Quiz: Tell Us How Many Of These Phrases You’ve Heard Your Mom Say During The Weekends, And We’ll Tell You How Much Of A Party Animal You Are

If you’re the type of person who likes to go out and party during the weekends, you know how terrifying it is to get home super late and find your mom waiting for you at the doorstep.

Select the phrases your mom has said to you after staying out late, and we’ll tell you how much of a party animal you really are.

Maybe you should even have your mom take this quiz too. Pretty sure she’ll remember the phrases. ?

I Accidentally Risked My Girlfriend's Life With A Bag Of Flamin Hot Cheetos


I Accidentally Risked My Girlfriend’s Life With A Bag Of Flamin Hot Cheetos

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My girlfriend ate only Hot Cheetos for an entire day. All three meals. These were the consequences. Dun dun dun!

The whole thing started with a tweet:

To which I replied: “How would you know, you’ve never had them.”

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This back and forth went on for months – her saying they’re overrated, me loving them openly – but all that changed…

One day while working from home under some tight deadlines, the only thing she could find to eat was my unopened large bag of Hot Cheetos.

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Yep, she went for it.

She opened the bag and tried them. From there, she ate nothing but Hot Cheetos for all three meals.

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Breakfast, lunch and dinner.

As you can imagine, she endured red tinged fingers that she couldn’t get clean no matter what she did.

She wanted to give me a shoulder rub… “Um, let me think about that, baby, okay? ?”

She felt like she had BECOME a Hot Cheeto (not sure what this means, but I think Katy does).

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IDFWU *drops mic*

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Is this what she meant? She became an orange doody?

She saw this in the toilet for days – she thought she was actually dying.

Her poop had turned pink. I told her to call a doctor, but she actually didn’t mind the colors.

Now she gets sick just thinking about them.

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I feel the same when I think about how she didn’t leave me any.

But, she’s a trooper and is still interested in trying Flaming Hot Funions.

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Who am I to stop her? I’ll just write about it again.

READ: 7 Reasons You Need Hot Cheetos To Live Your Best Life (And Death)

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