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Move Over, Chihuahua… Taco Bell’s New Mascot Has Arrived

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This story is so freakin adorable that you wouldn’t even believe it if it wasn’t caught on film. Behold “Taco Squirrel,” the smartest evolution of Sciuridae, a squirrel that is capable of eating a taco that’s almost double his size.

With more than 1,600 retweets on Twitter, people are loving this “Taco Squirrel.”

3,000+ likes can’t be wrong. There’s only enough room in pop culture’s collective heart for one hungry vermin and “Taco Squirrel” has everyone asking “‘Pizza Rat’ who?”

But “Taco squirrel” is only the most recent rodent to steal our hearts…

Perhaps you remember the epic saga of “Conkers’ Bad Fur Day”…

Conker’s Bad Fur Day / Nintendo

This is about a squirrel who drunkenly joins the war effort overseas and then finds himself in the trenches taking on the forces of evil — all while nursing a brutal hangover. We’ve all been there. Anyway, it’s like “Die Hard” mixed with “The Hangover” meets “Saving Private Ryan” — but with a squirrel. You get it.

Or “Agent 000” himself Secret Squirrel…

The Secret Squirrel Show / Warner Bros.

And the sidekick of “Bullwinkle,” the flying “Rocky”…

The Rocky and Bullwinkle Show / NBC

Or “Hammy” from ‘Over The Hedge’…

Over the Hedge / DreamWorks Animation

Watch out world, a star is born:

I can’t wait for “Taco Squirrel” to be on “Dancing With The Stars” or “Celebrity Rehab.” Until then we’ll just have to enjoy his reign atop the wild animal competitive eating circuit as the newest champion.

[H/T] Huffington Post: Hero Squirrel Attempts To Eat Taco Nearly The Size Of Its Whole Body

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What If Your Girlfriend's Bedroom Habits Are Slowly Killing You?

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What If Your Girlfriend’s Bedroom Habits Are Slowly Killing You?

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“Let’s move in together…” she said, “it’ll be fun!” she said… But, it’s not. Since she moved in, you’ve been up all night, every night — and not for any of the good reasons, like sex or because it’s Christmas eve. The National Sleep Foundation says you need around 7-9 hours of uninterrupted sleep. She’s killing you slowly with sleep deprivation torture.

You’re trying to sleep, but your girl’s checking her phone with the brightness set to “The Ark of the Covenant“…

Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark / Lucasfilm

We all know that staring at your smartphone before bed makes it harder to sleep. Something about over-stimulating your brain or frying your eyeballs with LED lights just sounds like a bad idea. Well, guess what? Your girlfriend doesn’t care because she’s taking selfies with every Snapchat filter, and she’s not gonna stop until your whole face melts.

And she’s always shaking her feet because she drinks too much coffee…

Kill Bill / Miramax

Your not Fred Flintstone, but you can make a bed rock! Am I right, bros? Sorry. I thought we could use a laugh. Why start now?! When she moved in, you expected serious seismic activity to occur in the place where the magic happens. Instead, the only thing shaking your bed frame is her restless leg syndrome. It feels like sitting on a dryer set to “permanent press.” If you wanted the “magic fingers” of a vibrating motel bed, you’d skip the nausea and just fall asleep on a chair in Brookstone.

Which explains why she gets up so often for the bathroom in the middle of the night…

The Fly / Fox Digital HD

Whenever she gets up, she makes a fuss and throws the blankets all over the place. If she’s gotta be awake, you gotta too. It’s like Shawshank Prison around here, I’m telling ya!

Some nights, she just won’t stop talking…

Reba / TV Land

She’s beside herself and just can’t figure out why her favorite contestant on ‘The Voice‘ joined Team Chuck Mangione instead of Team Yanni, and you know what? It’s a mystery to everybody else, too. Go to sleep!

Like, in her sleep, too…

Scream Queens / FOX

She’s either dream-admitting that she has FOMO or nightmare-singing that Aerosmith song from the movie ‘Armageddon.‘ Either way, I heard it’s not good to wake someone who’s quietly sleep-talking because they could wake up and talk even louder.

Oh, and farts, too…

Sex And The City / HBO

She farts. Your girlfriend farts. It’s a fact of life. Luckily, she only does it while she’s sleeping, because with great power comes great responsibility. If you had her… um, tone, you’d go to to zoo and scare all the animals. Seriously, a Motown R&B group just called and they want your girlfriend’s butt to be their new bassy baritone guy. Should I tell them “no” or “bum-bum, bum, yeahhhhhh?”

When she’s not using her body to make noise, she’s taking up the whole bed…

Titanic / Paramount Pictures 

In ‘Titanic,’ Rose gave Jack more room on that floating door than your girl gives you on your own bed. SPOILER ALERT: Jack dies. Don’t think that can’t happen to you.

Or hogging all the blankets…

The Tom and Jerry Show / Cartoon Network

After a long night of clinging to your comforter and losing the tug of war, you wake up with callused hands and you’re freezing to death. Look over at her, she’s swaddled hard like a burrito. She’s killing you slow. Pneumonia slow.

When her alarm goes off in the morning, she just keeps on hitting that snooze button…

The Princess and the Frog / Disney 

He body just attacks the alarm like Goro playing speed chess. That was a loaded simile, I’ll admit it. She’s unfazed, while you got a migraine and your pillows are empty because you ripped them open to get the feather, so you can jam them in your ears. You haven’t slept at all.

But when she finally does wake up, she’s  already looking flawless af…

Mad Men / AMC

Did you even notice that she wore such a beautiful dress to bed? She’s your girl. Ask questions, man. Find out why she’s decked out for a fancy party. What, is she dreaming of going to a Quinceañera again? See? That’s the whole thing. Maybe if you took more of an interest in what she’s doing, maybe she wouldn’t be trying to kill you so hard. This has been a real come to Jesus moment, but it’s showed us that you’re neglectful in your relationship. She’s a goddess. Worship her.

Meanwhile, this is me:

Tommy Boy / Paramount Pictures

Sleeping is the only thing that I’m good at. Without it, I’m just a dude yawning all day for no reason. Oh, and I get cranky. You wouldn’t like me when I’m cranky.

[H/T] The National Sleep Foundation: HOW MUCH SLEEP DO WE REALLY NEED?

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