-promoted ahead of the awards show that celebrates the best in Latin music. She was thought to be making her debut at Premio Lo Nuestro as a Latin music artist.

Premio Lo Nuestro knew that Gomez’s fans, the Selenators, were tuned in, so they saved her for the second last performance of the three-hour award show. Her special presentation was introduced by Latin boyband CNCO.

Her fans waited nearly three-hours… for a music video.

Instead of seeing Gomez hit the stage at the award show or appear in the pre-recorded virtual performance, her fans were treated to alternative shots of her “Baila Conmigo” music video. Even though featured artist Rauw Alejandro was there in-person, his part of the song was also footage from the music video.

After a night of impressive performances from artists like Daddy Yankee, Gloria Trevi, Ivy Queen, and Marc Anthony, seeing Gomez’s alternative music video of “Baila Conmigo” instead of a performance was a low point. This is not to say that the video was bad, but her fans were hoping for more from what was advertised as her Premio Lo Nuestro debut. A pre-recorded performance from home or the dance studio would’ve been better than this.

Gomez’s debut Latin EP Revelación will be released on March 13. She has so far previewed the hotly-anticipated EP with the singles “De Una Vez” and “Baila Conmigo.”

Read: Selena Gomez drops ‘Baila Conmigo’ Video with Rauw Alejandro, Reveals Latin EP Release Date

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