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Poll: How Well Do You Know Men’s Room Etiquette?

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Two men enter, one man pees…

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Bathroom etiquette is a thing, so let’s talk about it. As we all know, it’s one of, if not the, most important part of the social contract. It is so crucial, in fact, that if it were ever compromised, it could almost certainly bring about complete anarchy — human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!

Here’s the scenario…

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For argument’s sake, the men’s restroom over here at the Mitu compound is constructed of two (2) side-by-side urinals and two (2) side-by-side stalls. There’s some sinks, too, and a sign on the wall that reads: “Employees Must Wash Hands,” but you don’t work here, so don’t even worry about that, bro! High five!

This is why God created “buffer urinals” exist…

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It’s what separates us from the animals. Only, in this case, there isn’t a “buffer” in sight. You either gotta pop into one of those vacant stalls or just wait for the coast to clear — worst case: maybe you could even hold it, leave, and then try again in a couple of minutes.

You don’t want to “accidentally” bump elbows or even run the risk…

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It doesn’t even matter how well two dudes know one another, if they’re sharing adjacent urinal space, they might as well be holding each other’s pingas.

But, when you gotta go, you gotta go…

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You don’t care about personal space — your own or anybody else’s. You’ve had a few cervezas and it’s high time you made room for some more. You’re a man and whoever’s at the urinal next to you is just gonna have to deal with it. It’s not like you’re making eye contact, right?

So, if you enter the men’s room and there’s already a dude using one of the urinals…

READ: Seriously, Here’s Why You Should Stop Rubbing One Out Right Now!

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Nikki Bella And John Cena Got Engaged At Wrestlemania, But What Does It Really Mean?

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Nikki Bella And John Cena Got Engaged At Wrestlemania, But What Does It Really Mean?

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Sixteen-time WWE World Champion John Cena popped the question to his long-time girlfriend, “Total Bellas” star, Nikki Bella, at the ultimate thrill ride, Wrestlemania 33. But, in the scripted world of sports entertainment, what does that even really mean?

Here’s John Cena proposing to Nikki Bella at Wrestlemania:

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The Undertaker lost, but this was still the saddest part of the event. If you’ve ever watched E!’s “Total Bellas” or caught the last few weeks of WWE’s “Smackdown Live!,” you must have seen this coming a mile away — even if you didn’t care or want it to happen.

But, was it real?

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Dopey-in-love “Engaged Cena” is probably just the latest evolution of his character, which might mean the “Super Cena” era has finally come to a queasy end. If “Heel Cena” is a dream fans have, maybe this could lead to everything we’ve ever wanted. Nikki was a “bad guy” for most of her career, so it’s possible that… who am I kidding? Cena will be a good guy forever.

Historically, on-air proposals have only ever ended miserably…

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When former Mötley Crüe roadie Test proposed to the boss’ daughter, Stephanie McMahon, she ended up marrying the cerebral assassin, HHH via drive-thru chapel. More recently, former Fandango dancer, Summer Rae, asked Rusev for his hand in marriage, but that ended with “the Bulgarian brute” marrying his valet/manager, Lana.

Unless you’re Macho Man, your chances of long-term success are slim…

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Randy Savage has the only feel-good proposal story, and that actually ended up playing out horrifically. Yikes. Like, for real. Woof!

So, what does any of it mean?

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Nothing, really. These things never end well, but maybe this one is different. I’d love to see those two crazy kids take the marriage bull by the horns and actually make it work, but also, who cares?

Sports entertainment engagements (entergagements)  should be treated like other wrestling gimmicks…

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I would pay a lot more than the $9.99 WWE Network subscription fee to see a “Pre-nup-On-A-Pole” match. Why isn’t Vince thinking of this already?

READ: Here’s A List Of Wrestling Moves You Didn’t Know Were Invented By Latinos

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