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Valentine’s Day Is Right Around The Corner And Julio Torres Has Some Ideas On What You Should Be Buying

Comedian Julio Torres has skills for picking out Christmas presents and coming up with the best Halloween costumes. So it should come at no surprise that Julio has also mastered the art of Valentine’s Day.  The “Saturday Night Live” writer appeared on “The Tonight Show” to inform Jimmy Fallon, and all of us, how to pick out the perfect perfume for that special someone on the most important and stress-inducing day of the year: Valentine’s Day.

Instead of giving chocolates or flowers on Valentine’s Day, Julio says perfumes are the best way to go. Here are some of the perfumes Torres recommends for that special somebody on the special day.

“The Silent Scream”

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For a lover that loves to sigh and never tells you what’s wrong no matter how many times you ask. All you can do is wait for the outburst.

“Should I … Okay”

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This perfume is only intended for people who want to help but don’t. You know, like when you see someone drop something and act like you are going to do something but stay where you are.

“Brofume”

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The busted GatorAde bottle is a nice touch that really let’s you know who this is intended for.

“But Who Is SHE”

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“It’s inspired by your uncle’s new wife.” Nuff said.

“ALL CAPS”

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This perfume is made for moms on Facebook and we love them so much for their enthusiasm. Might as well get them something to thank them on Valentine’s Day.

“FLOTUS Whisper”

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It’s kind of like Gretchen Wieners’ hair but it is only full of Melania Trump’s secrets. Things like, her longing to be rescued and that kind of stuff.

Here’s the hilarious skit.

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Her Son Caught Her Painting The Soles Of Her Heels And Couldn't Stop Clowning Her

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Her Son Caught Her Painting The Soles Of Her Heels And Couldn’t Stop Clowning Her

Moms always want the best for their kids. They want to give them a life they never had themselves. Even when kids ask for name brand clothing and shoes, parents go above and beyond to provide them the very best, even if the products are not 100 percent legit. But moms also want to be in fashion, just as much as their kids do — sometimes even more.

Take for example this mom who had to have a pair of Louboutin red bottom stilettos.

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Her son caught her spray painting her high heels red. This woman — who appears anonymously in a viral video — has no shame for what she is doing.

Her son tries to call her out and warn her that everyone is going to be able to tell that the shoes aren’t real. However, he really just spends most of his time laughing at her. She lets him know that she really doesn’t care.

“Do you really think those women who are shopping in the Downtown LA district are wearing real brands,” she asked her son. “Those women that wear Louis Vuitton and Gucci, you actually think that is real? I can do it too.”

We don’t blame her either.

Who’s Mum’s is this?!😂😂😂

Posted by Frank Cortez on Thursday, January 25, 2018

Do you know how much Louboutin red bottoms cost? At least a grand!

Who has that kind of money to spare on shoes? Certainly not the majority of people.

And besides, most can’t even tell what’s real and what’s fake anymore — at least when it comes to spotting the real Louboutins.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FvIY-iTkxs

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