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Here’s What We Imagine Marc Anthony And A-Rod Said To Each Other At J.Lo’s Rehearsal

Over the weekend, Jennifer Lopez was performing in the Dominican Republic for the first time. During her performance, she ended up on stage with her ex-husband, the still very smooth, and the newly be-neck-tattooed, Marc Anthony. Meanwhile, her new, genetically enhanced beau and former Yankee, Alex Rodriguez, lurked on in the cut like a creeper.

Over the weekend Jennifer Lopez performed in the Dominican Republic, while her new boyfriend Alex Rodriguez watched her them Marc Anthony, like a hawk.

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A-Rod can be seen stalking his prey in an inconspicuous teal posturing-polo.


During a set break, A-Rod was seen speaking with Marc, who by then probably reeked of “X-Wife” by J.Lo (available at Gualmar™ ).

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We’ve all been there: your girlfriend is performing her hit platinum duet with her ex-husband, who she has twin babies with. Nothing to worry about there, right?


We pondered all the possible ways this conversation could’ve played out and have listed only the most probable ones.


1. Don’t offend someone in their own home.

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No defense here, if you go to a Yankee game, you wear a Yankee hat. Period.


2. Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it.

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God bless us. Every one.


3. You know J.Lo sets all the rules.

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Awkward.


4. Don’t Drake and drive.

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“You used to call me on my cell phone.” – Drizzy


5. J.Lo will upgrade you.

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Remember Ben Affleck? J.Lo had him looking like a GQ model. Now, he’s gone back to being kinda sloppy.


6. A-Rod is a professional ball-buster.

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Low ball.


7. Being a new stepdad can be strange.

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Hey, at least they’ll have someone to toss a ball with.


8. Co-parenting can be tough, but having open communication is key.

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9. With J.Lo in common, it’s important to celebrate differences.

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Plantains are dope, no matter how you slice’em.


All in all, everyone seemed super chill about the three of them spending the weekend together.

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Dique, for real.

 

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