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Here’s What Your Halloween Girls Night Out Looks Like When ‘One Drink’ Turns Into 9

You might be the type of person who likes to stay in on Halloween or have a mellow night. But if you have friends who like to go out to bars and clubs to celebrate Halloween, your night could end up a little something like this…

The night begins with you and your friends spending 2 to 3 hours getting ready.

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Costumes and makeup on fleek. ✨

Once you’re finally ready, it’s photoshoot time until your Lyft arrives.

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It usually only takes about 15 tries for you to get your perfect Instagram picture.

You tell yourself you’re only going to have one drink…

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Because you learned your lesson last time and you don’t want to repeat the same mistake.

…but then you find out the bar has a Halloween special.

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2-4-1 drinks? TAKE MY MONEY.

And suddenly that “one drink for the night” turns into four… or seven (who’s counting).

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Shots! Shots! Shots!

And that friend who didn’t want to party ends up getting lost (and found again) on the dance floor with a whole new set of characters.

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Emphasis on the friend who didn’t want to party. ??

The rest of the night goes a little something like this:

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That one friend dancing with the stripper at the end is me who also said she was done with men.

Then “the classy one of the group” ends up being la pata sucia of the night.

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No qué muy classy?

But no matter how wild your Halloween night gets, you and your girls still have the most memorable nights.

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Or more like the Snaps because most of you won’t remember what happened. There’s always next year.


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Watch Rosie Perez Tell Desus And Mero How She Discovered J.Lo And Knew She Would Be Famous All Those Years Ago

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Watch Rosie Perez Tell Desus And Mero How She Discovered J.Lo And Knew She Would Be Famous All Those Years Ago

“He said, “I want to talk to the girl with the accent,” and I got pissed off and grabbed the phone and was like ‘Yo, what the fuck?'”

Puerto Rican multi-hyphenate Rosie Perez was on “Desus & Mero” this week and she was stunning, sporting her famous curls and flashing her dimpled smile under a hat only she and Pharrell have enough swag for. But don’t get it twisted — she’s from Brooklyn — Rosie will put you in your place if she has to. Several times, she had to give Mero the “don’t play with me” look. They’d laugh and carry on, but her ability to check these two when their questions got out of hand will remind you of your tia who you know better than to mess with.

They asked some great questions, which led to Perez telling the story of how Spike Lee “discovered” her. She also recalled how the famed director asked Public Enemy to write a song for her to dance to and how that song ended up being “Fight The Power.” Yes, the same “Fight The Power” that made the title scene from “Do The Right Thing” an iconic moment in dance, cinema, music, hip-hop, and civil rights.

Perez also discussed Harvey Weinstein and what it’s like being a survivor of sexual assault. Perez described how difficult it was to overcome the guilt she carried after her assault: “Over time, all of sudden, you go, ‘Fuck that shit, I didn’t do nothing wrong.’”

The 53-year-old actress also spoke about her new NBC series, “Rise,” where she plays a bounty hunter. Have I used the word iconic yet to describe her? Because Rosie Perez is iconic.

Check out the extended cut of their interview to see Perez mean mugging something serious.


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