We Relabeled These Common Household Products So They Are More Honest Than Their Original Label

There are just some brands from childhood (and adulthood) that have a totally different meaning in our heads than what’s on the label. So we decided to keep it real and replace the labels with a new logo that shows consumers what the product is *really* for. There is always a recommended use and a real use for every product and Latinos will always find the real way to use a product.

Take a trip down memory lane with me…

Vicks VapoRub


We all know VapoRub, but we probably don’t know what it’s actually meant for. Turns out, it’s meant to be used as a cough suppressant by rubbing that pungent, yet comforting gel on your chest.

What it’s actually does…


My abuelo rubbed this on his wrists every few hours. For his arthritis or as cologne, we never found out. Rub daily to mend broken hearts, the flu, or to get rid of cellulite!



Even as a poor college student, I always found the money for Patrón bottles for every occasion. Patrón, bottles–that’s all I remember from college if I’m being honest. #SorryPapa

What it’s actually does…


It kills you. Or, if you’re a new parent, a little helps put your baby to bed and gives you life. (Mitú does not condone giving children alcohol even if our parents did.) #ThanksPapa



Looks like soda, right? Sprite is so basic that it’s basically just lemon water, so it’s healthy right? It’s got to be.

What it’s actually does…


Yup! Sprite cures hangovers, tummy aches, and is essentially a tonic. I’m just waiting for a Sprite cleanse trend to happen over here.



I’m drooling. Mazapán is the ultimate comfort food as far as dulces go, imo. Fun fact, mazapán was brought to Latin America from Spain, where they use almonds instead of peanuts.

What it’s actually does…


You can tell a lot about a person by the way they eat mazapán, verdad.  Spot a perfectionist crying from a mile away, because there is no neat way to eat these guys.

Café Bustelo


Seems innocent looking enough right? Café Bustelo, how your packaging deceives us all.

What it’s actually does…


Do not play with this. Like a well-oiled machine, my nana would wake up groggy, spoon these out in fugly pink plastic mugs and distribute the fuel to the fam. Bustelo, you give us life.

Soda Crackers


A true staple in every Latinx household. As kids, we used to dip these in café con leche like it was gold.

What it’s actually does…


Growing up has made me so much wiser. Nana was just trying to shove these crackers onto her grandkids so she could have more tupperware, or ‘tupper‘ as my Spanish host mom would say.

Royal Dansk Butter Cookies


I have more memories of seeing this box than I do of actually eating those delicious, buttery cookies. The pretzel shaped ones always went first.

What it’s actually does…


Spoiler alert: it’s buttons. It’s always buttons in there. Every d*mn time I plotted a midnight snack run when I was a kid, there were never any cookies in these, so I stopped looking.

Instant Ramen


Being a grown up will be great, they said. You can eat whatever you want, they said. Somehow, I keep coming back to this cheap stuff.

What it’s actually does…


I never wanted this, cuz. Take me back to mountains of bacalao y tostones. “Chicken” my a**.

Goya Adobo Seasoning


Goya is my brand. Everything tastes better with it and I promise this is not a product placement. I speak on behalf of all Puerto Ricans that Goya is the shit.

What it actually does…


To be honest, I never tasted a difference between ‘Adobo’ flavors at restaurants and the flavor of fcking everything at home. ‘Adobo’ es lo misma de ‘pa todo’ en mi casa.



For some reason, I just can’t with the smell of Fabuloso. The only time it appears in my house is when the titis come to visit and keep me fully stocked till their next visit.

What it actually does…


Maybe that smell rubs me the wrong way because it’s the smell of my mom about to wake me tf up on Saturday mornings to force me to ‘help’ mop the floors. I’m still recovering my Saturday mornings.



Burn my insides, Cheeto cheetah, take me. You’re the only Cheeto I would ever vote for as president. You hurt so good but we know what to expect.

What it actually does…


I accept this trade off, tho. When I see someone with red fingers, I’m just like, we should stick together because I want in on your stash of cheetos crack.

These Supermodels Are Showing The World What Latina Excellence Looks Like


These Supermodels Are Showing The World What Latina Excellence Looks Like

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If there‘s a place in showbiz were Latinas have been able to shine through is the fashion world. So it comes as no surprise that Latinas have been dominating the catwalk since a few decades ago. Here‘s a list of some of the greatest Latina beauties that ever worked the runway!

1. Gisele Bündchen

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This Brazilian beauty is definitely a Supermodel of the World. She‘s not only one of the highest-paid models ever but she‘s also one of the richest women in showbiz… as if dating Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Brady was not enough. But I guess that‘s what you get when you‘re a signature Victoria‘s Secret Angel for 7 years and get to do 2,000 magazine covers, 800 fashion shows, and 550 ad campaigns.

2. Adriana Lima

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Adriana‘s beauty is no simple thing, she‘s a mix of Portuguese, Native Brazilian, Japanese, Swiss, African and West Indian. She‘s best known for being Victoria‘s Secret’s longest-running model and was also named MVP by the brand in 2017. Her success not only made her the second best-paid model after Gisele but she also got to date Rock Royalty Lenny Kravitz and actual Royalty Prince Wenzeslaus of Liechtenstein.

3. Alessandra Ambrosio

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On the 3rd spot, we have yet another Brazilian Victoria‘s Secrets Angel. Alessandra has been named one of the most beautiful women in the world by People Magazine and was an Angel for 17 years. She‘s the 6th highest-paid model. She also launched a swimwear line with Brazilian Brand Rosa Chá and her own brand, Ále by Alessandra. She has appeared in several movies and TV shows like Casino Royale and How I Met Your Mother.

4. Belén Rodríguez

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Belén is an Argentinean model, actress, TV personality, and singer. She has been the face of brands like Guess, Miss Sixty, and Swarovski. Not only is she successful in the entertainment industry but she‘s also a businesswoman, she launched 2 perfumes, created her own clothing brand, opened a restaurant with a Master Chef judge and opened several beauty salons… no doubt there are some people that were blessed with all the talents!!

5. Izabel Goulart

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This Brazilian star is best known for being a Victoria‘s Secret Angel for 11 years even though she had a rough start when she had a wardrobe malfunction on her 1st ever runway show, having her top fell open. Nothing to be worried, she bounced back when started to work with brands high-end brands and became the face of MAC Cosmetics. She has her own star on Hollywood‘s Walk of Fame. She‘s also an advocate for diabetes research.

6. Joan Smalls

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Joan is a boricua (Puerto Rican) beauty that became the 1st Latina to be the face of Estée Lauder Cosmetics and also the 8th highest-paid model. She was a Victoria‘s Secret Angel and has appeared on the cover of magazines in over 25 countries. She appeared on Beyoncé‘s Yonce video. Aside from being a model, she graduated Magna Cum Laude with a bachelor‘s in Psychology and also launched her denim line Joan Smalls x True Religion.

7. Lais Ribeiro

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Lais is a Brazilian model who became a Victoria‘s Secret Angel in 2015. She has worked the runways for houses like Gucci, Louis Vuitton, and Chanel. Back in 2011, she was the most booked model during São Paulo‘s Fashion Week and Rio‘s Fashion Week. She has been on the cover of Vogue for several countries.

8. Isabeli Fontana

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Isabeli is a Brazilian model. She first appeared on Victoria‘s Secrets lingerie catalog when she was only 16, this caused controversy as the brand claimed they would not use any models under 18. She‘s the 11th highest-paid model and has been the face of brands like Viktor & Rolf and Bvlgari‘s perfumes. She appeared in several magazines including Vogue and Sports Illustrated. Back in 2011, she was a judge in the Miss Universe pageant.

9. Christy Turlington

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This American-Salvadoran was one of the greatest supermodels back in the 80s and 90s. She was named one of the most influential people in the world by Time magazine. She‘s also a philanthropist, filmmaker an advocate for maternal health. She founded Every Mother Counts, a non-profit that supports health programs around the world and also filmed No Women, No Cry, a documentary that focuses on the status of maternal care in several countries. She‘s also been an activist for animals and participated in PETA‘s anti-fur campaign.

She has appeared in over 500 magazine covers and in a few music videos for artists like Duran Duran and George Michael. She also worked as a correspondent and interviewed the Dalai Lama for the Today Show and has collaborated as a writer for publications like Teen Vogue, HuffPost, and Marie Claire.

10. Ana Beatriz Barros

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Ana is a Brazilian model and wife of Karim El Chiaty, son of Egyptian billionaire Hamed El Chiaty. She‘s best known for appearing 7 times in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. She‘s worked with brands like Guess, Victoria‘s Secret, Versace, JLO, etc. She has also been on the cover of Vogue, Allure, Glamour and Marie Claire. Back in 2005 was named the face of Italian lingerie brand Intimissimi.

11. Caroline Trentini

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Caroline is a Brazilian model that first appeared on a Marc Jacobs‘ ad campaign. After her breakthrough, she has been on the cover of Vogue, Harper‘s Bazaar and ELLE. She has been the face of houses like Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana and has worked the Victoria‘s Secrets runway for 3 years. In 2007 she appeared on the cover of Vogue with 9 of her fellow models as the World‘s Next Top Models

12. Gracie Carvalho

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This Brazilian beauty is best known for being a lingerie, swimsuit and catalog model. She has worked for brands like H&M, Vivianne Westwood, and DKNY. She was the most booked model in Rio Fashion Week in 2008, working on 35 out of 39 fashion shows and in 2009 she walked the runways for New York and Paris Fashion Week.

13. Fernanda Motta

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Fernanda is a Brazilian model, actress, and TV personality. In 2007 she became the host of Brazil‘s Next Top Model. She has appeared on the cover of Cosmopolitan, Elle, and Vogue in several countries. She has also done ad campaigns for brands like Rolex, Moët & Chandon, and Gucci.

14. Helena Christensen

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Helena is a Danish-Peruvian supermodel from the 80‘s and 90s. She‘s was a Victoria‘s Secret Angel and the face of Revlon. Back in 1986, she represented Denmark in the Miss Universe pageant. Aside from being one of the most influential models, she was a photographer whose work got published by magazines like ELLE and Marie Claire. She also launched 2 clothing lines and was creative director of Nylon magazine at its inception. Helena is an advocate for climate change and breast cancer. In 1999 she gave birth to his son that she had with Norman Reedus… who you might know as Daryl Dixon from The Walking Dead.

15. Cintia Dicker

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She‘s a Brazilian model. She has worked with brands like L‘Oreal, H&M, and Tom Ford and been on the cover of Teen Vogue, Marie Claire, Elle, and Sports Illustrated, where she has been featured 5 times. She‘s also a swimwear designer and an advocate for children‘s welfare in Brazil.

16. Raquel Zimmermann

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Raquel is a Brazilian model who has been featured on the cover of Vogue in over 9 countries. One of those time she was featured as one of the World‘s Next Top Models alongside other 9 models, including Caroline Trentini. She appeared on the first ever Gucci TV commercial and Lady Gaga‘s music video Born This Way. She also has worked with brands like Hugo Boss, Prada and Victoria‘s Secret… where she worked the runway on 3 occasions.

17. Arlenis Sosa

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Arlenis is a Dominican model. When she started modeling she had to face color prejudice with Dominican designers. After signing her New York contract she was asked by Anna Wintour to attend the Met Ball, in her first week. On her 2nd she booked her 1st two editorials for Vogue and Vogue Italy. Her runway debut was with Banana Republic. That same year she walked the Victoria‘s Secret Fashion Show. Today she‘s the face of Lancôme.

18. Daniela Cosío

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Daniela is a Mexican model and former beauty pageant contestant. She‘s been on the covers of Vogue and Maxim in international editions, she has also worked the runway for brands like Marchesa, Vivienne Westwood, and Jean Paul Gaultier. She took part in ad campaigns like Clarins, Victoria‘s Secret and Pantene.

19. Jaslene González

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Jaslene is a Puerto Rican model and winner of cycle 8 of America‘s Next Top Model. Before modeling, she was a college admissions advisor. She appeared on the cover of Seventeen, Time Out and Latina and also has appeared a total of four times on billboards in Time Square. She took part in the season 6 finale of Project Runway as one of the models. She‘s also an advocate against Domestic Violence and has participated in the “Love Is No Abuse“ campaign.

20. Sessilee Lopez

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Sessilee is an American-Dominican mode. She appeared on the cover of magazines like Vogue, Harper‘s Bazaar, and Allure. On one of her Vogue covers was the “All Black“ issue for Italian Vogue. She has done ad campaigns for Carolina Herrera, Givenchy, Marc Jacobs amongst others. In 2008 and 2009 she walked the runway for the Victoria‘s Secret Fashion show.

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