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Salma Hayek Once Dove So Deep She Had To Spend 8 Hours In A Decompression Chamber With A Fart Monster

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“I really feared for my life … my eyes were watering!”

As a recent guest on “The Late Late Show with James Corden” to promote her movie “Beatriz At Dinner,” Salma Hayek revealed that she’s been scuba diving for decades. When asked about being a diver, Hayek said she’s been doing it since she was 10 years old (about four decades). “I was diving before you were born,” said Hayek to Corden. The 50-year-old then told a pretty wild story about her love for deep sea diving.

Now, deep sea diving doesn’t seem like the most exciting thing in the world, but Hayek is a great storyteller with sharp comic timing, so she had Corden and the audience on laughing throughout. Hayek explained that when you go deep, you need to “wear a computer” that alerts you when you’re going too deep. Without the alert, your blood can develop bubbles that, you know, will kill her. I mean, no big deal, right?

Apparently, one time Hayek was feeling ill after a deep dive and was taken away in an ambulance to receive medical care. Not only was she faced with combatting her claustrophobia when she had to be placed in a decompression chamber, she also had to deal with a man whose job is to slap people awake before they fall asleep. The story only gets more interesting and hilarious from there. Check out the video to find out how.


READ: Salma Hayek Isn’t Shy About Interrupting Trevor Noah In This Interview To Defend The Role Of Her Immigrant Character


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Twitter Ripped Senator Marco Rubio After He Hugged Ivanka Trump And It Was Hilarious

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Twitter Ripped Senator Marco Rubio After He Hugged Ivanka Trump And It Was Hilarious

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Florida Senator Marco Rubio was recently photographed greeting Ivanka Trump at The Capitol on her way to meeting with lawmakers to discuss child tax credits. Their hug was particularly awkward. The Trumps have been known to hold grudges, and after Rubio went for the small hand jokes during the Republican campaign, it’s no surprise this hug looked like your parents forcing you and your sister to hug after a fight.

Senator Rubio and Ivanka Trump exchanged this cold-looking embrace on Capitol Hill.

It didn’t seem like Secret Service cared for the hug either…

Rubio’s been concerned about the healthcare bill being worked on behind closed doors.

Credit: @FaceTheNation / Twitter

Perhaps talking to Ivanka was a chance to get some answers.

But, immediately, the Internet knew what to do.

Some found identically awkward moments from TV.

Others pointed out that maybe everyone’s getting a little too “Hollywood” with their hugs these days…

Rubio must have built up a sweat while waiting in the heat so long for this robotic hug…

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And someone should clearly get him a beverage for it.

Rubio reminded @tsgibson of the “Twilight Zone” episode where everyone’s really just a mannequin.

Via: @tsgibson / Twitter

It’s okay, maybe next time they’ll let you in on the health care bill secrets, Rubio.

But… probably not before anyone can do anything about it.


READ: After Refusing To Attend Town Hall Meetings, Marco Rubio Got Evicted From His Offices


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