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25 Memes That Are Too Real If You’re Single

Maybe someone did some brujeria on your love life, or some really bad karma is starting to hit you. Whatever it is, you continue to be single AF. And these Memes That Are Too Real capture exactly how you feel about it:

1/25 Once in a while your hotline blings.

CREDIT: PAL FEIS / FACEBOOK

And 75 percent of your text messages consist of pizza coupon codes.

2/25 When you’ve been single for a while and don’t know whether to laugh or cry about it.

CREDIT: KALOSMAIL / YOUTUBE

Every Valentine’s day you’re like, “ya guey, ya.”

3/25 But no matter how long you’ve been single, somehow you’ve managed to keep the spice alive. ?

CREDIT: DAYLIGHT0WL / INSTAGRAM

#TooHotToHandle

4/25 You’ve also become a total pro at finding matches on dating apps.

CREDIT: TINDER / APPLE / CONCINARTESCUELA.FILES.WORDPRESS.COM

You still got game, baby girl. ?

5/25 When you finally go on dates with your matches… It’s like magic ?✨.

CREDIT: DONNA ROSENBERG / FACEBOOK

You never believed in love at first sight until you met this sexy match.

6/25 Then you start thinking about what your babies would look like if you and your match had kids…

CREDIT: LARRY MILLER / FLICKR

Of course they would be the most adorable babies in the WORLD. ?

7/25 Sometimes your relationship with food gets confused as love for an actual person.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Worst. Feeling. Ever.

8/25 But at the end of the day, food is the only thing you can truly commit to.

CREDIT: @COLORMEJOANA / TWITTER

Hot Cheetos are life and you know it. ❤️

9/25 On nights that you’re all alone, your food is the only one who’s always there to keep you company.

CREDIT: ROSKAPEREZ / INSTAGRAM

I’m going out on a “date” is just code for Netflix and chill… By yourself.

10/25 Since being single, you’ve learned exactly what kind of man you want.

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He knows exactly what to do to satisfy your every craving.

11/25 Which is why you don’t even need a boyfriend.

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You crave something sweeter.

12/25 When you’ve been single for so long,  you know how annoying it is to hear this from your family:

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

As if you didn’t already know that. *rolls eyes in Spanish*

13/25 This phrase is especially annoying during the holidays when you don’t have a date with you.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I hate this season.

14/25 You get so much sh*t from them, they almost convince you that you’ll spend your entire life waiting for “the one.”

CREDIT: ESOCABRONA / TUMBLR

I mean it’s not like you’re going to be single forever…right???

15/25 They just don’t understand that dating sucks and some people have a habit of breaking your heart.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

?

16/25 But sometimes it’s your own fault that you’re still single.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Oops. ??‍♀️

17/25 All you ask for in your love life is for someone who can lift you up when you’re feeling down.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

If your boo is as supportive as your faja, then they’re a keeper.

18/25 But if all else fails (again), you can always chill with the two men who never fail you: José Cervo & Chente.

CREDIT: BARBARA NOBLE / FACEBOOK

Or Paquita ?.

19/25 TBH, sometimes you just need your space.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Of course you want attention, but you also don’t want someone to be so clingy.

20/25 And if they don’t respect your space, you then have to start dropping subtle hints…

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Only *subtle* hints of course.

21/25 Another problem you run into while trying to date is: false advertisement.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I hate it when I meet a cute guy but his personality is dry AF. ?

22/25 Another reason you stay single is because either you have commitment issues or the people you try to date do.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

This reminds me of the time I dated someone for a year and they said we were “just friends.” So annoying.

23/25 At the end of the day, your love life cycles back to your one and only…FOOD.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I’ve never read something more poetic and romantic in my life.

24/25 And also, beverages.❤️

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

25/25 But once Valentine’s Day is around the corner, you’re reminded once again of how single you are.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

But who cares? As long as you love yourself, it’s all good. ?


READ: 13 #SingleLatinaProblems That Aren’t Really Problems


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Latino Twitter Gifted The World With These Seriously Good Inauguration Memes

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Latino Twitter Gifted The World With These Seriously Good Inauguration Memes

It’s official: the United States has a new president! Yesterday was Inauguration Day in the U.S. and we welcomed Joe Biden as the 46th President of the United States and Kamala Harris as the 49th Vice President.

It was an historic day full of major milestones for the country and the world – and that was made obvious by the sheer amount of attention paid to the day’s events. One has to look no further than the amount of memes that were produced in the wake of the inauguration, from Jennifer Lopez and Lady Gaga to Bernie Sanders and the adiós to Donald and Melania Trump.

As usual, Latino Twitter showed up with the memes and left many of us on the floor laughing our a** off. These are some of the honorable mentions from a day full of historical moments and incredible memes.

Tío Bernie may have stolen the spotlight from President Biden with his very practical inauguration attire.

The long-serving Vermont senator was there to watch proceedings, bracing the D.C. cold to witness Biden being sworn in as president. To withstand the cold climes, Sanders came prepared in a big old reliable coat and mittens – with his inaugural look and general demeanour waiting for the event to begin capturing the creativity of the internet through a series of ‘Cold Bernie’ memes.

Bernie was everywhere!

The former presidential candidate was popping up in all sorts of places as the Internet memed him into a frenzy.

And he was all of us…

The former aspiring presidential candidate later addressed the attention his outfit was getting in an interview with Gayle King, noting: ‘You know in Vermont we know something about the cold and are not so concerned about good fashion, we want to keep warm and that’s what I did today.’

The Internet has even created a website where you can insert Tío Bernie into any scene you want with Google Maps.

And yes, it actually works!

Michelle Obama told us all how she felt without telling us all how she felt.

When Michelle and Barack Obama departed the White House in 2017 to make way for Donald and Melania Trump to take over the reigns, Michelle did not hide how difficult and upsetting she found the moment. So a lot of people were thrilled to see the Michelle we know and love, happy, thrilled and generally paving the way at the 2021 inauguration ceremony.

Lady Gaga giving the world Hunger Games vibes…

Lady Gaga had the honour of performing the American national anthem, ‘The Star-Spangled Banner’ and, of course, she ‘killed’ it. The dramatic and rousing performance was made even better by her custom-made Schiaparelli gown, adorned in the US colours and complete with patriotic hidden meanings. However some thought they’d seen it – particularly the brooch – before…

Then there were the adiós Trump memes that left Mexican Twitter on fire!

A la verga! Adiós, Señor Trump! 👋

This one is too good!

I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.

Mexican Facebook was also on fire!

This Twitter user is too right, Mexican Facebook really is undefeated!

And some want to reclaim red hats!

If you could bring back red hats, what would yours say?

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This Hilarious Viral Video is Being Called the Latino Version of ‘Get Out’

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This Hilarious Viral Video is Being Called the Latino Version of ‘Get Out’

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We’ve all experienced it before–the nervousness of meeting your partner’s parents. And if you’re in an interracial relationship, that nervousness grows exponentially.

That’s why this video of a young Latino man who is hesitant about entering his white girlfriend’s Trump-supporting family’s house has gone viral.

It’s #relatable.

The video starts off with the unnamed boyfriend narrating what’s happening to him as his girlfriend practically drags him into her parent’s home.

In Spanish, he says “I’m going to visit my girlfriend’s parent’s house. The house is very beautiful and she wants me to go inside. But I’m not going to do that because there’s a problem.”

At this point, he pans up to focus on a “Trump” sign prominently displayed on the front lawn.

He turns the camera around to show his own very worried face. The young man’s girlfriend tries to assure him that everything is okay, promising him that her parents are “going to like you”.

The young man tells her to go on without him because he “doesn’t want to die” today. “Maybe tomorrow, yes. But today–no,” he says.

His girlfriend keeps insisting he follow her in until he finally says: “They don’t like me!” before zooming in on the “Trump/Pence” sign one final time. The comedic timing is *chef’s kiss* impeccable.

The video is captioned “This Spanish remake of ‘Get Out’–a witty nod to the 2017 horror film.

As a refresher, “Get Out” centers on a young Black man in an interracial relationship who visits his white girlfriend’s family for the weekend. Soon, he realizes the family is not quite as idyllic as they’re pretending to be. Before long, he realizes his life is in danger.

The movie accurately depicted the real-life horror of racism and white supremacy through a cinematic lens. Phrases like “the sunken place” (the place the main character went when he’s paralyzed by his girlfriend’s mother) became cultural shorthand for: the “place an oppressed person goes when they have become silent or compliant to their own oppression” (thanks Urban Dictionary).

Internet commentators chimed in with their own thoughts and opinions about the super relatable video.

One Reddit user knew exactly how the young man felt. “As a biracial person who dated a girl from a very conservative Republican family, they never let me forget that I was biracial,” he said. “They brought it up almost every day.”

Another knew the struggles of having family members with different views from their own: “I have friends and family members that have been radicalized.. it’s very difficult to have a conversation about anything anymore that doesn’t end with vitriol.”

Another Reddit user had more sympathy for the man’s girlfriend. “I feel bad for the girl honestly,” they said. “We may be able to choose who we befriend, but we can never choose our parents.”

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