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Here Are Some Of The Best Selfie Fails To Remember When You Try To Capture That Perfect Pic

Sure, you’ve done it, but have you done it like this? Sure, you’ve seen selfie fails before, but have you seen these? Ask yourself these questions as you click through the following slideshow. And remember, fail again, and fail better.

1. The Foot/Food Fail

Source: Footie. Digital Image. Instagram @cowboyjs1. January 4, 2018.

Whatever this guy was going for, it didn’t work.  Let’s not mix feet and food, guys.  Let’s stick with hands and even utensils.

2. Nostril Fail

Source: Nostrils Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @stacietennessee. January 4, 2018.

Thanks, Stacie.  We actually were NOT wondering what the inside of your nostrils looked like.  But we’ll let you know.

3. The Dog Stays Silent

Source: Disappointed Dog. Digital Image. Instagram @pepper_and_oscar. January 3, 2018.

The dog’s expression in this photo says it all.  You know when you’re no longer amused, no longer concerned, no longer angry, just done?

4. Sideline Fail

Source: Playoffs Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @narcissisticks. January 3, 2018.

Bad time for a selfie.  Given that the Sooners were on their way to losing this game, and the QB (pictured here) would cry in the press conference, this is a bad time for a selfie.

5. Shirtless With Cat

Source: Unamused Cat. Digital Image. Instagram @cowboyjs1. January 2, 2018.

Here’s our friend from Manitoba again.  When you call yourself the Selfie King, you need to bring it.  Your shots can’t even keep the cat awake?  Selfie duke, maybe.

6. Running Fail

Source: Athletic Doctor. Digital Image. Instagram @dr_nadine_muller. December 31, 2017.

So this counts.  It’s important to own your selfie fail.  Get up tomorrow, get back out there on the trail and fail better.

7. Freaked-out Dog

Source: Dog Anxiety. Digital Image. Instagram @fjordz. December 31, 2017.

Dogs are an integral part of the #selfiefail.  Often they silently bear witness to their masters’ failure, but sometimes, they are the failure themselves.  Thanks to them for helping us out.

 8. NSF…Oh, it’s a Dog

Source: Too Close Buster. Digital Image. Instagram @i_have_flowers. December 31, 2017.

If your first reaction was to block the screen and look around to see if anyone saw you, take heart.  It’s just a dog again.  And, as much as we love dogs, they know not what they do.

9. Bruno Mars…ish

Source: Mirror, Mirror. Digital Image. Instagram @jesphergarcia. December 31, 2017.

Your mirrored sunglasses?  Tough.  Your upper lip fuzz?  Tough.  You, holding your phone up and taking a photo of yourself to send to friends, all while forgetting that your mirrored sunglasses will reflect hands, wrists and phone?  Not….so…tough…?

10. Drag Me to Heck

Source: Baby won‘t have it. Digital Image. Instagram @veggiesportsdad. December 30, 2017.

You and me and baby makes….a horrific scene from an Italian giallo movie?  It would appear so.  It only takes two pudgy, disembodied arms to make a family selfie turn frightening.

11. I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots, and Your Motorcycle

Source: She‘s a Starman Waiting in the Sky. Digital Image. Instagram @clarus_. December 30, 2017.

Too little has been said about the cyborg #selfiefail.  Is this woman sitting in weird lighting, or was she sent here from the future to kill your mother so you’d never be born?  We’re just asking.

12. The Mom Selfie Fail

Source: Where‘s she going?. Digital Image. Instagram @lisaellenrees. December 30, 2017.

When you take a picture of yourself in your beautiful surroundings but fail to include yourself.  We would call this the definitive #selfiefail.  Or, as our mom would put it, “I did a selfie!”

13. The Horses are Watching

Source: Gimme Some Suga‘. Digital Image. Instagram @mimiscottg. December 30, 2017.

Every list of fails should include horses.  Not because they fail more than people.  Simply because horses are better than people.  Faster.  More graceful.  Taller.  They talk a lot less.  Here a horse shows pity on his hapless person.

14. Filter Fail

Source: Relatives from Space. Digital Image. Instagram @friendlypiegon. December 28, 2017.

What’s happening here?  Do we have a filter happening?  Was there a face swap that went wrong…or right?  Since we can’t tell what happened, we’re calling it a #fail.

15. Small Head Fail

Source: Furry Friend. Digital Image. Instagram @matthewsahyoune. December 28, 2017.

Again with the filters.  Buddy, if you’re gonna mess around with selfies and filters and then bring a dog into the mix, at least put a shirt on.  Your head is weird enough!

16. Multiple Universe Fail

Source: Disfigurement by Selfie. Digital Image. Instagram @chimatowonthelotto. December 11, 2017.

We get it, you exercise.  We get it, you’re outdoorsy.  We get it, you have two faces.  Stop the bragging!

17. Pass the Blame Fail

Source: Butt it wasn‘t my fault. Digital Image. Instagram @g.i.s.p. December 8, 2017.

We include this one for various reasons, but mostly for the description.  Of all the reasons to call this a #selfiefail, he blames the “doggie butt”?!  Buddy.

18. Purple Fail

Source: Purple On Point. Digital Image. Instagram @amandajorfield. November 24, 2017.

The makeup is going.  The duckface is going.  The purple is going.  Wait, the purple is going?  A lot of purple.

19. Caturday Fail

Source: Uncooperative Cat. Digital Image. Instagram @kayla_rose0811. January 4, 2018.

It’s time we brought cats back into the mix.  Why is it the cats are either shocked or sleeping in selfies?  There’s no in between.

20. Breakin’ the Law

Source: True Rebel. Digital Image. Instagram @_selfie__fails_. January 4, 2018.

Whoa, such a rule breaker, pal.  Who’s gonna tell you no selfies?  Nobody!  That’s who.  Today, it’s the no selfies please sign, tomorrow….the world?

21. The Red Selfie

Source: Overcooked. Digital Image. Instagram @_selfie__fails_. July 8, 2015.

#selfiefails are embarrassing, sure, but not this embarrassing.  Dude, you’re still young, you have many more selfie fails in your future.  Anyone who sits in the sun that long without sunscreen has to.

#IceBae Has Blown Up The Internet. Meet The Latina Border Patrol Agent Behind The Viral Hashtag That Has Latino Twitter Freaking Out

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#IceBae Has Blown Up The Internet. Meet The Latina Border Patrol Agent Behind The Viral Hashtag That Has Latino Twitter Freaking Out

A Latina Border Patrol agent has gone viral as #IceBae and from the looks of her new account on Twitter she seems to be enjoying the new found fame.

The agent, who identified herself as Kiara Cervantes, was photographed providing security for Mike Pence during his visit to a migrant detention center in Texas. From that photograph came #IceBae with thirsty fans calling her out for her beauty. But it also attracted many people who were appalled that a Latina would participate in the mass imprisonment of largely Latino men, women, and children.

All this started when a Latina Border Patrol guard was photographed providing security for Mike Pence at a migrant detention center.

Credit: @theprovince / Twitter

So, who is the Latina officer in the photograph? The female officer has since been identified as Kiara Cervantes.  Many of the original comments were focused on her good looks, which kicked off the pretty bizarre hashtag #IceBae

Since the photo went viral, Kiara has started up her own Twitter account and has already racked up nearly 37.5k followers in less than 2 days.

It looks like Cervantes enjoyed the new found attention and decided to create a Twitter account to capitalize on all the fame. She posted a video (which has since been deleted) introducing herself as the #IceBae.

Apprently, Ice Bae has all sorts of ‘supporters’ that she had to thank on Twitter.

Credit: @kiarace24 / Twitter

Because of the response to the original photo and that #IceBae was trending on Twitter with thousands of thirsty comments, Cervantes decided to create a Twitter account. One of her first tweets was to thank everyone for all the ‘support’ and to tell her ‘supporters’ how much she loves them.

She’s also taken to Twitter to share some selfies of her in uniform with her new found supporters.

Credit: @kiarace24 / Twitter

Because when you work at a detention center that houses migrants in overcrowded cages and is at the center of an international scandal, of course selfies should be on your list of to-dos.

At least a few people on Twitter tried to help her out with some caption ideas for her new photo…

Credit: @kiarace24 / Twitter

I mean that is pretty clever if it wasn’t so depressing.

And this person who kept her caption suggestion poignant yet simple.

Credit: @kiarace24 / Twitter

What would you caption her photo with?

Seriously, the people are not here for it.

Credit: @rates_by_me / Twitter

Apart from all of #IceBae’s supporters, her detractors are definitely speaking out on social media. Many pointed out how by sexualizing Cervantes they were also sexualizing the dehumanization of the very people being held in the detention centers.

Rapper Fat Nick, called her out as ‘literal scum’, that her family would be ashamed of.

Credit: @_FatNick / Twitter

Cervantes fired back Sunday at rapper Fat Nick who tweeted that her family will disown her and “shame on any Hispanic working for ice of anything of that nature.”

“I think that’s really rude and naive of you to say,” she tweeted. “You have no idea who my parents are and no idea what goes into my job on a daily basis… before speaking on something you know nothing about…. DONT. Regardless I’m blessed and thankful for the career I have.”

Another Twitter user pointed out what pretty much most of the Latino community is thinking.

Credit: @hcapd / Twitter

One Twitter user, among thousands of others, called #IceBae what many are thinking: a guard at a concentration camp. For people to be idolizing a person who is supporting a system of injustice, racism, and bigotry, has many people across social media very upset, particularly those in the Latino community who feel #IceBae has turned her back on them.

READ: Sickening Screenshots Show Border Patrol Agents Laughing About Migrant Deaths

J Balvin Gets In The Business Of Japanese Hip Hop As He Announces New Project For Anime Film

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J Balvin Gets In The Business Of Japanese Hip Hop As He Announces New Project For Anime Film

jbalvin / mflo_official / Instagram

J Balvin is totally on a roll right now. He’s just released a surprise album, Oasis, with Bad Bunny which has rocketed to the top of the charts and now the Colombian singer has announced a new project that will take him in an entirely different direction.

J Balvin is working with a Japanese hip hop group in an upcoming anime film.

Credit: @MeetMusicLovers / Twitter

Reggaetonero and Latin music superstar J Balvin has teamed up with Japan-based hip-hop trio m-flo on the theme song for a new animated movie, called HUMAN LOST, to be released in theaters worldwide this fall.

The popularity of Japan’s anime culture is increasing around the world, so it makes perfect sense for the “Mi Gente” singer to do such an incredible collaboration.

The anime film he’s working on is based on a sci-fi novel from 1948.

The original novel, called No Longer Human, is rated as the second best selling novel in all of Japan. I’m pretty sure it’s safe to assume, that with the backing of J Balvin and m-flo, the new adaptation will do even better.

No Longer Human is told in the form of notebooks left by one Ōba Yōzō, a troubled man incapable of revealing his true self to others, and who is instead forced to uphold a facade of hollow humor.

The film, along with the new track, will hit theatres in the US this fall.

While the animated movie is set to hit the theaters in the U.S. in fall this year, it had its world premiere last Friday at the Anime Expo 2019 in Los Angeles.

M-Flo made a surprise appearance at the event to announce their involvement in the movie’s main theme, which features Balvin.

Turns out, M-Flo and Balvin also performed together at last year’s Summer Sonic Festival in Japan – Balvin’s first time performing in the country.

Credit: @billboard / Twitter

The “Safari” singer performed in Japan for the first time last summer at the annual Summer Sonic music festival, where m-flo’s VERBAL suggested they work on the theme song together.

A known fan of Japanese popular culture, Balvin readily accepted the offer and the collaboration took off from there.

Quite a few J Balvin fans were surprised by the annoucement but most were super excited for the project.

It’s definitely a big departure for the reggaeton singer but with the global popularity of Latino singers right now, it’s seems like a perfect match to us.

Some people on Twitter admitted they were just here for the new J Balvin track…not the anime.

Credit: @pkjd818 / Twitter

Even if that’s true for some people, anime has exploded into a giant industry worth more than $18 billion globally, so I’d say Balvin is making the right decision.

READ: Bad Bunny And J Balvin Just Dropped Their Joint Album And It’s Exactly What You’d Expect From These Trap Royals

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