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These 9 Posts Prove That National Burrito Day Is The Best Holiday Of The Year

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We all know these National ______ Days come around from time to time, but none seem to have as many social-media-worthy moments as #NationalBurritoDay. I mean, do you even remember what life was like before the burrito emoji? ?

National Burrito Day is the perfect day to go out and enjoy yourself some wrapped up deliciousness.

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This is literally how I eat a burrito after dreaming about one all day.

1. The burrito itself is no laughing matter, it’s a delicious meal on the go that has gained major popularity the world over.

On #NationalBurritoDay don't waste time with a knuckle sandwich. Knuckle burritos will knock their teeth out!

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Even Mario Lopez was spreading the burrito love, today.

2. There were some great burrito sales today.

“Buy 2 Purrito’s and get the 3rd free!”

3. Puppies were trying to get in on the burrito movement, too.

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My dog was looking real delicious right here, fam.

4. Even exotic animals got in on it, like this baby sloth-rito.

I’d like more beans with this burrito, it looks kind of dry. And a little sleepy.

5. People went all the way in on their burrito memes.

I wonder where on the map of Westeros is the nearest burrito spot. ?

6. The love between a person and their burrito can sometimes feel titanic.

I’ll never let go.

7. You won’t even have to wait nine months to get yours.

Unless the lines are long, you know how it gets in the ‘hood.

8. The burrito has had some amazing moments in film and TV. Today is the perfect day to celebrate that.

Don’t you ever throw a burrito out the window.

9. You should never feel ashamed to confess your burrito love.

What do you want? What. Do. You. Want? WHAT DO YOU WANT? A burrito. Clearly.


READ: This Burrito Truck Will Bring You To Tears


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Here Are The Inevitable Ups And Downs Of Dieting When You Just Love Food

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Here Are The Inevitable Ups And Downs Of Dieting When You Just Love Food

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Nothing is worse than having to force yourself not to eat your favorite foods when you are trying to salvage your waistline. But our culture is so deeply rooted to food that giving up food literally breaks your heart. Here are the stages of trying to give up ropa vieja for bland, basic chicken.

You start by trying to convince yourself that eating fruit will make you feel all clean and sh*t.

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Yes. Go on and tell yourself you’re going to feel *this* good eating fruit.

But all you really want to do is cover your fruit with Tajín or any other high-sodium, flavor-packing super food.

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Technically this does count as your serving of fruit, doesn’t it?

Like chile. Not being able to add your favorite chile to literally everything is killing you.

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You can’t even call it food if it doesn’t have chile.

It isn’t long until you start bargaining with yourself that one little dessert won’t make a difference.

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One cheat meal is supposed to help you stay focused.

But that one cookie starts a chain reaction and you realize you’ve fallen far off the health wagon.

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Me: “Why do I always do this to myself?!”

You start experimenting with food to fill your stomach any way possible.

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If you keep repeating to yourself that a banana will taste the same as a tostón, maybe it’ll actually happen.

But nothing causes you to lose it more than when you swap a sugary option for water.

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Technically, the ice is water and water is good for you so why can’t Slurpees be part of your diet. ?

You start seeing the good in things like guava is good for you, right?

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It comes from a fruit after all.

But you lose it at your little prima’s birthday party because you realize you can’t go to a family gathering and avoid food.

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*writes several apology letters*

You reminisce about the times you would eat until your stomach was full and your heart was happy.

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? If I could turn back time/If I could find a way… ?

So you say, “screw it, diets are for quitters” and you remember who you’ve always been.

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A flawless, badass Latinx with a healthy appetite.


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READ: And This Is Why Dieting Is Physically And Mentally Impossible For Us

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