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25 Memes That Are Too Real If You’re Single AF

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Maybe someone did some brujeria on your love life, or some really bad karma is starting to hit you. Whatever it is, you continue to be single AF. And these memes capture exactly how you feel about it:

1/25 Once in a while your hotline blings.

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CREDIT: PAL FEIS / FACEBOOK

And 75 percent of your text messages consist of pizza coupon codes.

2/25 When you’ve been single for a while and don’t know whether to laugh or cry about it.

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CREDIT: KALOSMAIL / YOUTUBE

Every Valentine’s day you’re like, “ya guey, ya.”

3/25 But no matter how long you’ve been single, somehow you’ve managed to keep the spice alive. ?

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CREDIT: DAYLIGHT0WL / INSTAGRAM

#TooHotToHandle

4/25 You’ve also become a total pro at finding matches on dating apps.

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CREDIT: TINDER / APPLE / CONCINARTESCUELA.FILES.WORDPRESS.COM

You still got game, baby girl. ?

5/25 When you finally go on dates with your matches… It’s like magic ?✨.

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CREDIT: DONNA ROSENBERG / FACEBOOK

You never believed in love at first sight until you met this sexy match.

6/25 Then you start thinking about what your babies would look like if you and your match had kids…

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CREDIT: LARRY MILLER / FLICKR

Of course they would be the most adorable babies in the WORLD. ?

7/25 Sometimes your relationship with food gets confused as love for an actual person.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Worst. Feeling. Ever.

8/25 But at the end of the day, food is the only thing you can truly commit to.

CREDIT: @COLORMEJOANA / TWITTER

Hot Cheetos are life and you know it. ❤️

9/25 On nights that you’re all alone, your food is the only one who’s always there to keep you company.

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CREDIT: ROSKAPEREZ / INSTAGRAM

I’m going out on a “date” is just code for Netflix and chill… By yourself.

10/25 Since being single, you’ve learned exactly what kind of man you want.

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CREDIT: ANNIE CARROLL / PINTEREST / mitú

He knows exactly what to do to satisfy your every craving.

11/25 Which is why you don’t even need a boyfriend.

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CREDIT: MOSTDEFINITELYLAURTUMBLR / TUMBLR

You crave something sweeter.

12/25 When you’ve been single for so long,  you know how annoying it is to hear this from your family:

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CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

As if you didn’t already know that. *rolls eyes in Spanish*

13/25 This phrase is especially annoying during the holidays when you don’t have a date with you.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I hate this season.

14/25 You get so much sh*t from them, they almost convince you that you’ll spend your entire life waiting for “the one.”

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CREDIT: ESOCABRONA / TUMBLR

I mean it’s not like you’re going to be single forever…right???

15/25 They just don’t understand that dating sucks and some people have a habit of breaking your heart.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

?

16/25 But sometimes it’s your own fault that you’re still single.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Oops. ??‍♀️

17/25 All you ask for in your love life is for someone who can lift you up when you’re feeling down.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

If your boo is as supportive as your faja, then they’re a keeper.

18/25 But if all else fails (again), you can always chill with the two men who never fail you: José Cervo & Chente.

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CREDIT: BARBARA NOBLE / FACEBOOK

Or Paquita ?.

19/25 TBH, sometimes you just need your space.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Of course you want attention, but you also don’t want someone to be so clingy.

20/25 And if they don’t respect your space, you then have to start dropping subtle hints…

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

Only *subtle* hints of course.

21/25 Another problem you run into while trying to date is: false advertisement.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I hate it when I meet a cute guy but his personality is dry AF. ?

22/25 Another reason you stay single is because either you have commitment issues or the people you try to date do.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

This reminds me of the time I dated someone for a year and they said we were “just friends.” So annoying.

23/25 At the end of the day, your love life cycles back to your one and only…FOOD.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

I’ve never read something more poetic and romantic in my life.

24/25 And also, beverages.❤️

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

25/25 But once Valentine’s Day is around the corner, you’re reminded once again of how single you are.

CREDIT: @WEAREMITU / INSTAGRAM

But who cares? As long as you love yourself, it’s all good. ?


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